I wish the machines would take it over..
I so want to fight a desperate battle in smoke-filled ruins with skulls and twisted metal littering the ground.
Then we could send Torley back to the past to find John Conner..err..Amy Weebler, who in turn would give birth to Grimmy Moonflower...and then...
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David Valentino
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06-09-2005 14:12
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Kilroy Kilian
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My Apprentice is Now my Nemisis
06-09-2005 15:32
I confess, Kilroy Kilian was actually our little artificial intelligence experiment gone awry. It escaped into the wild and I can see is now posting to forums, albeit without using a spell checker. We are working hard to get it back in its box, but it's like trying to herd butterflies. Funny how you give these creations a little knowledge and the first thing they go for is world domination *shakes head*. I'm working on our next creation to seduce Kilroy, thereby rendering it an ineffective virtual blob, to be swept away with the next SL patch. Our apologies to all who have been affected. We will make reparations for any damages through the Kilroy AV, so please contact us through that AV if you wish to file a claim. Be aware, you may get messages saying to are not owed money or land, but that is just because Kilroy is not back in the box yet. Over time, each claim will be reviewed and processed in the order received. Please ignore any future messages from Kilroy, as we are aware of the problem and are working hard to address the issue. Again, we thank you for your indulgence in this matter *warm smile*. Sargus Kraken my nemisis, my arch enemy. Lets tell the truth here. You and I were just common theives when we broke into the Governors Mansion and stole those books from the Linden Library. I grabbed "Evil Genius: Guide to World Domination" and "World Domination for Dummies" where as you grabbed Phillips "How to Make an AI Robot in 3 easy steps." I started attending other World Domination meetings like in Ravenglass, but they wanted a kinder and gentler nation and I did not look good in plaid flannel shirts. Then I went to some of the meetings with theTiki-Wiki FICI but pocket protectors and tape on eyeglasses were not my thing. The World Domination meetings in Naultenburg had some potential but the pale skin and zombie eyes kept me awake at nights. I found much humor in the Second Life Salon meetings and thought they were more suited for cutting my hair and giving me a pedicure. All this time, you toiled away in your laboratory trying to make the AI Robot in 3 easy steps. My heart was enlightened when you named the first one after me, but I can see now you have become jealous of my accomplishments and have turned against me. It is apparent after the Big Wipe came you ended up in a wheat field in Kansas, and I remained back to be transmuted. I became a super genius arch criminal with aspirations of world dominance and you became stupid. I could bring you back into the fold, but only as a lesser minion. Call me and we can do lunch. Reminder: Phase III is being launched on schedule. I must go now, you people tire me. |
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Nikki Seraph
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06-09-2005 16:55
Do you hang out with a little mouse named "Pinky" a whole lot? o.O Just wondering...
You know, honestly, I was never sure which one was the genius and which one is insane. I mean, no question, Pinky did some really odd things, and well he wasn't obviously all kinds of intelligent - but the song says that "one is a genius, the other's insane..." - and well, Brain always struck me as more than a little insane... so, really, seriously - which is which? Oh. Damn. I think I got sidetracked.  _____________________
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SuezanneC Baskerville
Forums Rock!
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06-09-2005 17:45
If we weren't limited to a flatland two and a half dimensional representation of physical reality, it we had three or more fully useable spatial dimensions plus space warps, wormholes, teleportals for remote viewing, and other such enhancements to the way physical reality is depicted in our virtual world, then aspiring tyrants wouldn't be limited to becoming mere rulers of the world but instead would be fully empowered to become despots of the solar system, head honchos of the galaxies, the Big Cheese of all space and time.
This might, however, require the addition of several more phases to the domination plan. _____________________
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Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
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06-09-2005 19:51
Step one: collect underpants.
