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MoxZ Mokeev

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Join date: 10 Jan 2008

Posts: 870

07-07-2008 10:24

I am certain that I am entirely too sheltered. Nothing, nadda, not even close happens like this to me! I never get flirted up or sexed up...I once saw a guy in a mall with his wanker hung out...took pictures! As for me though, maybe I should visit help island just so I can say it happened, and then tell them to jump off.

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DaQbet Kish

cautiously reckless

Join date: 22 Jan 2007

Posts: 1,064

07-07-2008 10:53

Really just comes with the territory of hanging at HIP. I usually take them to the Free Dove, then a light diner, followed with an evening tour of Bits n Bob's

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Aebleskiver Thibedeau

Sapiosexual

Join date: 6 Feb 2008

Posts: 351

07-07-2008 11:12

There was a newbie walk through the Cartel Hangout completely nude just recently. That was a first for me. He TPed in clothed, but went in the pool table room at the back and came out naked. I called him by name and LOLed at him at length. He left rather quickly.

And then there was another newbie that chased me up on the bar there until I got a chance to kick him in the head. I left that time.

Are they paying people to join SL or something? Where are these fools coming from?

Rainy Latte

Self-proclaimed deviant

Join date: 2 Jun 2008

Posts: 92

07-07-2008 11:13

From: Ann Launay

They're probably men.

ROFL this was my first thought too

. And if so new why would they even worry about if it was a mature sim? Probably a male ALT to boot.

It is tiresome sometimes.. the advances.. "hey what are YOU looking for" lol.. not you!

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Rainy Latte

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Join date: 2 Jun 2008

Posts: 92

07-07-2008 11:14

From: foehn Breed

flol

LOL!!!!

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Damien1 Thorne

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Join date: 26 Aug 2007

Posts: 4,877

07-07-2008 11:40

From: Aebleskiver Thibedeau

There was a newbie walk through the Cartel Hangout completely nude just recently. That was a first for me. He TPed in clothed, but went in the pool table room at the back and came out naked. I called him by name and LOLed at him at length. He left rather quickly.

Sorry

It was a... um... it was a.. wardrobe malfunction.

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Aebleskiver Thibedeau

Sapiosexual

Join date: 6 Feb 2008

Posts: 351

07-07-2008 11:44

Oh, I thought your name looked familiar....

Ghosty Kips

Elora's Llama

Join date: 2 May 2008

Posts: 2,386

07-07-2008 11:48

From: Damien1 Thorne

Sorry

It was a... um... it was a.. wardrobe malfunction.

The whole wardrobe, though?

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Imnotgoing Sideways

Can't outlaw cute! =^-^=

Join date: 17 Nov 2007

Posts: 4,694

07-07-2008 11:59

From: Damien1 Thorne

Sorry

It was a... um... it was a.. wardrobe malfunction.

I use that excuse all the time. (^_^)y

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Sassy Romano

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Join date: 27 Feb 2008

Posts: 619

07-07-2008 12:55

From: Damien1 Thorne

I'll meet you there.

/me waits patiently for her date...

Should I call him?

PeachWicket Latte

I'd rather be playing SL

Join date: 11 Apr 2008

Posts: 19

07-07-2008 13:15

From: Atom Burma

I find having a few really terrifying avatars in your inventory can be helpful. I have a psycho killer doctor, psycho killer clown (clown is amazing, nobody comes near me) and a few other odd robots and such. Oddly people don't try and have sex when you are robotic.

HaHa, yes....it's fun to have a "different" avatar! I love being a small kitty that runs around on all fours......it's nice not to get "hit on" in SL sometimes.

Ceka Cianci

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Join date: 31 Jul 2006

Posts: 4,489

07-07-2008 13:22

From: Ghosty Kips

LOL I haven't gotten the IMs as yet ... guess Im not that hawt

At least not until they get me off the island

i don't think you have to be hot..just two legs a body of some kind and a name lol

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Ghosty Kips

Elora's Llama

Join date: 2 May 2008

Posts: 2,386

07-07-2008 13:24

From: Ceka Cianci

i don't think you have to be hot..just two legs a body of some kind and a name lol

Oh, well in that case, color me delicious!

