Keep an eye on that Dalek, Mari. Those buggers can turn mean.
Welcome back Kylie
Um...and appropriate replies to all the posts I've missed.
/me wanders off singing "...sometime's you gotta go where everybuggy knows your name..."
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Jerboa Haystack
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09-29-2009 05:03
Good Morning everyone.
Keep an eye on that Dalek, Mari. Those buggers can turn mean. Welcome back Kylie Um...and appropriate replies to all the posts I've missed. /me wanders off singing "...sometime's you gotta go where everybuggy knows your name..." _____________________
Well between your fingers and that magical device, you work wonders. TOTD: "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." - Douglas Adams |
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Maureen Boccaccio
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09-29-2009 05:20
Man I am sooo bummed. I haz a fever again!!
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Pserendipity Daniels
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09-29-2009 05:25
Good Morning everyone. Keep an eye on that Dalek, Mari. Those buggers can turn mean. Welcome back Kylie Um...and appropriate replies to all the posts I've missed. /me wanders off singing "...sometime's you gotta go where everybuggy knows your name..." Pep ( . . . as his subliminal campaign seems to be bearing fruit.  )/327/85/252954/3697.html#post2578039 _____________________
Hypocrite lecteur, — mon semblable, — mon frère!
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3Ring Binder
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09-29-2009 05:39
What Second Life is all about, or at least one of its best things:  This was shot at my BL camp, from under the trampoline (yay for SpaceNavigator!), of a pretty wild bunch a-jumpin'. Serious fun, I tell ya! super fun!!! |
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3Ring Binder
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09-29-2009 05:42
I went to the hangout earlier today. I approached from the water slowly... being shy and all. Chris spotted me on the radar before I tp'd home and invited me back. I went and here is a pic from the afternoon. Derrick was "The Flash' and met all expectations by racing about (BTW... he was really funny.) Marcel and I had a great chat. Everyone was such a gentle person.  Thank you Chris and Feline! Oh! and Eli showed up later and was so nice. I have met nothing but good people here and I lurve yous all. I go back to lurking as is usual. Big hugs! glad to see you breaking out a little, Lula. and btw, if anyone is SO nice, it's you. miss exploring with you.  |
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Kylie Jaxxon
aka Ashe1 Writer
Join date: 21 Nov 2007
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09-29-2009 05:45
Pep, It's no big deal whether anyone here knows or not...they can easily read the truth at the other place.
I just didn't want the name mentioned here, as a certain person accesses these forums...my reason for changing in the first place. ETA: Thanks for the welcome back Jerboa. _____________________
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Kylie Jaxxon
aka Ashe1 Writer
Join date: 21 Nov 2007
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09-29-2009 05:46
Man I am sooo bummed. I haz a fever again!! Will someone bring me some breakfast?? (lol...not this much, though) Ooooo...as my Mom would say, "You tried to do too much, too soon." Hope you feel better soon. _____________________
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3Ring Binder
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09-29-2009 05:49
Mo.... oh no. i hope you feel bettter soon. darn it.
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Rhonda Huntress
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09-29-2009 06:30
What Second Life is all about, or at least one of its best things: This was shot at my BL camp, from under the trampoline (yay for SpaceNavigator!), of a pretty wild bunch a-jumpin'. Serious fun, I tell ya! I do not see a trampoline but I do see smoke and the fireworks lighter in your hand. |
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Pserendipity Daniels
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09-29-2009 06:36
Pep, It's no big deal whether anyone here knows or not...they can easily read the truth at the other place. I just didn't want the name mentioned here, as a certain person accesses these forums...my reason for changing in the first place. ETA: Thanks for the welcome back Jerboa. Pep (Some of us have integrity.  )_____________________
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Brenda Connolly
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09-29-2009 06:39
Yay for the pics guys.
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Maureen Boccaccio
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09-29-2009 07:09
Speaking of boats......   oooh, I missed this one! You look great in your boatie! |
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Brenda Connolly
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09-29-2009 07:19
I can't believe Mo missed the boat.........
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Maureen Boccaccio
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09-29-2009 07:26
*groans loudly*
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Brenda Connolly
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09-29-2009 07:33
*groans loudly* Seasick? _____________________
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Maureen Boccaccio
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09-29-2009 07:34
no...cuz I missed the boat...remember??
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Maureen Boccaccio
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09-29-2009 07:35
but my landlubber's legs are pretty wobbly right now....
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Maureen Boccaccio
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09-29-2009 07:38
I require entertaining.
pxplskthxbai or jokes...jokes are good too |
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3Ring Binder
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09-29-2009 07:52
/me giggles
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Maureen Boccaccio
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09-29-2009 08:04
Did someone tell you a joke, Tres, and they're not sharing it with MEEEEEE???????
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Jerboa Haystack
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Join date: 23 Sep 2008
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09-29-2009 08:08
I require entertaining. pxplskthxbai or jokes...jokes are good too This guy walks into a bar... ...you probably heard that one. Never mind. _____________________
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Rhonda Huntress
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09-29-2009 08:12
I require entertaining. pxplskthxbai or jokes...jokes are good too How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle. How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals." How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. How many men does it take to tile a bathroom? Two. If you slice them very thinly. What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window. What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A power failure. What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it. How can you tell when a man is well hung? When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened. Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell. Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions. |
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Jerboa Haystack
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09-29-2009 08:17
erm...
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Pserendipity Daniels
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09-29-2009 08:17
Why do men fart more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure. What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? You don't have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck. How is a woman like a laxative? They both irritate the shit out of you. What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A woman that won't do what she's told. Why are hangovers better than women? Hangovers will go away. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? He died laughing before he could tell anybody. What s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Lipstick. Why is a woman like a dog turd? The older it is, the easier it is to pick up. What's the difference between a woman and a toilet? A toilet doesn't follow you around once you've used it. How does a woman know that she is overweight? She's lying at the beach and people from Greenpeace try to push her back into the sea. How many men does it take to fix the vacuum cleaner?? Why the hell should we fix it, we don't use the damn thing! Why are women like screen doors? Once they get banged a few times,they loosen up. What's a wife? An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done. How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your dick on the curtains. How are women like parking spaces? The best ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped. How are girls like rocks? The flat ones are better to skip. Why do women have tits? So men will talk to them. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin? You come in one and go in the other. Why do women close their eyes during sex? They can't stand to see a man having a good time. What do you call a woman who can suck an orange through a waterhose? Darling. What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb. Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them. Why did God make man first? He didn't want to have a woman looking over his shoulder. What's the definition of Male Chauvinist Pig? A man who hates every bone in a woman's body--except his own. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long. Why does it take five women with PMS to change a light bulb? IT JUST DOES!! How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They let the bitch do it after she finishes the dishes. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch. What's love? The delusion that one woman is different from another. What should you do if your girlriend starts smoking? Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant. What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? Kick her. Why are cyclones/tornadoes usually named after women? Because what starts off as a small blow ends up taking half your house. What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck. Why did God create lesbians? So feminists couldn't breed. Why is a fat woman like a moped? They're both fun to ride, but you wouldn t want your friends to see you on either. What's the best thing about a blowjob? Ten minutes of silence. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? They don t have balls to scratch. Did you hear about the new all female delivery service? It s called PMS - they deliver whenever the hell they feel like it. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced. What's on a woman's mind when she puts on sexy underwear? The words "does my bum look big in this". How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. Pep (Sauce for the goose . . .) _____________________
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Rhonda Huntress
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09-29-2009 08:17
I do not have any new pictures.
Have I posted this one of Lexxi on the coffeetable?  And I can give you a couple of crappy pictures of me    |