What do Escorts think about?

...so I went to this House, and one of the Escorts said You want some babe? and I said well no not really and another one said You looking for a job then? And I said probably not, what does it pay and they wouldn’t tell me, really I was just curious to know what you think about during the work, anyway they were bored and we were all sitting round talking because they didn’t have much business, they say its because of the VAT, and one of them asked about my background so I explained about Second Generation and she said how could I prove I existed then so I said I think therefore I am, well you would wouldn’t you, and SHE said...
Well I won’t tell you what she said, just in case anybody else can guess? I’ll come back in an hour and tell you if nobody guesses*.
Meanwhile, what DO they think about? Does anybody know? (Also does anybody know what the current rates are? Just out of curiosity).


Edit: * the answer is given in post number 10 on the 1st page

ugh

No, that's what Goreans think about. At least the Men.

What is Second Generation?

What do Escorts think about?

Donahugh.

~Jessy

I think it's Friday, and you're trolling.


But on the off chance that you're serious...

I've done a (very little) escorting, and I'll tell you what *I* thought about: I thought about how to give the client a good time.

Any escort worth her lindens isn't going to just lie there like a bot. The client is paying for the interaction, and creative text, and they deserve fair value.

Now, she may also have some OPINIONS about the client, and you'll hear a lot of those expressed when a group of escorts is sitting around chatting, waiting for some business. But that's for later.

LOL

Ianthe is SL only Lindal. Never had exposure to the myth that is RL ((And nice to see someone playing in role here instead of the usual po-faced nonsense ))

What do escorts think about?

Lindens.

Hores should be exempt from paying VAT. Write to your local tax authority and complain. Tell them you feel virtual horing should be tax free or at least tax deductable. That goes for pimps too. God knows, 'pimping aint easy' and you dont need the tax man on your back as well.

Maybe a mass campaign is in order to help ease the suffering of our virtual Ho's.

No, nobody guessed



you're putting descartes before the whores

*Bangs head repeatedly against desk*



Now my official favourite thread. Ever.

OMG!

You are officially my favorite entity on these forums. *is a hopeless sucker for bad philo-class puns* Kudos for being a breath of fresh air, you.

Seconded

OH and I am guilty of not reading that post properly how could I have missed that Descartes referencing?

(Answer. I should have been in the launderette over an hour ago but I was having a really nice chat inworld which made me dilly dally on the way.)

*Groans*

The most convoluted pun since I danced in a black & white bear costume in front of Sony, Toshiba & Technics audio equipment, and got accused of panda-ing to popular stereo types.

OUCH

*giggle*

can i join second generation? please? maybe my mind will magically be cleared of real-life nonsense and i'll become magically witty about sl too!

Ouch Kelli. LMAO

I don't get it.

And you messed it up.

It is:

putting descartes before da whores

I don't think that's a French accent honey

I had to look up on Google who Descartes was in order to get the joke

Probably shouldn't have told you that ......

That is Pure Gold.

I do not understand. The OP put "de" before carts, so it should have been "da" before horses, not "the". That or de, or die or . . .just not "the."

Ok:

putting descartes before de whores

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And, just for the record, Whores does not equal Escorts. Whores give it away for free. Sluts dress in slutty clothing and get certified by fish. Escorts get paid big bucks to pretend to pay attention to men and do what the man wants. Prostitutes get paid smaller chucks of money to just screw the client without the nice attitude.

Rene Descartes was a French philosopher hon ...

What's your point? His joke was "putting the cart before the horse" but used "decartes" for the carts part and "whores" for the horses part.

(note that he said "decartes" and not "Decartes"

/me holds nose and runs screaming from the room.

Gaah. And me a confirmed paronomasiac. Why can't I think of a snappy reply? I can't bear it...you audio be whipped. Or at least beaten until stiff peaks form.