Horny Newbies
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Ghosty Kips
Elora's Llama
Join date: 2 May 2008
Posts: 2,386
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07-08-2008 12:05
From: Trout Recreant You got that "transparent texture" for your prim hair, didn't you? Got it off that one fellow's plastic prim peepee. 
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Ghosty Kips
Elora's Llama
Join date: 2 May 2008
Posts: 2,386
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07-08-2008 12:20
From: Leslie Trihey Aww I haven't been hit on in my dalek, furry, or neko... and I must say, my dalek av is damn sexy. I've wanted to show up as Space Ghost. You know, just to see. ... are you getting enough oxygen, resident? 
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sable Valentine
AU United
Join date: 30 Apr 2006
Posts: 1,275
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07-08-2008 12:43
Well, I have had similar experiences with the "horny newbie" male. One had those old ugly newbie dicks out and I was like ewwww you are touching me with that peptol bismol colored dick. I think calling it peptol bismol some what "deflated" his efforts because he got rid of it and tp'd away. Probably off to some far off sim of freebie dicks.
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Ghosty Kips
Elora's Llama
Join date: 2 May 2008
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07-08-2008 12:52
From: sable Valentine Probably off to some far off sim of freebie dicks. You know, I'm waiting for the discussion to turn to which of the prim penii are better ... *this* brand, or *that*. I'm not going to be the one to start it, however. Nope.
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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07-08-2008 13:54
From: Imnotgoing Sideways Advice for when you finally make it to V-Team orientation... Be careful around the lady with the ruler. (^_^) I honestly don't know whether I'll make it or not. It's been well over a month, and there hasn't been a single one that I could attend. The one time it came up in group chat that they didn't have times that people on the West Coast could go to, there was a really snarky response that basically amounted to "tough s---". I almost left the group right then. I'll probably stick around until I can either attend a class or they throw me out for not attending a class.
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Kyllie Wylie
J-Rocker
Join date: 7 Mar 2008
Posts: 489
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07-08-2008 14:42
I like to greet newbies dressed up as my Vampire..."Hi! im Kyllie Wylie, the friendly Vampire..... say that's quite the neck you have there... whats your bloodtype?"
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Sylvester Dragonash
Just call me Sly =p
Join date: 26 Jan 2008
Posts: 103
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07-08-2008 14:59
From: Kyllie Wylie I like to greet newbies dressed up as my Vampire..."Hi! im Kyllie Wylie, the friendly Vampire..... say that's quite the neck you have there... whats your bloodtype?" /me spits out his soda as it sprays over his computer screen....rofl |
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Cee Edman
The Dude Abides
Join date: 2 Oct 2007
Posts: 283
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07-08-2008 15:13
This was a first - and it was hopefully a last. And it didn't happen on HI, but a very popular commercial establishment. My partner and I (both wearing obvious wedding rings) had been contemplating the purchase of a new xpose bed, when a female av (fairly new, but not newborn) walked up alone and said she'd need someone to help her test it. I declined, and as we were standing a little away from the foot of the bed the girl jumped on the female half of the "spread" anim (think naduwide) facing us... wearing a short system dress with nothing underneath. Subtlety personified....  ...not. |
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Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
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07-08-2008 15:15
From: Cee Edman This was a first - and it was hopefully a last. And it didn't happen on HI, but a very popular commercial establishment. My partner and I (both wearing obvious wedding rings) had been contemplating the purchase of a new xpose bed, when a female av (fairly new, but not newborn) walked up alone and said she'd need someone to help her test it. I declined, and as we were standing a little away from the foot of the bed the girl jumped on the female half of the "spread" anim (think naduwide) facing us... wearing a short system dress with nothing underneath. Subtlety personified.... ...not. You should have donned your Granny Avi, got nekkid, put on your favorite attachment and jumped into bed with her...
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Sassy Romano
Registered User
Join date: 27 Feb 2008
Posts: 619
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07-09-2008 05:58
From: Leslie Trihey Aww I haven't been hit on in my dalek, furry, or neko... and I must say, my dalek av is damn sexy. Dont worry hun, i will send you batman's number |