Who wants to bite?

Story of my life. Too late to the altar, now too late to the coffin.

I'm just going to console myself with a very large strawberry sundae.

Well, maybe we can send his soul out for dry cleaning before it is too late.

That, or I can purge him with Dragon Flame, and reconstitute him from the ashes, like a Phoenix.

Hey, Des.. want to be purged? Normally, I'd charge a large sapphire or chunk of platinum for my hoard, but I'll do ya for free!

Purged?

Ah... no?

laughs

Not a big deal either way.

Basically this was all just to make a point, that I *personally* don't really care if I'm listed on a vampire game website or whatever.

Oddly enough, someone was saying I didn't get bitten yesterday, or the website wasn't working or something. But I was definitely bitten! Blood everywhere, too ~ a huge mess! 50 people saw it.

So I'm not sure what the status is. Maybe I broke the game? A lot of people gave me garlic things and other items I can't fathom, but all that is still in my inventory. I didn't touch any of it (when do I have time?).

Well, it can't be any worse than being bitten by someone who hasn't brushed their teeth in a millennium.

At least you'd have that good "cleansed by flame" feeling.

good thing you aren't offering enemas... talk about bowels of hell...

Flaming enemas? O.o

Not sure how that would work.. can't really blow enough fire through a tiny rubber/plastic tube to matter. Well, maybe if it was a cartoon tube, we could get that "traveling bulge" effect. Still, I think the whole "blowing smoke up another's tailpipe" bit is a tad gauche, especially for a Dragon.