i have quute a few
"daddy i am thirty"
"the internet, is that not a series of tubes?"
"ALRIGHT YOU EMO BUNNY BASTARD!"
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Kiboe Munro
Registered User
Join date: 16 Jun 2007
Posts: 338
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04-24-2008 05:38
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FD Spark
Prim & Texture Doodler
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 4,697
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04-24-2008 05:53
From a strange female I had never met I was asked, "Wanna Do it?"
I looked at her from my dance pad and said "Huh? Do what?" She responded, "You know, Do it?" I said, No thanks. Thinking to myself whatever it was I most likely had no interesting doing it. LOL Then on occasion I notice this quote: xptwow wpq;wl dqp wpw _____________________
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Rebecca Hynes
I See numb3rs
Join date: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 59
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04-24-2008 06:01
I am from Texas and wear a Texas tag quite a bit.
People will ask me "Are you from Texas?" I usually reply - No, I just wear this tag so you will ask. Duh!!! |
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Macha Morigi
Miss Aligned
Join date: 15 Sep 2007
Posts: 168
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04-24-2008 06:09
From the early days:
Random: "Hi Macha I am from the US where are u from" Me: "Hi there. I'm from Ireland." Random: "Where?" Me: "Ireland...? The island next to England, Scotland and Wales? Western-most edge of Europe? You know... Irish.. St Patricks' Day...Guiness (rolls out lots more Irish cliches)" Random: "No I'm sorry I don't know it" (conversation continues for some time) Random: "Your English is real good - did it take you long to learn it? I wish I could speak other languages" Me: ".........................." |
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Phil Deakins
Prim Savers = low prims
Join date: 17 Jan 2007
Posts: 9,537
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04-24-2008 06:10
From the early days: Random: "Hi Macha I am from the US where are u from" Me: "Hi there. I'm from Ireland." Random: "Where?" Me: "Ireland...? The island next to England, Scotland and Wales? Western-most edge of Europe? You know... Irish.. St Patricks' Day...Guiness (rolls out lots more Irish cliches)" Random: "No I'm sorry I don't know it" (conversation continues for some time) Random: "Your English is real good - did it take you long to learn it? I wish I could speak other languages" Me: ".........................." _____________________
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Alice Katayama
Making Faces
Join date: 29 Jun 2006
Posts: 377
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04-24-2008 06:22
From the early days: Random: "Hi Macha I am from the US where are u from" Me: "Hi there. I'm from Ireland." Random: "Where?" Me: "Ireland...? The island next to England, Scotland and Wales? Western-most edge of Europe? You know... Irish.. St Patricks' Day...Guiness (rolls out lots more Irish cliches)" Random: "No I'm sorry I don't know it" (conversation continues for some time) Random: "Your English is real good - did it take you long to learn it? I wish I could speak other languages" Me: ".........................." Thats when you should ask her about her skills in Gaelic.. _____________________
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Imnotgoing Sideways
Can't outlaw cute! =^-^=
Join date: 17 Nov 2007
Posts: 4,694
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04-24-2008 06:57
"Somehow you have found a way to make a bloody razor blade cute."
I had fun making that blade. Then to top it off... I stuck it in my head. The next day, I made it rapid-fire tossable. (^_^) Also.... *points at quotables in signature* ... If you have signatures off.... "to see people running in terror from someone so small and cheerful is a beautiful thing" You should have seen the event that lead to that quote. (^_^)y _____________________
Somewhere in this world; there is someone having some good clean fun doing the one thing you hate the most. (^_^)y
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Dekka Raymaker
thinking very hard
Join date: 4 Feb 2007
Posts: 3,898
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04-24-2008 07:18
I was with a friend on a SIM and we came across animated swans for the first time, I clicked to select edit to see who was the maker, as did my friend at the same time, instead of the edit window opening up we both ended up on the back of the swans riding them around the pond, at which my friend said "there's something not quite right about riding swans" only in SL!
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Kyllie Wylie
J-Rocker
Join date: 7 Mar 2008
Posts: 489
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04-24-2008 08:10
had a guy in a japanese sim try and talk to me in japanese...when I finaly got through to him I only spoke english his next line was:
<!!****SEX****!!> |
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Snowflake Fairymeadow
Registered User
Join date: 21 May 2006
Posts: 704
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04-24-2008 08:18
I was in a club and a naked n00b came in and said "Any ladies wanna get with me?"
Someone said to him, "I would but you don't even have a dick." |
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Milla Alexandre
Milla Alexandre
Join date: 22 Jan 2007
Posts: 1,759
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04-24-2008 08:24
 SL is definitly the place for strange quotes.....I guess the one that comes to mind first is from a guy I'd only recently met and started to become friends with.....it didn't last long.....lol "There are no women in SL. I used to have 3 female alts, and it's impossible to find a date. You're man, it's ok, you can admit it to me"  And from there he proceeded to work himself into such a lather about it because I insisted I was indeed female...... he got so upset that I wouldn't say I was a man....that he muted me! LMAO Oh....and the other priceless quote from this joker.... "I'm a cop" I seriously hope he wasn't, cause he was seriously unstable. lol |
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Isabeau Imako
P'tite Poulette
Join date: 13 Sep 2007
Posts: 2,335
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04-24-2008 08:28
Me: "Excuse me for bothering you, can you tell me if I'm still dancing?"
Jerk: "F**k Off" Me:  (while slowly dancing away)_____________________
Just remember what my dear Grammy always says: "F**k 'em!" |
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Lee Ponzu
What Would Steve Do?
