strangest quotes from your SL experience
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Keira Wells
Blender Sculptor
Join date: 16 Mar 2008
Posts: 2,371
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04-24-2008 17:59
From: Kiboe Munro
me, i was on the orentation island like, for 30 minutes
took all the courses
and learned from the ground up, LIKE I WAS SUPPOSED TO!
lol I was on OI for about 5 minutes before leaving.. learned how to emote from a french chick who gave me the Babbler so we could communicate. Then my friend who told me about SL took me out and got me a kani av from Lost Furest... I learned to build from that same friend, he told me how to rez stuff and said "Just mess with all those numbers to see what they do" So I did. And now look where I am!
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Argos Hawks
Eclectically Esoteric
Join date: 24 Jan 2007
Posts: 1,037
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04-24-2008 18:15
Here's one that you can often get away with in SL but not RL:
Excuse me miss, can you help me adjust my balls?
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Lexii Walcott
...rezzing
Join date: 5 Nov 2005
Posts: 270
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04-24-2008 18:58
Was at a hangout one day, just people watching when I received an IM that said " Lexii, I have a fetish...I like to peek up skirts... may I peek up yours?" My reply was.." You are the most polite pervert I have ever met, but.. the answer is "no" " With that he told me that yes indeed he IS a pervert, but he isn'`t all creepy about it. I giggled over that one for days....
I know there wasn't a quote in there, but I wanted to share anyway because it still makes me giggle.
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Ty Gabe
Registered User
Join date: 1 Sep 2007
Posts: 217
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04-24-2008 19:07
From: Kiboe Munro lol, if its the avinity one, put on the unicorn horn and stab him XD It was, and I should have.  |
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Elgyfu Wishbringer
The Pootler
Join date: 27 Nov 2004
Posts: 659
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04-24-2008 23:36
Awww! A polite pervert - how cute! I still get a grin out of the IM I recieved one morning in 2005... 'Quick, Elgyfu! Please make me a pose of a girl tied to a chair. Its urgent!!!!!!!!!!!!' The mind boggles
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Chalice Yao
Registered User
Join date: 30 Jan 2007
Posts: 14
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04-25-2008 02:40
From: Elgyfu Wishbringer I logged in one morning to the single IM...
'Please excuse me, I am French'
Hmm, since when did I have anything against the French? lol You don't want to know how very often I have gotten exactly that line at the start of a convo with people from France. Seriously. |
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Chellonia Regent
Shape shifter
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 135
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04-25-2008 03:25
From: Keira Wells Well? Do you? LOL! That was his second line after no reply from me because I was laughing too hard to type. ...and the answer is no. 
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Min Fairweather
Registered User
Join date: 21 Feb 2007
Posts: 202
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04-25-2008 03:52
I always forget to write down funny quotes and kick myself afterwards. I really need to start a funny quotes notecard. Here's one that's stuck in my head though Dor: I can run really fast! Sas: You can't outrun Min's bosk poop. |
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Colette Forster
The Real Deal
Join date: 4 Apr 2008
Posts: 221
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04-25-2008 11:34
LOL I forgot about that! "Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid" That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign." ... |
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Garrett Laramide
Upholder of Murphy's Law
Join date: 27 Dec 2006
Posts: 249
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04-25-2008 11:59
Overheard today at the hangout:
"Fen: Too many balls and not enough holes.."
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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04-25-2008 12:59
From: Chalice Yao You don't want to know how very often I have gotten exactly that line at the start of a convo with people from France. Seriously. Maybe they're asking you to excuse their English if it's broken. That's actually quite polite. I think I remember Isabeau asking us to excuse her English once and we all were surprised she wasn't a native English speaker, lol. Her English is better than 90% of the people who post here, including me. I was sitting in a chair at Hanson with a friend and a guy whose first name was Psycho walked up behind us and said, "I just killed Santa Claus" then disappeared.
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Jezebella Desmoulins
Registered User
Join date: 4 Nov 2005
Posts: 561
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04-25-2008 14:37
Join the Xcite user group and you'll here this one at least three times a week:
"Can anyone help me? I've lost my clit."
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Winter Ventura
Eclectic Randomness
Join date: 18 Jul 2006
Posts: 2,579
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04-25-2008 14:41
I'm still a big fan of From: someone stop to put babies in boxes
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Ricercar Neville
debates for fun
Join date: 31 May 2004
Posts: 36
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needs more than that
04-25-2008 15:01
He: do u no the answer?