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Kilroy Kilian
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06-10-2005 04:00
If we weren't limited to a flatland two and a half dimensional representation of physical reality, it we had three or more fully useable spatial dimensions plus space warps, wormholes, teleportals for remote viewing, and other such enhancements to the way physical reality is depicted in our virtual world, then aspiring tyrants wouldn't be limited to becoming mere rulers of the world but instead would be fully empowered to become despots of the solar system, head honchos of the galaxies, the Big Cheese of all space and time. This might, however, require the addition of several more phases to the domination plan. "Scratches head' "Puzzled look' ummmm I may have some use for you after all, would you be interested in a postition in the Control Center? |
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Games Prototype
Force Recon Sniper
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06-10-2005 06:54
If we weren't limited to a flatland two and a half dimensional representation of physical reality, it we had three or more fully useable spatial dimensions plus space warps, wormholes, teleportals for remote viewing, and other such enhancements to the way physical reality is depicted in our virtual world, then aspiring tyrants wouldn't be limited to becoming mere rulers of the world but instead would be fully empowered to become despots of the solar system, head honchos of the galaxies, the Big Cheese of all space and time. This might, however, require the addition of several more phases to the domination plan. "I'm so high right now, I have no idea whats goin on" -Towlie _____________________
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Loki Pico
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06-10-2005 07:15
Kilroy said... "Scratches head' "Puzzled look...' That was my reaction when you gave me a "air freshner" that was actually a landmark giver for some casino. I was both excited and let down in the 15 seconds it took to see what you had given me. World domination takes a little more work than that. |
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Artillo Fredericks
Friendly Orange Demon
Join date: 1 Jun 2004
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06-10-2005 07:18
LOL Loki quite true... not everything can be solved by covering up the smell with pine-scented cardboard trees
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Gala Phoenix
Second Life Resident
Join date: 11 Nov 2004
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06-10-2005 07:27
Phase I. Disrupt the community and cause dissention among fellow man. Start by distracting the public with injecting artificial crisis and mock wars. Hmm I wonder where he got this idea... |
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Kilroy Kilian
Registered User
Join date: 6 Jun 2005
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Air Freshners R Us
06-10-2005 08:25
Loki, Loki, Loki and your predecessors
If you ever want to rule the world, you got to think outside the box In this case air freshener. What may appear to be a simple Landmark Giver to you for some advertising gimmick, has a much more evil genius twisted purpose. And by disappointing you and throwing you off balance in a mere 15 seconds, the disillusion was a success. Let me give you a little hint ----- think beacon. Revealing Phase III is just moments away. |
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Forseti Svarog
ESC
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06-10-2005 10:29
** TOP SECRET **
LINDEN BRIEF INVENTORY AZ104-342C4-JDK$1 CODE: KILROY THE KILLJOY ** TOP SECRET ** ***** Interrogation Files -- Time Stamp: June 10, 2005 12:53.41 -- Location Undisclosed -- Suspect named Marcos Fonzarelli, aka “Sharkie”, apprehended at 21:19.35 on May 16, 2005. Suspect apprehended in sting operation, attempting to terminate deep-cover agent “REDFLAG” with a laser beam attached to suspect’s head. Suspect initially belligerent and intractable. Administered drugs have induced state of lethargy and excessive verbosity. Current ramblings denote an obsession with “shiny”, Ingrid on a good hair day, and a “Lady Barnes” [Cross Reference AZ45-02: Hoover files/WIRETAP/Under Surveillance = DANGEROUS]. Suspect appears to be on payroll of heretofore-unsuspected casino/club kingpin “Kilroy Kilian” and alts; apprehended in process of creating bling psychological warfare devices. ***** Interrogation Files -- Time Stamp: June 10, 2005 1:33.24 -- Location Undisclosed -- Subject weakening under protracted verbal pressure and dehydration. Fears of osmosis-like world takeover plan commenced by employer, potential near-term impact. Significant success in extracting accomplices and roles. Prokofy Neva [Cross Reference AZ45-03-A2: FILE MISSING] considered red herring, elaborate decoy intended to distract existing power centers. Aimee Weber [Cross Reference AZ45-02-1a: WEEBLER/Midnight City Cabal/Oenophile] established alt of Alty McAlterton, further distraction ploy, attempted[?] seduction of LBI bureau chief Philip. Torley Torgeson [Cross Reference AZ45-04: WATERMELON/Sluminati/CAUTION ADVISED] in reality an NPC; intended purpose, intelligence gathering; possible role implanting subconscious memes triggered by referenced takeover plan “phase IV” keywords. Phase IV possible timing aligned with release of new physics engine code named "HAVOK". ***** Interrogation Files -- Time Stamp: June 10, 2005 1:42.31 -- Location Undisclosed -- Investigating potential malevolent usage of pie, air freshener. -- INTERROGATION ONGOING -- |
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Heart Wishbringer
The One & Only "Heart"
Join date: 22 Nov 2004
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Hint: IN SL UNIVERSE
06-10-2005 10:37
Conspiracy continues with me and striker... proof is in the pudding!
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Newfie Pendragon
Crusty and proud of it
Join date: 19 Dec 2003
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06-10-2005 11:28
I do have to apologize. I have to admit that I had completely taken over SL back when it was just a drawing of Scwhans shagging a sheep, being discussed by Philip over a beer and bowling. However, my plan for SL dominance was so extremely pervasive, subtle and enlightened, that once in place it was all but impossible to distinguish from background noise.
