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Gabriele Graves
Always and Forever, FULL
Join date: 23 Apr 2007
Posts: 6,205
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03-13-2008 13:43
A LL employee will come to your home in RL. At which point you will provide a certified copy of your original Birth Certificate. This will not do at all - it must be a DNA test or nothing at all - The X and Y chromosomes tell it all! Birth certificates can be forged - even certified ones  _____________________
 Trout Rating: I'm giving you an 8.2 on the Troutchter Earth-Movement Slut Scale. You are an amazing, enchanting woman, and, when the situation calls for it, a slut of the very best sort. Congratulations and shame on you! |
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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03-13-2008 13:45
Because I would either go with the hilarity of Trout dealing with a live badger or the horror of a Trout being tackled by authorities and strip searched and probed. Yes, I'm going to go with number 1 on the list. I've seen badgers in RL. They're mean little buggers. All sharp edges and anger. Kind of like my ex-mother-in-law only cuter. I'm not sure that there's much that you can do with a live badger except run for your life. Come to think of it, it might be funny to watch me run for my life from an angry badger. Can they climb trees? I can go right up a tree if I need to, but I'm not a really fast runner. I dunno - I'll sacrifice a lot for a laugh, but a couple pints of blood and a few weeks on antibiotics? That seems a little extreme. _____________________
A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain! |
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Colette Meiji
Registered User
Join date: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 15,556
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03-13-2008 13:45
This will not do at all - it must be a DNA test or nothing at all - The X and Y chromosomes tell it all! Birth certificates can be forged - even certified ones The budget didn't allow for both a DNA test *AND* the cost of plane tickets, hotel rooms, scheduling, condoms, etc. Something had to give. |
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 7,893
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03-13-2008 13:49
Hey, Trout, hold this for me and go stand in the corner.
http://www.slexchange.com/modules.php?name=Marketplace&file=item&ItemID=170604 _____________________
~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things. Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut. |
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Soji Slade
Um . . . Hello?
Join date: 28 Mar 2007
Posts: 1,270
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03-13-2008 13:52
A man purse. See, it is even camo
http://www.slexchange.com/modules.php?name=Marketplace&file=item&ItemID=170599 "This purse randomly drops objects every few minutes. These are the kinds of things that you would be embarrassed about (condom wrapper, flatulant RX bottle, cassette tape) or things that are just funny (brick, kitchen sink, squirt gun). Each thing that falls out of your purse can be clicked. For example, the flatulant RX makes a fart noise when it falls out, and then another fart noise each time it is touched. The squirt gun will give each person who touches it a squirt gun. So that you can have squirt gun fights!" _____________________
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Stormy Dyrssen
Out of the loop
Join date: 21 Nov 2007
Posts: 832
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03-13-2008 13:55
A man purse. See, it is even camo http://www.slexchange.com/modules.php?name=Marketplace&file=item&ItemID=170599 "This purse randomly drops objects every few minutes. These are the kinds of things that you would be embarrassed about (condom wrapper, flatulant RX bottle, cassette tape) or things that are just funny (brick, kitchen sink, squirt gun). Each thing that falls out of your purse can be clicked. For example, the flatulant RX makes a fart noise when it falls out, and then another fart noise each time it is touched. The squirt gun will give each person who touches it a squirt gun. So that you can have squirt gun fights!" Only going to work if you tell Trout to hold it for you and that he needs to go sit in the corner with it while you try clothes on! You know Soji, I thought a man purse would be bigger and be able to hold more interesting things for Trout to play with, but this one is tiny! How much stuff can it can hold? Edit: hahaa...........I didn't read the description before! LOL..........do already own one Soji? _____________________
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MoxZ Mokeev
Invisible Alpha Texture
Join date: 10 Jan 2008
Posts: 870
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03-13-2008 13:56
One of the most gueling activities is to be taken out by a guy who wants to buy me something. Then they are standing their afk for an hour while I'm browsing the shop only to be told that there is nothing they have that I like. Then it's off to another store where he must stand for another hour or two while I browse. Believe me you WANT to give her the money and let her shop without you  OMG LMAO sooo true! My partner can attest to this indeed! Or even more so just chasing me from shop to shop when we're in a mall...and the Mysti follow chair doesn't work in the no builds. This frustrates him to no end, but what's funny is that he will give it his best effort to keep up with me. |
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JamesMichael Morane
Chooses Liberty!!!
