War In Jessie: Is It Upon Us?

Well, we have returned! Hahaha, the WWIIOLers are back (somewhat) and.. umm... actaully just leave us alone, we just want to build panzers and mausers and JU-88s in peace... please?

I personally fear returning to Jessie, but I'll drop in to say hi every so often

Great, this guy lives right next to me and is building a casino. Oh god he signed his post.

Oh yeah, im back in this post just to see what will develop!

u know a war will never happeni used to spend alot of time there, i was there dering the onesong ordeal, all that happend was a bunch of lindens steping in a banning the wwolors and other protecters of jessie witch is sad really, fact is Stay the hell out of jessie, u will get owned there is no question about that, thay live in a warzone and thay have the fire power to boot.....

please dont tell me english if your first language.

This thread really brings out those with poor English...

So to all those who cause trouble in Jessie, what IS your native language?!

This thread really brings out the MINORS with poor english!

Personally, I change my english on the forums! Online, I usually talk in terrible grammar, like this : u gon t th futbal gam tnit? Where, on the forums, it would say: Are you going to the football game tonight? I hate getting flamed about anything, and I will tell you what, it's a sad day in Loon when someone gets flamed about their english.

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the grid
Not a creature was stirring, not even a kid;
The stockings were rez'ed by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Lindens soon would be there;

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While lovley residents gun for their heads;
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Lets just settled down befor she snaps,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I pan my camera to see what was the matter.
Away out the window I flew like a flash,
Tore though the shutters and though the sash.

The moon on the textured breasts of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to push-guns below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a the sim boundary, and eight fools , ow dear,

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it. that they are getting a kick,
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And I whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, Fool! now, idiot! now, twit
On, you run befor i get you you git
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now run away! run away! run away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
They seemed mostly boys, but with a female too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little goof.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney they came with a bound.

dressed all in black, from their head to their foot,
their clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of guns they had flung on their backs,
And they looked like a peddlers just opening their packs.

Each eye -- how they twinkled! their dimples how kerry!
Their cheeks were like roses, I bet none of them have lost their cherry!
their droll little hands was drawn up like a bow,
And the colour of his skin was as white as the lemon snow;

The stump of a gun they are going to get in their teeth,
And the smoke will encircled their heads like a wreath;
They had boad faces and a little round bellys,
That shook, when they laughed like a bowlful of jellys.

they were chubby and plump, just like fat elf's,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of their eyes and a twist of their heads,
Soon gave me to know I had smothing to dread;

they spoke not a word, but went straight to their work,
And raided all the stockings; then shot me like a jerk,
And laying their fingers inside of their noses,
And giving a nod, up the chimney they rose;

He sprang to the wind, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard them exclaim, ere they drove out of sight,
"HAPPY X-MAS TO ALL, And NEXT YEAR DON'T PUT UP A FIGHT"


Heh I know its crap but its still a bit of fun

well i've read every page and have wasted a pretty good amount of time good thread

wow.

Just wow. no other words are required.

OMG War in Jessie? But it's so peaceful!!!!!

Mmmm, I recently bought some land there. How do I make it so that my for sale sign on it shoots down people?

I think a war is upon us

Oh, good, I was afraid for a second that this thread would never be posted on again. GOD $&#*ING DAMNIT Derek, Whhyyy?

Because he started the thread and is feeding his ego by continually bumping a tired, boring, outdated thread?

Please let it be upon us and be over with so it doesn't keep popping up on "New Posts". It is beginning to make the Hundred Year's war look brief.

I have no idea what this thread is about, so flaming me for ignorance would be redundant.

Oh, damn, I just bumped this, didn't I?

War In Jessie: NEVER FORGET

This thread will live on forever in our hearts.

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dont post, dammit

"Hello, Guinness World Records? I have something you might be interested in..."

I just dont get out and explore...so i said..hmmmm ..maybe ill join a war, see the world SOUNDS FUN!!

but of course the side i decide to pick jessie vs...the other side? would all be decided by the uniform..colors and fit... and of course the pumps

can you each take a minute to send me sample picture of the uniform and the color choices

DECISIONS DECISIONS...

I vote for you to design uniforms for both sides and then attempt to fight the war. While you fight, you will soon realize the only war is the war inside you. It consumes you.

Hey the ANS Endeavor would be glad to help you out, just IM Mazer Ludd please.

What is it good for?

ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN'!!

You guys need a massive automatic flying bananaphone. It will zip around Jessie too fast for anyone to do anything about it, all the while spawning little bananaphones which will fall in all directions. With such an evil contraption, victory is assured!