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Amaranthim Talon
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01-22-2009 09:22
From: Jerboa Haystack
So a blonde, brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar...

*looks around*

...what....?

Grasshopper walks into a bar.. bartender says, "Hey! I've got a drink named after you!" Grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Murray?"
:rolleyes:
hehe
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Elora Lunasea
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01-22-2009 09:24
From: Jerboa Haystack
So a blonde, brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar...

*looks around*

...what....?


And those looked like men to me. Flakey can be had in all genders :p
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01-22-2009 09:25
So Lexxi, did you get your answer about PleasurePlanet yet?
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01-22-2009 09:27
From: Amaranthim Talon
Grasshopper walks into a bar.. bartender says, "Hey! I've got a drink named after you!" Grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Murray?"
:rolleyes:
hehe


Hehe. Funny thing is I was talking about that drink (Grasshopper, NOT Murray :) ) just the other day. There is a fancy schmancy restaurant nearby that has a very retro drink menu; serves things like that and Pink Squirrels, Harvey Wallbangers, Apricot Sours, etc. Things my mom and dad used to make when company came and would slip tastes to us kids.

Ah! The good old days before we knew it was wrong to feel alcohol to minors :p
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01-22-2009 09:30
ok...someone just sent this pic to me:
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01-22-2009 09:32
From: Elora Lunasea
Hehe. Funny thing is I was talking about that drink (Grasshopper, NOT Murray :) ) just the other day. There is a fancy schmancy restaurant nearby that has a very retro drink menu; serves things like that and Pink Squirrels, Harvey Wallbangers, Apricot Sours, etc. Things my mom and dad used to make when company came and would slip tastes to us kids.

Ah! The good old days before we knew it was wrong to feel alcohol to minors :p

The only time I ever knew of my grandmother touching alchol was when my uncle was making grasshoppers for her. She had 3 or 4 of them before he cut her off. :p
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01-22-2009 09:33
From: Maureen Boccaccio
ok...someone just sent this pic to me:



He he..If I could do photo thingies I'd make one that says:

"New Jersey. Don't like it.? Move to Illinois."
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01-22-2009 09:34
From: Brenda Connolly
He he..If I could do photo thingies I'd make one that says:

"New Jersey. Don't like it.? Move to Illinois."


You beat me to the punch :D
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01-22-2009 09:42
From: Ghosty Kips
Good morning threadies :) Very busy today, so I thought I'd bring you breakfast before I got inundated with stuff! LOL



Off to temple inworld first, so I thought an Indian breakfast was in order. These are dosas, which are crepes made with rice and lentils. They get filled with chicken or whatever suits your fancy. Some people include strong coffee and fruit for balance.

I need to get Elora out for some of this early one morning. :)
Mmm dosas! Any sambar to dip them in?
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01-22-2009 09:46
From: Elora Lunasea
Ah! The good old days before we knew it was wrong to feel alcohol to minors :p


hoo, boy. Years ago, an older cousin, his wife and toddler daughter came over for dinner at my parents' house. Cocktails were had by the four adults while they were waiting for dinner.

Unbeknownst to my parents or to my cousin/wife, the toddler was wandering around and finishing off the dregs of everyone's highballs. :eek:

They realized something was up when she kept trying to do sumersaults in the living room...only to keep falling on her head, over and over and over.

(fortunately she was OK)

(this story was a great one to relate at her wedding :p )
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01-22-2009 09:46
From: Brenda Connolly
I like her. I wish she'd come in here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEvYDi_WG4Q
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i think people are afraid of me or something.
Elora Lunasea
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01-22-2009 09:55
From: Maureen Boccaccio
...Unbeknownst to my parents or to my cousin/wife, the toddler was wandering around and finishing off the dregs of everyone's highballs. :eek:

They realized something was up when she kept trying to do sumersaults in the living room...only to keep falling on her head, over and over and over....


:eek: :eek: :eek:
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01-22-2009 10:01
From: Damien1 Thorne
You shouldn't have been so mean to her.
She was a good sport - for a someone starting a black list.



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I have about 10....count them, Ten...textures..... :p
I have several million - very carefully organized.



