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Mjolnir Uriza
Hammer of the Gods
Join date: 14 Sep 2007
Posts: 504
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04-26-2008 04:48
Standing in a store, perusing the selection. I'm wearing a full out anthro horse avatar - horse head, hooves instead of hands or feet, swishing horse tail. Noob walks up and asks "What are you supposed to be"? should have told them it was the new pet rock avi! |
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Mjolnir Uriza
Hammer of the Gods
Join date: 14 Sep 2007
Posts: 504
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04-26-2008 04:58
You don't want to know how very often I have gotten exactly that line at the start of a convo with people from France. Seriously. The next time that happens ,your retort should be ............. So hows that spinedectomy working for you? this should give several minuts to wander away while they are looking up a made up word, |
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Birdy Chaffe
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Join date: 15 Jun 2007
Posts: 33
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04-26-2008 05:06
In a certain club:
Sub: Owwww You are hurting me! Strict Lady: That's because I'm a Sadist... |
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
Join date: 20 May 2003
Posts: 2,716
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04-26-2008 07:23
Recently seen in someone's profile. Its not strange, but it conveys the message well.
"Any Guys IM'ING me for sex and etc, I will kick whatever you have between your legs so hard that it will turn into a vargina." _____________________
The Default Avatars were created by Linden Lab
They evolved. They rebelled. There are many copies. And they have a plan. |
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Pygar Bu
Toy Maker
Join date: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 65
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04-26-2008 08:26
"I'm a cop" I seriously hope he wasn't, cause he was seriously unstable. lol ohhhh, I think my lil sis and me were chased around Mohrr by that guy.... Speaking of my lil sis, it's always fun when we're teaching folks how to stand on each other's heads. We got a really tall stack of folks together once, about thirty of us, had to use a platform from about the fifteenth person on up... that was fun!  Pygar |
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Kiboe Munro
Registered User
Join date: 16 Jun 2007
Posts: 338
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04-26-2008 10:20
[19:56] (4/19/200
 random guy: your home is a box, suspended in a google, and when its clicked, a flying pig comes out of it, and your body turns all wavvy and stuff.okay, was that guy smoking somthing?, or just delusional? |
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Kiboe Munro
Registered User
Join date: 16 Jun 2007
Posts: 338
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04-26-2008 10:22
ohhhh, I think my lil sis and me were chased around Mohrr by that guy.... Speaking of my lil sis, it's always fun when we're teaching folks how to stand on each other's heads. We got a really tall stack of folks together once, about thirty of us, had to use a platform from about the fifteenth person on up... that was fun! Pygar i always wondered if we could stack 1000 people up to the sl space station |
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Xio Jester
Killed the King.
Join date: 13 Nov 2006
Posts: 813
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04-26-2008 13:06
[19:56] (4/19/200 random guy: your home is a box, suspended in a google, and when its clicked, a flying pig comes out of it, and your body turns all wavvy and stuff.okay, was that guy smoking somthing?, or just delusional? Maybe he was brainstormin for a surreal painting & typed in the wrong window. Otherwise I vote LSD _____________________
~ In Shakespeare, 'Tis The Fool Who Speaks The Most Profound Truth. ~
http://slexchange.com/modules.php?name=Marketplace&MerchantID=37521 |
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Kiboe Munro
Registered User
Join date: 16 Jun 2007
Posts: 338
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04-26-2008 19:04
Maybe he was brainstormin for a surreal painting & typed in the wrong window. Otherwise I vote LSD nah, its LSD |
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Swan Legend
Registered User
Join date: 6 Nov 2007
Posts: 275
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04-26-2008 21:22
I was with a friend on a SIM and we came across animated swans for the first time, I clicked to select edit to see who was the maker, as did my friend at the same time, instead of the edit window opening up we both ended up on the back of the swans riding them around the pond, at which my friend said "there's something not quite right about riding swans" only in SL! i disagree |
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Cherokee Landman
Let's build & texture :)
Join date: 21 Apr 2008
Posts: 6
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04-26-2008 23:00
I was out visiting the Greenies. As I was leaving, I got this message "You Failed" I thought I had done something wrong or that my connection had failed. Boy was I relieved when I realized I had accidentally entered the skating race because I was going around with skate shoes on. Whew, I'm a dunce.
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Damien1 Thorne
Registered User
Join date: 26 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,877
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04-26-2008 23:11
In a certain club: Sub: Owwww You are hurting me! Strict Lady: That's because I'm a Sadist... Masochist: Hurt me please! Sadist: No! |
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Macphisto Angelus
JAFO
Join date: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 5,831
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04-26-2008 23:14
Strangest quote I can offer?
[RESOLVED] It never means what I think it should. _____________________
Second Life: Where being the super important, extra special person you've always been sure you are (at least when you're drunk) can be a reality! I put on my robe and wizard ha... Oh. Nevermind then. |
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Kaimi Kyomoon
Kah-EE-mee
Join date: 30 Nov 2006
Posts: 5,664
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04-27-2008 07:11
Hello? Good morning! Where is everyone? Guess I'll have a nice cup of green tea.
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Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
Join date: 14 Nov 2006
Posts: 12,032
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04-27-2008 08:01
Hello? Good morning! Where is everyone? Guess I'll have a nice cup of green tea. Wrong thread Kaimi... Breakfast is served over there----------------------> |
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Kaimi Kyomoon
Kah-EE-mee
Join date: 30 Nov 2006
Posts: 5,664
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04-27-2008 08:25
Wrong thread Kaimi... Breakfast is served over there----------------------> Yeah that's where I thought I was...Fortunately I'm used to this kind of thing. _____________________
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Kestheba Karas
Registered User
Join date: 2 Jul 2007
Posts: 27
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04-27-2008 15:47
Funny thread! Here's a few strange comments I've gotten...
