strangest quotes from your SL experience

There have been a few interesting experiences...one was with Jimmy (ANYWAY)...but the other night a guy came up to be that was like one hour old. He asked me if he could get high and/or drunk here. I just had visions of him coming onto SL just to get an drunk AO. Personally, I prefer to drink IRL! LOL

I keep a notecard that I add my favorite quotes from people onto. I get a good laugh reading it. My favorite one I added recently was a from a friend who always wears this tool belt when she builds...she tp'd over to my place and her toolbelt went into a very uncomfortable place while tping and her quote was "I've had a lot of things get stuck up my ass, but never a toolbelt before".

One of those "Only in SL" moments.

Sorry about that Macha, some Americans are still under the misconception that we're the only country that inhabits the Earth. You can only imagine how puzzling it is for them when they come to SL and discover that this is not true. I mean you threw more than one country at him. You really must've had him quite confused.

A few of the more expressive comments I have had in SL include:

"I'd like to sell your balls."

"I'm a pimp, you could make money sucking cocks."

"I need a spitting animation."

"Can you teach me how to play?"

- and, yes, I have been told I speak English real good!

"Underfloor vagina! Fai was that you!?"

Tell me that's not the strangest thing you've heard!

"It's supposed to look like that!"

This isn't funny but it kind of goes with the other thread. At the end of a pretty good 10 or 15 minute conversation with someone I'd never met before we were saying goodbye and he asked, "Does it seem odd to you that we both used correct grammar and punctuation this whole time?"

I had a random IM from a guy one night, he was very polite and we chatted for quite a few minutes. Then this:

Him: Where you from Eve?
Me: Scotland
Him: Oh right

end of conversation

Oh dear I had this hypersexed up guy drop from the sky and land right in front of me. He was wearing nothing but newbie willy (and a goth one at that) and a smile. Now I am just not really that into guys in with RL or SL and I try to keep one of my lesbian tags on to let everyone know. Anyway he asks me first thing if I want to ride him. To this I politely say no and tell him that I am a lesbian and I prefer girls over guys. Here is the rest of the conv.

Him: Ok how do you like my c0ck?
Me: Uhhh remember I am a lesbian and I am not really into the attached ones
Him: Yeah but you do like it right?
Me: ??????????
Him: I mean it's a good one right?
Me: ..........
Him: What are you GAY!!!

'It's alive, IT'S ALII-IIVE!...pow'.

I've just remembered another classic... that "pink boll, bish!" reminded me.

I'm on OI, helping a RL pal who'd just started in SL to work out how the hell to TP out of there, when a noob wanders up to us.

Her: I wan your dres
Me: Hello...I'm sorry I don't understand..?
Her: You have nice dres I wan
Me: My dress?
Her: Give me
Me: Er... it's not transferable. And it wouldn't hurt you to learn to say "please". Or indeed, to introduce yourself politely to people before demanding items of clothing from them.
Her: You are beach!
Me: You mean I'm warm and sunny? Thank you.
Her: Beach!
Her: (various expletives, then wanders off to bewilder someone else)

At this point, RL friend phones me in RL, hysterical with laughter.

Him: What the hell..??!!!
Me: Welcome to SL.

He still greets me with "Hey, beach!" when we meet up. Other RL friends wonder what gives...

You are dismissed - leave me, minion... *flaps hand*

Ouch!

Any rough guesses at his age? 12, 13? My money's on 12..

My most memorable greeting from a total stranger was, "Hi! Do you do anal?"

Well? Do you?

I logged in one morning to the single IM...

'Please excuse me, I am French'

Hmm, since when did I have anything against the French? lol

HAHAHAH! *rolling on the floor* someone didn't pay attention at ALL in school, lol

im willing to bet, thats an underaged 10 year old, lol

Me Hi
Her is that polar bear rug real
Me no its a fake
Her no but was it ever real
Me no it was made its a fake it was always a fake
Her you don't understand before it was fake was it real
Me / clicks busy tab no sale

I just woke up and I'm not feeling my best (don't ask). There is an IM forwarded to my email from a customer. Fine, I log in to take care of it. I like to take care of customer service stuff asap. I am set to go to last place I logged off and that happens to be my store. So far so good. I am in the midst of replying to the customer's IM. Some random newbie (NOT the customer needing help) is there at my STORE. And he says. Hi, whats your name?

You should of said "Richard" and watched him stand there puzzled for a minute before walking away.

To which the correct response can only be "Yourself"




Well I would, but I suspect he'd have thought "Why is she talking about onions now..?"

"sl, i can grow a penis i suppose"

"i guess i need a handicap for the mentaly retarded"

"listening to (name protected) and kiboe fight is like watching two retarded kids have a slap fight"

noob shouts: wats et tak 2 b a racr her
me shouts: correct spelling for one.

"can i have a havok4?"

"Kiboe, do you listen to Panic At My All American Chemical Fallout?"

"BLAST ME!"

Standing in a store, perusing the selection. I'm wearing a full out anthro horse avatar - horse head, hooves instead of hands or feet, swishing horse tail. Noob walks up and asks "What are you supposed to be"?

Thanks Windy. That's the best laugh I've had all day so far.

lol, if its the avinity one, put on the unicorn horn and stab him XD

no, but seriously, most noobs do it for a reaction, these are people who dont spend more then 2 minutes on the orientation island

me, i was on the orentation island like, for 30 minutes
took all the courses
and learned from the ground up, LIKE I WAS SUPPOSED TO!