I think I heard that on the television series Monk. And Monk replied "She turned to the oldest profession? Ok, so we are looking for a stonemason."
Hmm stick sharpeners were around before stonemasons
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Tegg Bode
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01-18-2008 14:55
Hmm stick sharpeners were around before stonemasons _____________________
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01-18-2008 15:06
Only one way to stop this thread before Saturday, and that is to commit the worst, most atrocious pun of all.
OK, you guys asked for it: Guy touring the American southwest, stops at an Indian reservation, where he sees three Indian women sitting on animal hides. He engages them in conversation. The first is sitting on a horse hide and has an eight-year-old son who weighs fifty pounds. the second is sitting on a buffalo hide, and has a twelve-year-old son who weighs one hundred pounds. The third Indian woman is sitting on a hippopotamus hide and she herself weighs one hundred fifty pounds. As the tourist returns to his car, he realizes these three untutored ladies have unwittingly expressed one of the great Mathematical Truths. Do you know which one? It is the Pythagorean Theorem: The squaw on the hippopotamus was equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides. RIP, Friday thread. /me flees into the night and hides. |
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01-18-2008 15:09
It is the Pythagorean Theorem: The squaw on the hippopotamus was equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides. _____________________
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Descartes before the whores
01-18-2008 15:53
Ok I thought I had it until Sandy said he had to look the person up.
So I looked it up on wikipedia. LOL Ianthe. Very clever indeed lol.  (PS, for those who didn't get it, Descartes was a philosopher whose most famous phrase was 'Cogito ergo sum'. 'I think therefore I am'. Now read Ianthe's post again )LOL at all of the other jokes  _____________________
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01-18-2008 16:07
That was awfully funny, Inathe!
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Tegg Bode
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01-18-2008 17:42
I am another that cannot understand paying for what so many want to give away for free. I was more confused before someone told me that they figured it was quality they were paying for, assuming escorts to be of higher talent in the art of slex. On one hand I can understand that, women go to men escorts because an escort (when doing their job properly) is supposed to make them feel desired, taken care of, pleased...where as the random joe at club xyz is looking to rock his own pixels. The same might be said the other way around, of course, but I can only speak from a womans POV. Then again, the 'client' might just be wanting something fast n to the point without having to work for it. *shrugs* People still baffle me lol That's part of it, and escort is going to say yes and is going to ask you how you like it any kinky way and wherever you like it with many places to offer. I guess the other way to look at it is would you offer all that for free to anyone who turned up? _____________________
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01-18-2008 17:43
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01-18-2008 17:46
Some escorts offer specific experiences that could not otherwise be had without the investment of time. When I worked as an escort I had a very specific rp role and much of my work entailed rough play. Never once did I turn a trick that was what most would call "just sex" or "love making", there was always a storyline or fetish involved.
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01-18-2008 20:03
"Descartes before the whores" becomes one of the sl lines forever. You are now in the immortals, Ianthe. Effing Brill.
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Eveline Nixdorf
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Cartesian Pun V2.0
01-18-2008 23:41
Cogito, ergo spud. I think, therefore I yam.
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01-19-2008 00:29
that was a really long way to go for joke Ianthe.
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Hal Harbour
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01-19-2008 02:00
possunt, quia posse videntur OK I'll be the straightman. What does that mean? (Eagerly anticipates funny answer....) |
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01-19-2008 05:21
"They are able because they are seen to be able" or more generally "They can because they think they can"
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Jig Chippewa
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01-19-2008 07:06
I don't get it. And you messed it up. It is: putting descartes before da whores De Nile ain't just the name of a river. _____________________
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01-19-2008 11:37
as for rates, it depends on the escort and what she has to offer. I've seen girls give it away fro $100L for an hour and I've seen web cam girls getting $10,000L or more for an hour.