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Ceka Cianci

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Join date: 31 Jul 2006

Posts: 4,489

07-07-2008 13:27

From: Ghosty Kips

Oh, well in that case, color me delicious!

O.K you are delicious hehehehehe

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Brenda Connolly

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Join date: 10 Jan 2007

Posts: 25,000

07-07-2008 13:29

From: Aebleskiver Thibedeau

There was a newbie walk through the Cartel Hangout completely nude just recently. That was a first for me. He TPed in clothed, but went in the pool table room at the back and came out naked. I called him by name and LOLed at him at length. He left rather quickly.

And then there was another newbie that chased me up on the bar there until I got a chance to kick him in the head. I left that time.

Are they paying people to join SL or something? Where are these fools coming from?

Don't worry. That's just Chris. Every so often he takes a bit too much "Medicine"

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3Ring Binder

always smile

Join date: 8 Mar 2007

Posts: 15,028

07-07-2008 13:31

From: Brenda Connolly

Don't worry. That's just Chris. Every so often he takes a bit too much "Medicine"

yer rotten. and i LOVE it!

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Ghosty Kips

Elora's Llama

Join date: 2 May 2008

Posts: 2,386

07-07-2008 13:33

From: Ceka Cianci

O.K you are delicious hehehehehe

Whoo-hoo! I'll take any votes I can get

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Damien1 Thorne

Registered User

Join date: 26 Aug 2007

Posts: 4,877

07-07-2008 13:33

From: Sassy Romano

/me waits patiently for her date...

Should I call him?

/me trashes inventory looking for just the right freebie penis to wear. Let's see, the white or pink... sigh

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Brenda Connolly

Un United Avatar

Join date: 10 Jan 2007

Posts: 25,000

07-07-2008 13:37

From: 3Ring Binder

yer rotten. and i LOVE it!

It's my alternative to Content Creation. My way of giving back to the community.

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JulieAnne Rau

Curious Girl

Join date: 21 Jun 2007

Posts: 201

07-07-2008 13:41

From: Damien1 Thorne

/me trashes inventory looking for just the right freebie penis to wear. Let's see, the white or pink... sigh

Listen, anything that says its the most realistic looking penis in Sl and looks like a baseball bat.... dont wear regardless of the color.

Just a Hint, JulieAnne

Ghosty Kips

Elora's Llama

Join date: 2 May 2008

Posts: 2,386

07-07-2008 13:41

From: Damien1 Thorne

/me trashes inventory looking for just the right freebie penis to wear. Let's see, the white or pink... sigh

I have festive holiday winkys, you know, for special occasions.

... oh, come on, lighten up.

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Damien1 Thorne

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Join date: 26 Aug 2007

Posts: 4,877

07-07-2008 13:42

From: Ghosty Kips

I have festive holiday winkys, you know, for special occasions.

... oh, come on, lighten up.

Does it have a bright red nose?

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Ghosty Kips

Elora's Llama

Join date: 2 May 2008

Posts: 2,386

07-07-2008 13:45

From: Damien1 Thorne

Does it have a bright red nose?

no, but it does have a little red and white fur hat!

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Sassy Romano

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Join date: 27 Feb 2008

Posts: 619

07-07-2008 14:30

From: Damien1 Thorne

/me trashes inventory looking for just the right freebie penis to wear. Let's see, the white or pink... sigh

/me hands Damien1 the infamous transparent texture...
"This'll make it look *real* good hun...

By the way, if that's all you were looking for... a) presumtious and b) I have spares

I was stood up!!! Even tried to call

(Just given me an idea about a new concept in facelights...(little)HEADLIGHTS)

Ghosty Kips

Elora's Llama

Join date: 2 May 2008

Posts: 2,386

07-07-2008 14:33

From: Sassy Romano

(Just given me an idea about a new concept in facelights...(little)HEADLIGHTS)

Why do they have to be little?