Join date: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 421
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03-13-2008 13:56
......and some are getting through as dead people or Elvis. Enough said. Hey be nice there! I told you he is me! |
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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03-13-2008 13:57
Hey, Trout, hold this for me and go stand in the corner. http://www.slexchange.com/modules.php?name=Marketplace&file=item&ItemID=170604 Excellent. I love that it drops bricks and kitchen sinks. Oh the disasters I could cause with something like that. _____________________
A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain! |
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Cherry Czervik
Came To Her Senses
Join date: 18 Feb 2006
Posts: 3,680
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03-13-2008 13:58
Why do I get the feeling that if I ever met any of the women from this forum in RL, the first thing they would do is stick a purse in my hand and command me to go stand in the corner? You only WISH you'd get off that lightly ... _____________________
To exchange power is sublime. To steal from another ... well, what goes around comes around.
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 7,893
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03-13-2008 14:00
Excellent. I love that it drops bricks and kitchen sinks. Oh the disasters I could cause with something like that. There's a briefcase version too.  _____________________
~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things. Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut. |
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Tex Nasworthy
Udder Disgrace
Join date: 2 Sep 2006
Posts: 1,330
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03-13-2008 14:01
One of the most gueling activities is to be taken out by a guy who wants to buy me something. Then they are standing their afk for an hour while I'm browsing the shop only to be told that there is nothing they have that I like. Then it's off to another store where he must stand for another hour or two while I browse. Believe me you WANT to give her the money and let her shop without you Proof that SL is exactly like RL. _____________________
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Graphicguru Gustav
Accepts head scritchings!
Join date: 5 Oct 2007
Posts: 775
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Omg!
03-13-2008 14:09
That settles it! LL needs to institute 100% guaranteed Gender Verification for *ALL* residents now! The Plan ---------- A LL employee will come to your home in RL. At which point you will provide a certified copy of your original Birth Certificate. The LL employee will then have RL sex with you (using safe sex practices, of course) to ensure that Real Life sex with you "Feels" appropriate to the gender which your birth certificate claims you belong. At which point (after cleaning up) the LL employee will log on to their unhackable server with a secure military style laptop and enter in a special command sequence. Finally you will be approved for dating in Second Life. _____________________
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Tex Nasworthy
Udder Disgrace
Join date: 2 Sep 2006
Posts: 1,330
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03-13-2008 14:16
That settles it! LL needs to institute 100% guaranteed Gender Verification for *ALL* residents now! The Plan ---------- A LL employee will come to your home in RL. At which point you will provide a certified copy of your original Birth Certificate. The LL employee will then have RL sex with you (using safe sex practices, of course) to ensure that Real Life sex with you "Feels" appropriate to the gender which your birth certificate claims you belong. At which point (after cleaning up) the LL employee will log on to their unhackable server with a secure military style laptop and enter in a special command sequence. Finally you will be approved for dating in Second Life. So, let me get this straight. The lady that knocked on my door last night REALLY was from LL, and she REALLY did want to have sex with me. I would have sworn it was just another joke from my twisted friends. /me shuffles back to his seat in the corner of the shoe store and starts poking through his girlfriends purse. _____________________
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Isabeau Imako
P'tite Poulette
Join date: 13 Sep 2007
Posts: 2,335
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03-13-2008 14:20
So, let me get this straight. The lady that knocked on my door last night REALLY was from LL, and she REALLY did want to have sex with me. I would have sworn it was just another joke from my twisted friends. /me shuffles back to his seat in the corner of the shoe store and starts poking through his girlfriends purse. No, that was just me pretending I was from LL. I was a bit lonely, sorry. _____________________
Just remember what my dear Grammy always says: "F**k 'em!" |
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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03-13-2008 14:22