From: Amaranthim Talon
Grasshopper walks into a bar.. bartender says, "Hey! I've got a drink named after you!" Grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Murray?"
:rolleyes:
hehe
A very old joke - that just gave me a new laugh. :D



From: Maureen Boccaccio
ok...someone just sent this pic to me:

Another good laugh.
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01-22-2009 10:05
From: Key MacMoragh
Maybe English is not her first language? Even if it's very good... I'm very fluent in Italian, but I remember a number of times when everyone was laughing but me at something that was said.

And thanks for the explanation, Damien. I kept saying "Rundlelawn" over and over different ways, trying to work out what the heck the joke was.

But as my hero Karen Ellis put it, "I'm a girl, and possibly blonde."
Rundlelawn is stated as her sl location in her profile alongside every post she has made and its obvious she is Dutch as she says that Netherlands is her rl location as well which makes it obvious why she didnt get the jokes about the stupid sim names because lots of the real sim names are stupid anyway and it isnt surprising that the suggestions didnt make sense to someone who didnt have English as their native language. Its sad how you Americans get upset when your English is criticised but you think it is funny when foreigners dont get your silly jokes which depend on language.
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01-22-2009 10:08
*yawn*

Can't sleep. Am drinking a beer and watching "Scariest Places on Earth" and reading a book on raising sheep.
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01-22-2009 10:09
From: Oryx Tempel
*yawn*

Can't sleep. Am drinking a beer and watching "Scariest Places on Earth" and reading a book on raising sheep.


/waves to Oryx

That all sounds like it should do the trick, eventually ;)
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01-22-2009 10:10
From: Oryx Tempel
*yawn*

Can't sleep. Am drinking a beer and watching "Scariest Places on Earth" and reading a book on raising sheep.


That combination is not going to end well I think
Oryx Tempel
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01-22-2009 10:12
LOL Elora and Brenda. :p

You're both right. I've only got 1 beer left, so I should be safe.

Alright, I"m off to read. :eek: on the chapter re: castration.
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01-22-2009 10:20
From: Oryx Tempel
LOL Elora and Brenda. :p

You're both right. I've only got 1 beer left, so I should be safe.

Alright, I"m off to read. :eek: on the chapter re: castration.


That reminds me of the culinary program Ghosty and I watched last night which took place in China. Andrew Zimmer (I think that's his name?) went to a restaurant which specialized in "penis" of all types.

Yes people you read that right.

Penis.

Stop giggling!
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01-22-2009 10:21
Oh and on that note; I'm off to lunch!

Muwahahaha!
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Amaranthim Talon
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01-22-2009 10:29
@ Kaimi- old jokes are the only one I can remember- did you see where I had to look up my own address??

@ Brenda re combo- LOL :)

@ Elora re edible penises (nothing- I just wanted to string those two words!)


....

Back to my numbers


- oh wait before i forget - IM'ed with FD- he is fine just taking a bit of a break.

and finally- where is Lexxi? Worried for her after her last posts last night- hope she is resting poor thing.
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01-22-2009 10:42
From: Elora Lunasea
That reminds me of the culinary program Ghosty and I watched last night which took place in China. Andrew Zimmer (I think that's his name?) went to a restaurant which specialized in "penis" of all types.

Yes people you read that right.

Penis.

Stop giggling!


Well, sort of in the reverse, we had a long, long security post once that for some reason reversed the first two letters of the Wade Giles version of Hsitsang. Every single instance. For pages. Not only was it funny on the face of it, but some of the sentences here and there were absolute classic. Probably the most read item of its type in NSA for the week.

(Shows hold long ago I was there. PinYin is probably used everywhere now.)
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01-22-2009 11:08
From: Elora Lunasea
That reminds me of the culinary program Ghosty and I watched last night which took place in China. Andrew Zimmer (I think that's his name?) went to a restaurant which specialized in "penis" of all types.

Yes people you read that right.

Penis.

Stop giggling!


:eek: I say again :eek:

Memo to me...don't let Elora pick the restaurant...
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01-22-2009 11:09
From: Jerboa Haystack
:eek: I say again :eek:

Memo to me...don't let Elora pick the restaurant...


I agree! bleh!
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01-22-2009 11:15
From: HoneyBear Lilliehook
I agree! bleh!


As long as I'm not supplying the main course, anyway
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