Join date: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 1,770
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04-24-2008 08:31
Several times, I have met noobs not even one hour old who's first question was,
"Who do I kill??" _____________________
So many monkeys, so little Shakespeare.
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Nika Talaj
now you see her ...
Join date: 2 Jan 2007
Posts: 5,449
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04-24-2008 08:59
Francis Chung's old thread on offline IMs has some of the funniest ones I've ever heard. For a while I wanted to start a business called "This cube can mak u happy" with the sole intention of getting funny IMs from newbies.
/244/da/133680/1.html . |
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Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
Join date: 14 Nov 2006
Posts: 12,032
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04-24-2008 08:59
"I love your hair! Where did yo get it?"
Or come on- we were talking about it last week - where can i get a good vagina? |
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Isabeau Imako
P'tite Poulette
Join date: 13 Sep 2007
Posts: 2,335
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04-24-2008 09:03
Francis Chung's old thread on offline IMs has some of the funniest ones I've ever heard. For a while I wanted to start a business called "This cube can mak u happy" with the sole intention of getting funny IMs from newbies. /244/da/133680/1.html . I stumbled on to that thread a few weeks back. Really funny! _____________________
Just remember what my dear Grammy always says: "F**k 'em!" |
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Royce Boa
RAGE: President
Join date: 1 Apr 2007
Posts: 260
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04-24-2008 09:04
I'm walking through a mall that sells adult stuff...3 super noob's are all dry humping a sex bed/camping device making their 2L an hour, when one of them shouts...
HEY! HEY! CLIK ON PINK BOLL! HEY U! U BISH! CLICK ON PINK BOLL U BISH! |
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Tiana Whitfield
Forever And A Day
Join date: 1 Apr 2007
Posts: 702
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04-24-2008 09:08
From the early days: Random: "Hi Macha I am from the US where are u from" Me: "Hi there. I'm from Ireland." Random: "Where?" Me: "Ireland...? The island next to England, Scotland and Wales? Western-most edge of Europe? You know... Irish.. St Patricks' Day...Guiness (rolls out lots more Irish cliches)" Random: "No I'm sorry I don't know it" (conversation continues for some time) Random: "Your English is real good - did it take you long to learn it? I wish I could speak other languages" Me: ".........................." Oh thats hilarious! |
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Toy LaFollette
I eat paintchips
Join date: 11 Feb 2004
Posts: 2,359
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04-24-2008 09:12
"Gor may have slaves but Exalted has dinosaurs that pee heroin"
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"So you see, my loyalty lies with Second Life, not with Linden Lab. Where I perceive the actions of Linden Lab to be in conflict with the best interests of Second Life, I side with Second Life."-Jacek
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Thormec Micheline
Registered User
Join date: 16 Oct 2006
Posts: 46
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Best quote:
04-24-2008 09:13
When I was first on SL, someone told me; "I hardly ever log onto RL anymore."
I didn't realize then how prophetic a statement that was. |
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Colette Forster
The Real Deal
Join date: 4 Apr 2008
Posts: 221
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04-24-2008 09:29
I am from Texas and wear a Texas tag quite a bit. People will ask me "Are you from Texas?" I usually reply - No, I just wear this tag so you will ask. Duh!!! So funny...that would tempt me to suggest that they get a dumb ass tag! |
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Colette Forster
The Real Deal
Join date: 4 Apr 2008
Posts: 221
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04-24-2008 09:31
From the early days: Random: "Hi Macha I am from the US where are u from" Me: "Hi there. I'm from Ireland." Random: "Where?" Me: "Ireland...? The island next to England, Scotland and Wales? Western-most edge of Europe? You know... Irish.. St Patricks' Day...Guiness (rolls out lots more Irish cliches)" Random: "No I'm sorry I don't know it" (conversation continues for some time) Random: "Your English is real good - did it take you long to learn it? I wish I could speak other languages" Me: ".........................." I am cracking up...not good at work...but at least they did not ask if you knew any leprechauns! |
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Colette Forster
The Real Deal
Join date: 4 Apr 2008
Posts: 221
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04-24-2008 09:36
When I was first on SL, someone told me; "I hardly ever log onto RL anymore." I didn't realize then how prophetic a statement that was. I had to read that twice...too funny! |
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Kelli May
karmakanic
Join date: 7 Oct 2006
Posts: 1,135
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04-24-2008 09:37
Exactly as it happened...
[3:56] avatar: heyy [3:57] Kelli May: hiya [3:57] avatar: where r u from [3:57] Kelli May: England. How about you? [3:58] avatar: Turkey [3:58] avatar: do u have a cam? [3:58] Kelli May: No [3:58] avatar: [3:58] avatar: ok [3:58] avatar: now u can go [3:58] avatar:  I didn't bother to respond; I guessed anyone that shallow wasn't going to be affected by anything short of a bat to the head. _____________________
Do worried sheep have nervous ticks?
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MoxZ Mokeev
Invisible Alpha Texture
Join date: 10 Jan 2008
Posts: 870
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04-24-2008 09:38
I'm walking through a mall that sells adult stuff...3 super noob's are all dry humping a sex bed/camping device making their 2L an hour, when one of them shouts... HEY! HEY! CLIK ON PINK BOLL! HEY U! U BISH! CLICK ON PINK BOLL U BISH! LMAO Now that's the funniest thing I've never encountered! _____________________
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