Went to seek help from the vampires last night

1 User Agreed: Ann Launay

Please remit 250 Lindens immediately and all will be well. Each Ex-weretroutification comes with a gift certificate for a nickel off of a foot-long tuna sandwich at the Subway.

one user groaned.

Methinks that the original poster is actually a bit jealous that this guy bit his wife. That's where the sense of assault comes from and that's a RL thing.

I've been asked, and declined, to be bitten a bunch of times (noobs are easy pickings but where's the fun in that?). I just said no. Now I understand the dire consequences had I allowed such a thing.

Male avatars can adjust their "size" to whatever they want I thought, including Trout
I got bit several times, I thought I was doing community service receiving few of those bites but I never bite by a WereTrout.
Do only hot looking women get bite by the WereTrout?

250 Lindens? Wow, that is a lot. Do you know how much I have to pay Loni a month? How about an autograph and a date with that hillbilly who thought Ned Beatty was cute?

I'm kind of with you on this whole thing as your wife was bitten using deceptive measures by a so-called friend. I do hope your wife has defriended/muted this idiot. Regardless if it's a rp game or whatever, it sounds like most of the bite "invitations" have been SAID they are asking to bite a person ~NOT~ do a new dance. So that point alone would annoy me.

The thing I'm a bit confused about is how were you bitten and didn't know. Can you recall or look back in your logs to see if someone sent an invitation of any sort to you that you accepted?

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I sooo want to go find some wannabe bloodlines vamp and use my new silver stake "hug" - but then I'd be as bad as they are. Unless they ask me first. *chuckles*

Please, can I make the trout avatar for this? You can give it out to anyone who you bite.

Don't be fooled, Trout. That's not Burt Reynolds. It's Norm MacDonald.

I find that most confusing about it. I don't recall ever accepting any animation requests, and would have been weary of doing so even as a noob. I have no recollection of it.
But it says July 6 and the biter name. I looked her up - not familiar at all.

The more I read this, the more it sounds like a pyramid marketing scheme...and like the vampire version of Tiny Empires.

Anyone play Tiny Empires? I don't get the enjoyment of that. My partner got the free HUD then purchased one and just kept it running in the background to buy land and amass coin. I didn't know this at the time (when he got the free HUD I voiced my disinterest in it so he didn't mention he purchased a HUD).

One day I go to a 7Seas fishing contest (small one - early in the day). Chatted briefly with the only other woman there and she asked if I'd ever heard of Tiny Empires. I said I'd heard of it but wasn't sure what it was. Next thing I know, she (without asking) sent a "Welcome pack" to me from her "line" or whatever, told me if the HUD asked if I wanted her as my liege to say "yes" - I'm trying to ask questions in the meantime. Next thing I know, a couple people drop from the sky and this woman is telling them I'm joining their "kingdom" and to please give me some land."

I tried about 5 times to ask about the game and specifics before agreeing to anything and the woman kept saying, "Just say "yes" if my name comes up as your liege." I felt like I was getting a really hard sale on something I STILL didn't understand...and just tp'd out.

Told my partner about it later (which was when I discovered he'd been wearing the TE HUD, but hadn't affiliated with any kingdom and just accepted whatever bribes came in). Ok, so now I'm curious about all this so I purchase a HUD, put it on...accept a bribe...and receive a very nice IM from my new "liege." Plus one from HER liege. I told these two women about my prior negative experience and they FINALLY explained it to me.

That was about 3 months ago. I worked my way up so my Partner could be my liege...and that's about all we do with it. Watch the coins pile up and buy land. We are not interested in the social aspect of it so it really serves no purpose whatsoever for us.

So my long-winded question is:

Anyone who is in TE, what enjoyment do you gain from it? (And I'm asking seriously.)

You're baiting me, aren't you?

/me starts a campfire and takes out a frying pan - Yummm! FISH FRY!!

Enough weretrout here for a good trout feed!

I agree, it wasn't polite to impose RP on someone without their consent, but it's really not a major issue. There are no ill effects.

Nope - We're indiscriminate. We'll bite anyone, even those dreaded furries ( ), so you're in.



It's a deal. Want me to bite Loni for you?



Yes. Yes you can. I'll even make you an Honorary Weretrout Clan Leader. Not that we have actual clans or, for that matter, and organization at all. It sounds cool, though, so that's got to be worth something, right?

/me is hurt that the weretrout didn't offer to bite her.

I'm filing an AR due to wereTrout discrimination!!

Does this vampire Queen sell an elixir to cure stupid?

So if I say yes bite me Trout what benefits do I get for becoming weretrout and will I smelly fishy and be forced to fed on worms and wear fish fins when the moon is full?

Trying to remember, might have been EQ where you could be sullied for 1000 points of non-melee damage.

I would be livid if sullied here, and would take mighty pains to not, in fact, be sullied, lest I bear some measure of scorn, for being sullied, though I might demand after that I should be unsullied, by anyone who had sullied me without explicit consent.

Truly however, Ann gained a level of entirely useless Djamila faction, by quoting the process of being sullied, and I am near tempted now to add a profile pick insisting I shall not be sullied, despite those who would sully me, and if sullied, would demand immediate recompense, lest I be ridiculed as sullied by those who might pelt me with rocks and refuse.

In other words, complain to them that you will not be so sullied.

Thank you, Ann.

If Trout bites you, and you become a weretrout, you may join my trout fry for dinner. Now, that's a benefit! No, don't bother dressing....I'll have a bit of parsely on hand and some lemon.

Is that the same as saying "Sully me, and you wil have to deal with my entire Family"?

I think that is in TOS, and results in an immediate sullying, with the appropriate level of scorn.

I will not say, you are cleaning your shotgun and I am frightened, though maybe in a good way.

Your Avatar is not real.

It is an Adult's play thing ...

It is a ...

TOY


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If a kid in your life had their Barbie or Gi Joe or a Weeble or Tickle-Me-elmo get "Bitten by a vampire" you would not have one bit of concern for the toy's immortal soul, vampire status or anything else.

If you met a kid who thought it meant more than some game, you wouldn't worry about their TOY, you would worry about the kid.

Guess what ----> you are being that kid that can not tell the difference between playing and what is real.


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Now .. write an email to whatever site is listing your Avs and tell them to stop including you.

And then forget about all this nonsense.

And enjoy your Second Life.

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Ohh and all the people you have talked to who kept insisting how serious this was - like Vampire queens or whatever

And convinced you it was more than it is...

Are f-d in the head.

Scorn my fish fry, will you? I'll sully you!!

/me pelts Djamila with clods of dirt and sticks.

Do you think these Vampires are the new Pragmatics were were told were coming?