Are Big Lips a bad thing????

Right on!

Hm. I would think Salma Hayek would be just about close... and I'm straight! No need for Angelina's anything.

1) I did call him "sir"
2) I'm his secretary, not his foot-stool, or "yes-woman"

In my humblest opinion, Trout, Jr., sir, I find your constant antics on the forums to be adversely affecting your business efficency. Now, it does drive up business, of course, but it also eats into the time needed to complete the business. That is all for now, President, CEO, and CSR Trout Troutman, jr.

For those intercepting this missive, please note that "CSR", in this case, refers to "Chief Slut Rater." Of course the business mentioned above is the rating of sluts. More specifically with writting the reports.

Major agreement with Solanghe and Ricardo here! Marilyn Monroe would likely be considered "too fat" by today's American "beauty" standards, but was the ultimate sex symbol of her time.

I prefer the hour glass look with nice rounded curves.

im always tweakin and fixing my avas shape, so far i am very happy with how she turned out.
im just lookin for that perfect skin tone now between the tan and dark, that many women of color in SL use.


(still waitin on my fish ratin too >.>

/me gives Lana a long, level look, then turns to Trout, a gleam of mischief in her green eyes. Placing one hand behind his head and the other around his waist, she draws herself close. Looking into Trout's surprised eyes, she murmurs, "Rate me".

/me's lips part slightly and her eyes close as she finds Trout's mouth. Gently at first, and then with increasing passion, she locks lips with the redoubtable Forum Rater. She gives a long sigh as her mouth opens in surrender. Her body presses more firmly against his as her musky perfume tantalizes him.

/me kisses Trout for a time that may be brief, but seems like an eternity of sensuous bliss for them both, then slowly pulls away. She turns to the speechless Ms. Tomba.

"What are you doing in my PM, dear? Don't you have business elswhere? Oh...is this still the open Forum? Silly me!"

/me takes Trout by the hand and leads him, stumbling a little, offstage.

"Come on, Troutie, I'll buy you a drink. You need something to fortify you before Round Two."

dang

Those who are overly sensitive should stop reading now before the pr0n starts.

Hey, it was just getting good, why'd you leave!

As you can clearly see by all of the positive replies you're received,,,, you're beautiful!!!! And I also agree with them!!! Don't let anyone convince you otherwise!

They are only a bad thing is you get stuck to shop windows when you get too close to them.

See Colette's post above for the answer. This is a PG forum, you know.

/me winks.

um, have you looked through other threads in these forums?

there is always something to "dredge" through to get to the "meat" of the thread
some kind of "horseplaying" is always happening

I personally do not mind it, is is very easy to just skim past any post I wish not to read.
I am not a kid who has to read every word printed, I am an adult, with my own mind able to make my own decisions as to what I wish to read, and if someone puts in a post that doesn't interest me I skip it

might wanna try it

um, have you looked through other threads in these forums?

there is always something to "dredge" through to get to the "meat" of the thread
some kind of "horseplaying" is always happening

I personally do not mind it, is is very easy to just skim past any post I wish not to read.
I am not a kid who has to read every word printed, I am an adult, with my own mind able to make my own decisions as to what I wish to read, and if someone puts in a post that doesn't interest me I skip it

might wanna try it

also no one should have to dredge through posts that are putting down anyone else, or complaining about another persons posts.

hell no one should have to dredge through this post.... but I bet some of you did *grin*

ok - given Lindal's post and Kira's PM, I am absolutely convinced I'm a genius and I need to start working out a new rating system.

That said, however, I think I owe Lana an apology for being unnecessarily dismissive of her post and being flip in my response. Lana - if you could turn on your PM's, I would like to talk to you about this. I know a lot of people wish there was less horseplay in the forums, and she was just expressing this sentiment, so it was unfair of me to jump on her case like that. I wasn't trying to personally attack her as much as I was giving sort of a flippant, sarcastic response. Uncalled for on my part.

So - I'm likely to still cut up in these forums as much as I always did, but I will also try to be more respectful of others' opinions about what I say. I try to keep things to threads like these which aren't terribly substantive and give serious answers in serious threads, but I guess there are those who want nothing but serious answers. Nobody has to agree with me or with what I do, and I should respect their opinions, even if I disagree with them.

Lexxi - Don't worry. In RL, my assistant calls me a moron all the time. I'm used to it.

/me stumbles off after Lindal. Damn prim shoes. Always tripping me up. Geez, for a guy who dances like I do, all of a sudden walking is a challenge.

Ahhh Trout how sweet of you to speak to Lana that way. /me thinks if she reads this she just might want to give you a big kiss too. At least I would.

Damn and to think of all the times I was merely businesslike with Lindal. /kicks self in ass with shoe that is stuck there.

Your business is real estate, Ray. Trout's business is rating women. Maybe you're just in the wrong line of work...

..and judging from your new signature, maybe that's changing? OMG, Ray, are you REALLY selling Liome? It IS the end of an era.

Quick...everyone who doesn't actually live somewhere...go rent a spot on Liome, even for just a week. Maybe we can help Ray get over a low spot.

NSD. Your problem is that you are NSD.

Not Sufficiently Degenerate. How are you at gambling and drinking? Start there. Try sports betting - those guys are TOTAL degens. Just awful, awful, lovable, wonderful, terrible people. Then try mildly intoxicated gambling. Don't get addicted to anything. Just do it because it's wrong. If you are an addict, you do it because you have to, which makes you less of a degenerate. If you just do it, even though it's a bad thing to do, but its oh, so much fun, then you're a degen. Once you master gambling and drinking, add petty crime and shameless flirting. You need to stay just sober enough that ideas like rating women on how they kiss, their level of sluttiness, or giving them naked biplane rides pop into your head, but just messed up enough that your normal inhibition against voicing ideas like that is gone. It's a fine line.

I give lessons on Tuesdays. Cash only - I don't want the IRS catching wind of my little "operation" until I can move the funds (and me) somewhere nice, like Costa Rica.

rating? or so i have to send the pics again?

PM'ed you.

Thanks, but I had wonderful renters (who were all quite understanding when I gave the two weeks' notice). Liome has to go because of RL stuff. Somebody's gonna get a really great sim.

Every thread I ever started degenerated fast. Does that count?

It helps.

no fair, post piccies here~~~~ i wanna see~~~~~~

*wipes away a tear*

Sorry to hear that-I hope at least it's something good in RL, not something bad...