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MoxZ Mokeev Invisible Alpha Texture Join date: 10 Jan 2008 Posts: 870	07-07-2008 10:24 I am certain that I am entirely too sheltered. Nothing, nadda, not even close happens like this to me! I never get flirted up or sexed up...I once saw a guy in a mall with his wanker hung out...took pictures! As for me though, maybe I should visit help island just so I can say it happened, and then tell them to jump off. _____________________
DaQbet Kish cautiously reckless Join date: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 1,064	07-07-2008 10:53 Really just comes with the territory of hanging at HIP. I usually take them to the Free Dove, then a light diner, followed with an evening tour of Bits n Bob's _____________________
Aebleskiver Thibedeau Sapiosexual Join date: 6 Feb 2008 Posts: 351	07-07-2008 11:12 There was a newbie walk through the Cartel Hangout completely nude just recently. That was a first for me. He TPed in clothed, but went in the pool table room at the back and came out naked. I called him by name and LOLed at him at length. He left rather quickly. And then there was another newbie that chased me up on the bar there until I got a chance to kick him in the head. I left that time. Are they paying people to join SL or something? Where are these fools coming from?
Rainy Latte Self-proclaimed deviant Join date: 2 Jun 2008 Posts: 92	07-07-2008 11:13 From: Ann Launay They're probably men. ROFL this was my first thought too . And if so new why would they even worry about if it was a mature sim? Probably a male ALT to boot. It is tiresome sometimes.. the advances.. "hey what are YOU looking for" lol.. not you! _____________________ If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Rainy Latte Self-proclaimed deviant Join date: 2 Jun 2008 Posts: 92	07-07-2008 11:14 From: foehn Breed flol LOL!!!! _____________________ If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Damien1 Thorne Registered User Join date: 26 Aug 2007 Posts: 4,877	07-07-2008 11:40 From: Aebleskiver Thibedeau There was a newbie walk through the Cartel Hangout completely nude just recently. That was a first for me. He TPed in clothed, but went in the pool table room at the back and came out naked. I called him by name and LOLed at him at length. He left rather quickly. Sorry It was a... um... it was a.. wardrobe malfunction. _____________________ As we fade into the darkness...
Aebleskiver Thibedeau Sapiosexual Join date: 6 Feb 2008 Posts: 351	07-07-2008 11:44 Oh, I thought your name looked familiar....
Ghosty Kips Elora's Llama Join date: 2 May 2008 Posts: 2,386	07-07-2008 11:48 From: Damien1 Thorne Sorry It was a... um... it was a.. wardrobe malfunction. The whole wardrobe, though? _____________________ -- Why aren't you doing something more useful, like playing WoW?
Imnotgoing Sideways Can't outlaw cute! =^-^= Join date: 17 Nov 2007 Posts: 4,694	07-07-2008 11:59 From: Damien1 Thorne Sorry It was a... um... it was a.. wardrobe malfunction. I use that excuse all the time. (^_^)y _____________________ Somewhere in this world; there is someone having some good clean fun doing the one thing you hate the most. (^_^)y http://slurl.com/secondlife/Ferguson/54/237/94
Sassy Romano Registered User Join date: 27 Feb 2008 Posts: 619	07-07-2008 12:55 From: Damien1 Thorne I'll meet you there. /me waits patiently for her date... Should I call him?
PeachWicket Latte I'd rather be playing SL Join date: 11 Apr 2008 Posts: 19	07-07-2008 13:15 From: Atom Burma I find having a few really terrifying avatars in your inventory can be helpful. I have a psycho killer doctor, psycho killer clown (clown is amazing, nobody comes near me) and a few other odd robots and such. Oddly people don't try and have sex when you are robotic. HaHa, yes....it's fun to have a "different" avatar! I love being a small kitty that runs around on all fours......it's nice not to get "hit on" in SL sometimes.
Ceka Cianci SuperPremiumExcaliburAcc# Join date: 31 Jul 2006 Posts: 4,489	07-07-2008 13:22 From: Ghosty Kips LOL I haven't gotten the IMs as yet ... guess Im not that hawt At least not until they get me off the island i don't think you have to be hot..just two legs a body of some kind and a name lol _____________________ Free Your Mind http://www.flickr.com/photos/ceka_cianci/
Ghosty Kips Elora's Llama Join date: 2 May 2008 Posts: 2,386	07-07-2008 13:24 From: Ceka Cianci i don't think you have to be hot..just two legs a body of some kind and a name lol Oh, well in that case, color me delicious! _____________________ -- Why aren't you doing something more useful, like playing WoW?
