Horny Newbies

OK, I'm not sure if this is a new phenominon or not because I haven't been around since whenever, but it seems I'm a magnet for these new avas who are coming into SL for the sex.

I mean, really new. People who can't even handle their inventory yet.

A few days ago, I'm hanging out at Help Island Public like a good lad, making myself available to help the occasional newbie. This female ava comes over and - LOL! - hops in my lap. OK, it's funny and we have a laugh. We talk and yes, she's pretty darn new alright. She wants to see what else is out there in the way of art, so I take her to Serenite - low lag, very pretty, etc.

After a few minutes of walking around, she suddenly says "Hey, is this a mature area?" I reply that, yes, it is. "OK, let's f***!", and off come the clothes. (Not a poseball in sight, mind you.)

After I get done laughing, I inform her that this isn't (a) cool, (b) appropriate or (c) possible, let alone the fact I'm not interested. Off she goes in a huff (after several moments trying to figure out how to get things back on again), and I head back to Help Island for another contestant.

Yesterday, same thing. I go to Help Island, female ava comes over wiht a question, I help her wiht a couple of things, she wants to see something city-ish. I take her to Washington Square Park - and oh, hey, wanna have sex? Gaaaa ...

I'll leave the floor open on this one. I can't be the only one with stories like this.

Pics or it didn't happen.

i can hardly go to help island anymore myself.i do still at times but there are always lots of im's that pretty much match the comment your friend did when she knew she was in a mature zone..

i don't even get a hello sometimes it's crazy lol

LOL I haven't gotten the IMs as yet ... guess Im not that hawt At least not until they get me off the island

They're probably men.

I was that way when I was a newbie. I think it's because at first you don't take SL seriously & you want to try EVERYTHING out that you possibly can. I noticed after a few days of playing that etiquette in SL actually applies for the most part & that people get offended if you do something you wouldn't normally do in RL (just my personal experience).

My experience at HELP island have been just the opposite...twice now i've went there..stood around the crowd and asked for help on a genuin question I had...no replys. Next, time I''ll ask if anyone wants to have sex...rofl then throw in my question to see if i can get an answer. LOL

skimpy dress - check
sexy underwear - check
slinky panties - check
killer shoes - check
jewellery - check
prim lashes - check
FACELIGHTS - check
stockings - check
new hair - check

/me heads off to help island...

I'll meet you there.

I'm fairly certain #2 was ... but I don't question gender identification. It shows up female, it's female.

... still funny though.

Well, that's why I go. I remember my first day there ... I got no help from anyone. I coudn't get anyone to sit still and answer a few questions, and I felt very unwelcome at places like Help Island Public, Waterhead, and so forth ... I go to try and balance that experience out.

I never experienced it at Help Island, many because I avoid the place. However, I have this happen all the time when I take out either of my girls. Raudf actually gets it less probably because she's an imposing redhead, usually in Victorian clothing, but poor Trilliannas gets hit on all the time. I absolutely HATE reading IM's directed at her, because eventually by the third comment, the other person basically goes into hints or lead pipes about having sex.

It doesn't matter WHAT she's wearing, which is often times Victorian or Victorian Doll. It doesn't matter if she's dragon, gryphon, skunk, girl or even a cardboard box, she gets hit on. Something about the name?

And yes, it's usually a new account, just out of HI and seems to be hunting themselves some wimmen and are dead set that all things female will find them absolutely godly in their masculine form. I try convey the contempt I feel, usually involving falling over laughing at how small they are/mis-matched are.

But oddly enough, it's kinda always been like that, but I admit, it seems to have gotten worse since 6/6/06.

My sweetie and I were dancing at Giacamo's restaurant on FairChang Vista NW yesterday, when some noob came by with his member sticking out. Thankfully he didn't say anything but he hung around a little longer than I'd have liked.

Oh, I see that at least three or four times a week. I never quite know what to say to a guy with a plastic winky sticking out of his pants.

What the poor souls don't realise is that it's become such a cliché by now, it's actually hilarious. They must be wandering around, thinking all the ladies (and maybe the guys, I dunno) are silently drooling at their enormous prowess, when in reality all that's likely going on is a lot of pointing and laughing in IM

"You want fries with that?"

/me Nods

3 sentences before they verbally trip over their dick
any female av, Ruth or not

Same story.

Did you read my thread about when I handed a transparent texture to the newbie with a stiffy and suggested he apply it?...

Seriously, point, laugh and say "It's soo tiny, dude!" and then explain to them how they can "enlarge it."

Actually, I'm really going to attempt to work a comversation to where I can replicate what happened in my sig.

edit: Hi Sassy!

Compared to me, you're overdressed. (=_=)y

Oh yes, It really depends where you are. At one point last year I ran a fairly extensive sex shop and had a large open club hidden under it. Which became too stressful to run, largely because of just that. Nubies dropping from the sky running up to you and the f** me, f** me, f** me, all day and night. I haven't been to a help island in years, it may be similar. Not a clue.

But it really depends where you are. I have had all sorts of oddities through the years. People begging, asking for sex. Even one nubie who chased me down through a sim and started some odd crying animation when I didn't want to have sex. Very disturbing.

I find having a few really terrifying avatars in your inventory can be helpful. I have a psycho killer doctor, psycho killer clown (clown is amazing, nobody comes near me) and a few other odd robots and such. Oddly people don't try and have sex when you are robotic.

Yes but it's all in the wrapping of the gift

Now...where's my hair brush?

/me continues to get ready for her date on Help Island...

Um...well actually...

I was a Dalek once when Batman had a pop at me...

and I *do* have pictures

I have a storm dragon for Raudf that I used to swap into when hit on, or people extort me for protection money. By the time I was fully rezzed, the Don Juan Wannabe usually vacated my area. And refused offers to sex it up too. Hmm.. maybe THAT's why Raudf doesn't get hit on much....

flol