So, let me get this straight. The lady that knocked on my door last night REALLY was from LL, and she REALLY did want to have sex with me. I would have sworn it was just another joke from my twisted friends. /me shuffles back to his seat in the corner of the shoe store and starts poking through his girlfriends purse. That wasn't a really a lady, but yes and yes. Make sure you pocket any cash you find in there. Has she got any mints? A rubber band, a couple nail files and some string and you have yourself a handy breathmint-launching slingshot. Give various items in the store a point value and challenge a little kid to a shoot-out. Highest point score after ten shots wins a free prize from your girlfriends purse. Let the kid win, then send him back to his mom with some used lip gloss. Hilarity. _____________________
A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain! |
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Tex Nasworthy
Udder Disgrace
Join date: 2 Sep 2006
Posts: 1,330
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03-13-2008 15:23
just me pretending Well, hey I can RP, just stop by anytime. _____________________
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Colette Meiji
Registered User
Join date: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 15,556
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03-13-2008 15:43
Dear Residents,
As a further clarification. Unfortunately due to scheduling difficulties there is no way Linden Labs can guarantee which employee will be available for your verification process. If the appearance of the employee is not to your preference, Or if the gender would require you to violate your personal sexuality. Well sadly, you will just have to learn to deal. Remember gender verification is mandatory, whether you choose to remain a Second Life Resident or not. That is all. |
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Avguste Aeon
Registered User
Join date: 10 Mar 2008
Posts: 83
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03-13-2008 16:24
I guessing you mean "gender" where you said "sexuality". Or are you saying people should be required to put in their profiles that they are Straight, Gay, Bi, etc? If so, then you are really going to have trouble finding dates, as there will be probably 12 people left in SL. And their Alts. As far as the Age Verification System goes, some people can't verify legitimately, and some are getting through as dead people or Elvis. Enough said. Sorry,you are right I meant gender.My apologies Yes gender _____________________
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Yosef Okelly
Mostly Harmless
Join date: 26 Aug 2007
Posts: 2,692
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03-13-2008 20:21
So where do I send my resume?
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Czari Zenovka
I've Had it With "PC"!
Join date: 3 May 2007
Posts: 3,688
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03-14-2008 07:43
on the topic of registering Gender: I used to know a couple who played a single toon (female) in Everquest who used to think it was fun to try and make you guess which one was playing that night .. and they were good, it was hard to tell at best of times. And all on-line relationships don't end in heartbreak. In the guild I was in (not a huge one, 100-120 members) we had 6 couples who met in Everquest who were eather now married or living together in RL.. and some were even guys and girls! It sounds like we were in the same guild!!!  _____________________
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Czari Zenovka
I've Had it With "PC"!
Join date: 3 May 2007
Posts: 3,688
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03-14-2008 07:48
Piffle. It means your material is so good, people can hear it over and over again without getting bored. The only time I ever heard the word "piffle" was by my Jr. High English teacher. /me looks at you more closely  _____________________
*Czari's Attic* ~ Relive the fun of exploring an attic for hidden treasures!
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Rakhiot/82/99/111 During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.- George Orwell |
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 7,893
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03-14-2008 08:24
The only time I ever heard the word "piffle" was by my Jr. High English teacher. /me looks at you more closely It's fun to say! Piffle! Piffle! Piffle! At least you recognize it as a word...I had to link a friend to dictionary.com because he thought I made it up. _____________________
~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things. Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut. |
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bilbo99 Emu
Garrett's No.1 fan
Join date: 27 Oct 2006
Posts: 3,468
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03-14-2008 08:42
It's fun to say! Piffle! Piffle! Piffle! At least you recognize it as a word...I had to link a friend to dictionary.com because he thought I made it up. You can really spit with piffle!!! _____________________
Be polite .. that newbie could be your next ex-partner.
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Graphicguru Gustav
Accepts head scritchings!
Join date: 5 Oct 2007
Posts: 775
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03-14-2008 10:33
Biffle Diffle!
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