Ceka Cianci SuperPremiumExcaliburAcc# Join date: 31 Jul 2006 Posts: 4,489	07-07-2008 13:27 From: Ghosty Kips Oh, well in that case, color me delicious! O.K you are delicious hehehehehe _____________________ Free Your Mind http://www.flickr.com/photos/ceka_cianci/
Brenda Connolly Un United Avatar Join date: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 25,000	07-07-2008 13:29 From: Aebleskiver Thibedeau There was a newbie walk through the Cartel Hangout completely nude just recently. That was a first for me. He TPed in clothed, but went in the pool table room at the back and came out naked. I called him by name and LOLed at him at length. He left rather quickly. And then there was another newbie that chased me up on the bar there until I got a chance to kick him in the head. I left that time. Are they paying people to join SL or something? Where are these fools coming from? Don't worry. That's just Chris. Every so often he takes a bit too much "Medicine" _____________________ Don't you ever try to look behind my eyes. You don't want to know what they have seen. http://brenda-connolly.blogspot.com
3Ring Binder always smile Join date: 8 Mar 2007 Posts: 15,028	07-07-2008 13:31 From: Brenda Connolly Don't worry. That's just Chris. Every so often he takes a bit too much "Medicine" yer rotten. and i LOVE it! _____________________ it was fun while it lasted. http://2lf.informe.com/
Ghosty Kips Elora's Llama Join date: 2 May 2008 Posts: 2,386	07-07-2008 13:33 From: Ceka Cianci O.K you are delicious hehehehehe Whoo-hoo! I'll take any votes I can get _____________________ -- Why aren't you doing something more useful, like playing WoW?
Damien1 Thorne Registered User Join date: 26 Aug 2007 Posts: 4,877	07-07-2008 13:33 From: Sassy Romano /me waits patiently for her date... Should I call him? /me trashes inventory looking for just the right freebie penis to wear. Let's see, the white or pink... sigh _____________________ As we fade into the darkness...
Brenda Connolly Un United Avatar Join date: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 25,000	07-07-2008 13:37 From: 3Ring Binder yer rotten. and i LOVE it! It's my alternative to Content Creation. My way of giving back to the community. _____________________ Don't you ever try to look behind my eyes. You don't want to know what they have seen. http://brenda-connolly.blogspot.com
JulieAnne Rau Curious Girl Join date: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 201	07-07-2008 13:41 From: Damien1 Thorne /me trashes inventory looking for just the right freebie penis to wear. Let's see, the white or pink... sigh Listen, anything that says its the most realistic looking penis in Sl and looks like a baseball bat.... dont wear regardless of the color. Just a Hint, JulieAnne
Ghosty Kips Elora's Llama Join date: 2 May 2008 Posts: 2,386	07-07-2008 13:41 From: Damien1 Thorne /me trashes inventory looking for just the right freebie penis to wear. Let's see, the white or pink... sigh I have festive holiday winkys, you know, for special occasions. ... oh, come on, lighten up. _____________________ -- Why aren't you doing something more useful, like playing WoW?
Damien1 Thorne Registered User Join date: 26 Aug 2007 Posts: 4,877	07-07-2008 13:42 From: Ghosty Kips I have festive holiday winkys, you know, for special occasions. ... oh, come on, lighten up. Does it have a bright red nose? _____________________ As we fade into the darkness...
Ghosty Kips Elora's Llama Join date: 2 May 2008 Posts: 2,386	07-07-2008 13:45 From: Damien1 Thorne Does it have a bright red nose? no, but it does have a little red and white fur hat! _____________________ -- Why aren't you doing something more useful, like playing WoW?
Sassy Romano Registered User Join date: 27 Feb 2008 Posts: 619	07-07-2008 14:30 From: Damien1 Thorne /me trashes inventory looking for just the right freebie penis to wear. Let's see, the white or pink... sigh /me hands Damien1 the infamous transparent texture... "This'll make it look real good hun... By the way, if that's all you were looking for... a) presumtious and b) I have spares I was stood up!!! Even tried to call (Just given me an idea about a new concept in facelights...(little)HEADLIGHTS)
Ghosty Kips Elora's Llama Join date: 2 May 2008 Posts: 2,386	07-07-2008 14:33 From: Sassy Romano (Just given me an idea about a new concept in facelights...(little)HEADLIGHTS) Why do they have to be little? _____________________ -- Why aren't you doing something more useful, like playing WoW?

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