Me: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&as_q=ANSWER_TO_HIS_QUESTION
He: don't i need a computer to read that?
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Kira Cuddihy
Registered User
Join date: 29 Nov 2006
Posts: 1,375
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04-25-2008 17:55
From: Jezebella Desmoulins Join the Xcite user group and you'll here this one at least three times a week:
"Can anyone help me? I've lost my clit." Yes, but I love the ones that come from the "men" like this one: I lost my nipples, and ass when trying to upgrade I'm happy I still have my cock |
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Pecos Kidd
Registered User
Join date: 1 May 2007
Posts: 19
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04-25-2008 21:15
Overheard on Help Island Public: "In SL, is Carpal Tunnel considered a STD?"
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Davin Romano
jerk
Join date: 21 Mar 2008
Posts: 384
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04-25-2008 21:38
Her: "We need to go back to the club.. I think I lost my clit ring dancing."
Me: "O.o"
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Da5id Kronfeld
Registered User
Join date: 11 Jan 2008
Posts: 33
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04-25-2008 21:57
From: Macha Morigi From the early days:
Random: "Hi Macha I am from the US where are u from"
Me: "Hi there. I'm from Ireland."
Random: "Where?"
Me: "Ireland...? The island next to England, Scotland and Wales? Western-most edge of Europe? You know... Irish.. St Patricks' Day...Guiness (rolls out lots more Irish cliches)"
Random: "No I'm sorry I don't know it"
(conversation continues for some time)
Random: "Your English is real good - did it take you long to learn it? I wish I could speak other languages"
Me: ".........................." (S)he had a point, though. Your English isn't too bad. |
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Kiboe Munro
Registered User
Join date: 16 Jun 2007
Posts: 338
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04-25-2008 22:11
From: Colette Forster LOL I forgot about that!
"Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid" That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign." ... OHH!, i remember that bill engval video, lol |
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Kiboe Munro
Registered User
Join date: 16 Jun 2007
Posts: 338
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04-25-2008 22:12
From: Garrett Laramide Overheard today at the hangout:
"Fen: Too many balls and not enough holes.." was this guys last name Ferraris by chance? |
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Kiboe Munro
Registered User
Join date: 16 Jun 2007
Posts: 338
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04-25-2008 22:16
HAHAHAHA *dies laughing* WHAT THE HELL IS HE SITTING ON!? XDDD |
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Kiboe Munro
Registered User
Join date: 16 Jun 2007
Posts: 338
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04-25-2008 22:17
From: Pecos Kidd Overheard on Help Island Public: "In SL, is Carpal Tunnel considered a STD?" umm, i think there is both a right and wrong awnser to that LMAO |
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,150
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04-25-2008 22:20
"I love the zipper in your nose"
Or me being unfaithful and typing "Half a sex (sic), I'll tp to YOU" to my partner - who is still my partner.
"I'm not a lesbian, I'm an Australian" (from my desk notes)
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Xio Jester
Killed the King.
Join date: 13 Nov 2006
Posts: 813
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04-25-2008 22:23
From: Amaranthim Talon "Underfloor vagina! Fai was that you!?"
Tell me that's not the strangest thing you've heard! This feeling of deja vu disturbs me. From: Chellonia Regent My most memorable greeting from a total stranger was, "Hi! Do you do anal?" [insert President Bush trying to write a speech expression here] From: Kiboe Munro noob shouts: wats et tak 2 b a racr her
me shouts: correct spelling for one. *standing ovation* too funny From: Elgyfu Wishbringer I still get a grin out of the IM I recieved one morning in 2005... 'Quick, Elgyfu! Please make me a pose of a girl tied to a chair. Its urgent!!!!!!!!!!!!' The mind boggles Mafia blackmail or somethin...(??) From: Trout Recreant I was sitting in a chair at Hanson with a friend and a guy whose first name was Psycho walked up behind us and said, "I just killed Santa Claus" then disappeared. Deja vu again. ..in SL of course <_< >_> From: Lee Ponzu Several times, I have met noobs not even one hour old who's first question was,
"Who do I kill??" The sad part is how I automatically assume he's from my Country, out of how many countries represented in SL??? That's pretty funny. I bet the Marines wish kids born on bases would come outta the womb like that. [[baby jumps out of the womb, eats placenta for the protein, does 50 push-ups, stares the doctor in the face and goes: "Who do I kill?"]]
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Macha Morigi
Miss Aligned
Join date: 15 Sep 2007
Posts: 168
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04-26-2008 04:09
Well, that's my personal favourite! 0.0 |