just ignore and let this one die

I've never heard of it.

If you think Willie Wonka made you balk...

am i a total lost cause that i haven't seen the Princess Bride?

/me agrees that Monty Python and the Holy Grail is awesome.

'Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old ladies.'

The new one with Johnny Depp in it just ruined the whole thing.....I just can't see Wonka in the same light...

Was that an offer?
Better be careful. Amara and I are engaged to be married and she wants me for my cooking. If you had me locked in the bedroom she might not care as much

BTW, I'm glad you like cilantro, Amaranthim. Have you ever had mango cilantro sauce?

Peel and dice 1 large Mango. Add 1/4 cup chopped onion. 1 finely chopped jalapino (or 1 Tblspoon crushed and dried chipotle chilies). 1 glove of garlic, finely chopped. Juice from 1/2 a small lime. 1 tsp of vegitable oil. Add a handfull of fresh cilantro leavse. Salt and black pepper to taste.

Goes great with grilled shrimp or fish. Also good with chicken fajitas because it does not overpower the milder flavor of chicken.

If you haven't guessed, Tex-Mex is my normal style of cooking.

Yeah she could be 15, but in my experience although 15 year old white girls can dance decently, she appears to have more rythme than a girl so young, she could be 18, 19 but probably not much older.

Why would you want to slap her, she's just full of that young teenage spirit. So many older people appear to be afraid to say a young girl can be sexy as if that is a crime in itself, and I wonder if sometimes it's because of guilt because their own thoughts aren't as innocent as that of the young woman.

Linda Lovelace and John Holmes.
Johnny plays a docter that becomes romantically involed with his patient (Linda). This is also trouble because he is already in a physical relationship with his Nurse (whos name I don't remember).

Linda first goes to the doctoer because she can not climax. After a very through examination, her doctor determins the problem lies in the fact that her joy buzzer (substitute term of your choice here) lies just behind her vocal cords. The only way to properly stimulate it to ... well .. the guy needs to be 10" or better. John happens to carry a baker's dozen.

Later in the story, Linda meets a nice guy and they get along well. He wants to mary Linda but she tells him of her condition and says the man she marries must be .. ummm, he has to have 10" .. gloves. We'll go with that. Well the suiter is upset but he calls his doctor and tells him he has met his love but she will not marry him unles he is 10". After a short conversation on the phone, he turns and says "Good news! The doctor said he can cut it as short as you want it!" And pulls out this ... hmmm. 16" pizza. Yeah. Pizza. That's what it was.

Really cheezy early 70's art film. It set the style for the genre. The bom chika bomp bow" bite can trace right to that film. It's pretty much what "Boogie Nights" was all about. the making of that film.

Or so i have been told. I don't watch movies like that.
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Yes. You must watch that movie. It is THE ultimate chick flick. The best time to watch it is when you are home sick with a cold. Trust me, once you see it you will watch it every time you are home sick with a cold.

Howver, if you have a cold, you might want to avoid a viewing of Deep Throat.

I have to agree with that. I sometimes think that the same people who enjoy going to the strip clubs (or searching Youtube for 'naughty' clips), are the first who would condemn their daughter (wife/mother) if she were to 'expose' herself. You either find that it goes against your values, or you don't. I realize I'm going off on a tangent here, but the best way to raise a daughter is by example. Behave as you would want her to, whatever your values are.

Was that too serious?

OK, favourite movies (too many to mention, here's a few)

Amélie
It's a Wonderful Life
Shawshank Redemption
The Matrix
Blade Runner
Alien
Il Postino
Kill Bill

Ugh! It's a Wonderful Life. No it's not! The whole towns leached off him. They slowly, one by one, killed off his dreams and sucked the blood from his hopes all because of their own petty little lives. Oh sure, they gave him money as the movie ends, but what about the day after? Back to bleeding him out to fix their miserible lives. How much differnt would it be if Clarance -- instead of showing the effects of his never existing -- but rather if at 17 he told the first spineless mooch "sorry to hear that; good luck and happy trails" as he climbed aboard a train to anywhere else.

Then it would be a wonderful life.
Sitting by the fireplace in his Manhatten penthouse. beautiful wife in his lap. his brother calls and says "do you remember that town we grew up in? It has gotten nothing but worse all these years." To which he replise, "That shithole? Good ridance. They did nothing but slap the crap out of us. They would have just let you die if i was not there."
And not anither thought would be given to the bloodsucking lice of that town.
The End

Was that too serious?

favorite movies .hmmmm

Brave heart
Euro trip
Geronimo
O brother where art thou
The Count of Monte Cristo (2002 version)
pulp fiction
kill bill 1 and 2
american history x
the gangs of new york
Rock star
both heavy metal movies
god so many are my favorites i could never list them all

But don't they say "Feed a cold, starve a fever?"

I agree with Yosef - It's a Wonderful Life if you're one of the narcissist townspeople.

LOL! Hahaha never thought about it that way.
I just love James Stewart's character, especially when he kisses that stairwell broken post thing... The joy he feels in the end brings me to tears everytime.

/resists urge to make suppository joke.

Yes. Please resist.
Jack Kennedy was shot from the window of a suppository.

You have the wrong word. You meant to say "grassy knoll".

That was the supposed shooter

Rioko is right, infact. She is 13 (or possibly 14 by now, but 13 when she did this video). She is well known on 4chan and has done several simillar videos (this one being the most tasteful). Her name is Sarah, by the way.

Book suppositories hurt.

What got me about Cloverfield was the way that the production team went on and on about how it was going to be nothing like Godzilla, and the monster would look nothing like Godzilla, and then in the end the film was just like Godzilla and the monster looked just like Godzilla.

True story.

movies alright!

Here are a few fav's;
Life of Brian
Princess Bride
Run Lola Run
Conan Series

ROFL At least these young women are getting some exercise.

I'd vote for "Meaning of Life" as one of the funniest ever and "Search" is alomost as good.
Some of my favorite movies are "Blade Runner", "Heaven and Earth", "Memento", "Snatch", "Kill Bill" and "Kill Bill2", "Chocolate", and "Pee Wee's Big Adventure"

Damn it woman! I said I would share!!!