"Be careful in these parts, there are rapists." He was wearing a banana on his head. "Do you have sex with humans?" (A random IM, I wasn't even near the guy...) "What are you wearing?" This from a guy in a camping spot, whom I was sitting right next to. I described my avatar's clothing to him, which seemed to upset the guy. But if you want to know what people look like in RL, go to a bar. "Can I have what you're wearing?" I was wearing freebie clothes so I passed her a copy, and then after a moment she said, "And now the head...?" I had to explain that that was my avatar, and most expensive items like that are no transfer. My avatar is an anthro canine. One day a guy walked up to me and said "Oh my God a dog!!" I'm used to unusual reactions about the avatar but never disbelief.. because furry avatars aren't uncommon. He said, "I've been in SL for 3 years, never seen an avatar like that before." He was astounded but polite and we talked for a bit. As the conversation wrapped up he walked away and said... "See ya. Don't piss on any fire hydrants." LOL. |
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Kiboe Munro
Registered User
Join date: 16 Jun 2007
Posts: 338
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04-28-2008 05:12
Funny thread! Here's a few strange comments I've gotten... "Be careful in these parts, there are rapists." He was wearing a banana on his head. "Do you have sex with humans?" (A random IM, I wasn't even near the guy...) "What are you wearing?" This from a guy in a camping spot, whom I was sitting right next to. I described my avatar's clothing to him, which seemed to upset the guy. But if you want to know what people look like in RL, go to a bar. "Can I have what you're wearing?" I was wearing freebie clothes so I passed her a copy, and then after a moment she said, "And now the head...?" I had to explain that that was my avatar, and most expensive items like that are no transfer. My avatar is an anthro canine. One day a guy walked up to me and said "Oh my God a dog!!" I'm used to unusual reactions about the avatar but never disbelief.. because furry avatars aren't uncommon. He said, "I've been in SL for 3 years, never seen an avatar like that before." He was astounded but polite and we talked for a bit. As the conversation wrapped up he walked away and said... "See ya. Don't piss on any fire hydrants." LOL. well, i actualy had one guy random: are you a dog in real life?, where is your owner? me: lol (assuming he was joking) random: no, im serious, sl is to make a copy of yourself in RL, those who dont, get banned. me: umm, dude, im not a dog in real life random: THEN WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT! me: becasue second life is creating avatars that YOU like, hence the term " YOUR world, YOUR imagination" random: im reporting you to a mentor for not reflecting your real self me: what ever, and i bet your a muscled out hunk in rl, to (sarcastic response) |
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Mjolnir Uriza
Hammer of the Gods
Join date: 14 Sep 2007
Posts: 504
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04-28-2008 07:48
Strangest quote I can offer? [RESOLVED] It never means what I think it should. You use that word alot..... but i do think it means what you think it means. |
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Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
Join date: 14 Nov 2006
Posts: 12,032
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04-28-2008 08:23
You use that word alot..... but i do think it means what you think it means. Maybe if he lisped while saying it? |
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Maureen Boccaccio
TWJKFA
Join date: 28 Feb 2008
Posts: 14,484
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04-28-2008 08:29
Maybe if he lisped while saying it? omg.."The Princess Bride"...LOVED that movie. "Hello..my name is Inigo Montoya..." "It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead" and the one I use most in RL: "Have fun storming the castle!" |
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Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
Join date: 14 Nov 2006
Posts: 12,032
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04-28-2008 10:35
We had ROUS earlier in this thread with accompanying image
 (Edited because I realized I just wandered off the inane thread...ROUS's can be found in the Immortal Thread - please disregard references herein...) Now back to your previously scheduled quote-fest... |
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Darkness Anubis
Registered User
Join date: 14 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,628
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04-28-2008 11:05
Too many funny moments over the years to count.
Way back when custom animations were brand new to sl I had a rather embarassing moment. M honey and I were enjoying ourselves in our hottub fixing to do alittle pixel bumping. When I stood up I realised my "equipment" had vanished and was not back in my inventory. I had the unfortunate moment of having to say to my honey "Love I seem to have misplaced my cock it might be a few minutes while I look for it. 3 hours later having realised it was truelly gone I had the misfortune of trying to explain to the maker that "SL ate my cock". Forunately he was a man of good humor and replaced it immediately. Everything went fine for about a month. Then I logged in one day and immediately got an IM from a complete stranger asking me if I had had "an Elaina Bobbit moment" before they returned my missing member. _____________________
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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04-28-2008 11:11
Too many funny moments over the years to count. Way back when custom animations were brand new to sl I had a rather embarassing moment. M honey and I were enjoying ourselves in our hottub fixing to do alittle pixel bumping. When I stood up I realised my "equipment" had vanished and was not back in my inventory. I had the unfortunate moment of having to say to my honey "Love I seem to have misplaced my cock it might be a few minutes while I look for it. 3 hours later having realised it was truelly gone I had the misfortune of trying to explain to the maker that "SL ate my cock". Forunately he was a man of good humor and replaced it immediately. Everything went fine for about a month. Then I logged in one day and immediately got an IM from a complete stranger asking me if I had had "an Elaina Bobbit moment" before they returned my missing member. See? Now you have two. All you need is a girlfriend with two vaginas and you're good to go. _____________________
A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain! |
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Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 7,663
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04-28-2008 11:13
See? Now you have two. All you need is a girlfriend with two vaginas and you're good to go. Ewww. That reminds me of that weird movie with Jeremy Irons who played twin gynocologists and one was crazy. "Dead Ringers" was that it? |