when i retired (yes i was an escort, now i build house i was charging $2000 an hour and i had no problem getting people to pay that.and still, the answer to the most frequently asked question i get IM'd is.... No, i will not "make sex" with you for free... |
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Penny Rau
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01-19-2008 12:28
LOL...this is a hillarious topic
but I'll tell you the truth, when I was an escort (back when I was a newbie) here's what I would think about... "Man, that chick is so ugly, I wonder if she even gets any business" "Ugh, this is getting really old...I really need a new outfit" "I sure wish someone would come here NOT looking for free sex" "this place lags so bad, I want to strangle everyone in the room!" that's just a few...lol |
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01-19-2008 16:51
"They are able because they are seen to be able" or more generally "They can because they think they can" Hmm the modern version of that is, "Not because we want to, because we can!" _____________________
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Jig Chippewa
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01-19-2008 18:36
I used to wonder what the weather was like outside the guy's window who was masturbating.
Did I just type that?? _____________________
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Har Fairweather
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01-19-2008 19:50
In Victorian-themed sims I suppose they think of England...
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Waterstar Eilde
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01-19-2008 20:25
That's part of it, and escort is going to say yes and is going to ask you how you like it any kinky way and wherever you like it with many places to offer. I guess the other way to look at it is would you offer all that for free to anyone who turned up? Yeah, pretty much, if I'm in the mood... |
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Cal Kondo
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01-19-2008 21:28
Back to the escorting for a moment, because inquiring minds want to know. The OP mentions them sitting around, waiting for business. IS there actually much trade in this? I mean, geez, you don't have to spit far to land on someone ready to hand it all over for free, whether you happen to want it or not. So who actually hires hookers in SL? Those who really can't write and/or type well enough (in any language) to attract a willing ($free) partner? Those who prefer to read rather than type during the act? Newbies? This question also applies to male escorts. I was waiting alone for my date in a bar when someone IMed me to let me know he has male company for hire. Does it really get so desperate, in this environment where females (of any gender) heavily outnumber males, that a lady has to pay for her date? I can't imagine the process to be very much fun if someone is paid to do this, rather than cares about the person they're with (but I guess that's true for prostitution in any environment, and probably different for women, if I may stereotype). They are paying to walk away once it is over. That is, the satisfaction without the hassle, drama or guilt of a relationship. Kind of sad really. |
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Joseph Abel
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01-19-2008 22:33
Well...it's getting to the point that one needs a degree in psychology to be able to figure out what another person may be thinking in SL...
Case in point: I have a few camping animations around my store, a couple of which are gardening animations - and, I had a couple of newbies come over and chat with me when I was in my store, regarding my camp-sites...they were worried if my sites actually did pay correctly, as they had been having problems with getting paid while camping (specifically, my two "raking the leaves" animations). I informed them that I wasn't entirely certain, as I hadn't tried them out recently, but no one had complained of being shortchanged for their time... I found it odd, as both of these campers had identical rez dates, and the same last name (Wong). Well, they grilled me about my sites for a bit, I assured them that I'd pay them, but no matter what I said, they simply could not trust that "perhaps" they'd get paid by the camp-site, but "perhaps" not... It's true what they say...in the end, two Wongs won't rake a "might"... _____________________
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Ianthe Kline
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01-20-2008 01:47
Giggles at a kindred spirit
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01-20-2008 02:35
In Victorian-themed sims I suppose they think of England... Of course..... anything else never matches up Inc _____________________
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Penny Rau
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01-20-2008 06:07
They are paying to walk away once it is over. That is, the satisfaction without the hassle, drama or guilt of a relationship. Kind of sad really. lol... probably right about that But I always figured that if a girl was giving it up for free, there is something wrong with her, either she is actually a gay man that looks like a woman, she will not talk dirty during the act and will just lay there like a robot.. or she looks like a newbie still, and only came into SL because she was horny...lol So I think the reason that anyone should or even would choose an escort over free sex is the simple fact that escorts are good at what they do. They have experience at talking dirty and will give you what you ask for because you paid for it. In reality, they are not masturbating at their desk while they service you, and they are not getting off. They are sitting there with a bored look on their face while they type in a way that makes you think they are getting off so you will get off quicker and get it over with faster...lol |