To that end, I will give to $10L to the person who can figure out where I screwed up. I can't find the "SL self-destruct" button that all world dominators have. I think it's lost somewhere on the forums. I'm a little worried certain...errr....'personalities' on the forums may find it and use it for self-masturbatory purposes. - Newfie _____________________
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Aimee Weber
The one on the right
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06-10-2005 12:50
** TOP SECRET ** LINDEN BRIEF INVENTORY AZ104-342C4-JDK$1 CODE: KILROY THE KILLJOY ** TOP SECRET ** ***** Interrogation Files -- Time Stamp: June 10, 2005 12:53.41 -- Location Undisclosed -- Suspect named Marcos Fonzarelli, aka “Sharkie”, apprehended at 21:19.35 on May 16, 2005. Suspect apprehended in sting operation, attempting to terminate deep-cover agent “REDFLAG” with a laser beam attached to suspect’s head. Suspect initially belligerent and intractable. Administered drugs have induced state of lethargy and excessive verbosity. Current ramblings denote an obsession with “shiny”, Ingrid on a good hair day, and a “Lady Barnes” [Cross Reference AZ45-02: Hoover files/WIRETAP/Under Surveillance = DANGEROUS]. Suspect appears to be on payroll of heretofore-unsuspected casino/club kingpin “Kilroy Kilian” and alts; apprehended in process of creating bling psychological warfare devices. ***** Interrogation Files -- Time Stamp: June 10, 2005 1:33.24 -- Location Undisclosed -- Subject weakening under protracted verbal pressure and dehydration. Fears of osmosis-like world takeover plan commenced by employer, potential near-term impact. Significant success in extracting accomplices and roles. Prokofy Neva [Cross Reference AZ45-03-A2: FILE MISSING] considered red herring, elaborate decoy intended to distract existing power centers. Aimee Weber [Cross Reference AZ45-02-1a: WEEBLER/Midnight City Cabal/Oenophile] established alt of Alty McAlterton, further distraction ploy, attempted[?] seduction of LBI bureau chief Philip. Torley Torgeson [Cross Reference AZ45-04: WATERMELON/Sluminati/CAUTION ADVISED] in reality an NPC; intended purpose, intelligence gathering; possible role implanting subconscious memes triggered by referenced takeover plan “phase IV” keywords. Phase IV possible timing aligned with release of new physics engine code named "HAVOK". ***** Interrogation Files -- Time Stamp: June 10, 2005 1:42.31 -- Location Undisclosed -- Investigating potential malevolent usage of pie, air freshener. -- INTERROGATION ONGOING -- PURE GOLD!!!! I think my favorite was the “Lady Barnes” and "Hoover files" reference. And yes... I am a total Oenophile  _____________________
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Marcos Fonzarelli
You are not Marcos
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06-10-2005 15:20
Did shomeone shay sharksh?
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Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
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06-10-2005 15:24
Did shomeone shay sharksh? Is that a shark with a friken' "laser" beam attached to it's head?  _____________________
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Marcos Fonzarelli
You are not Marcos
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06-10-2005 15:28
yesh!
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Dakota Callahan
Feisty Irish Lass
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06-10-2005 15:31
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Kilroy Kilian
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Phase III
06-10-2005 17:23
Note to Self: Do something about the Intel Officer with the LBI. He is way off course, but could pose to be a problem later in Phase IV implementation.
Phase III. Use the club profits to finance the design, manufacturing, and marketing of rectal suppository air fresheners. Distribution will be by way of standard world "Freebies" that can be found in every shop, store, mall, club, and hoime across Second Life. When SL residents slide into those new pair of free jeans, little will they know that you that will be sliding in the Kilroy Rectal Suppository Air Freshner (KRASH). The KRASH comes in cinnamon, floral burst, and potpourri scents. Yes Torley and Eggy this was started in BETA and for all you know you may be walking around with my BETA rectal air freshener inserted in your butts rightn now and not even know it! My continuing influence of the SL content tiki-wiki creators to provide free merchandise across the SL World is all part of the plan for the complete destruction of the SL economy. Im ne in world if you did not receive your free Kilroy rectal suppository air freshner. Again study this phase and make your determination if you are a believer or non-believer that I can and will take over Second Life World and rule supreme. Stay tuned for Phase IV the best is yet to come. "Insert hand wringing and evil laugh here". PS. Sorry for the delay, even Evil Genuises gets stomach flu. ): |
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Meatwad Extraordinaire
Nomnomnom
Join date: 6 Aug 2004
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06-10-2005 20:53
Note to Self: Do something about the Intel Officer with the LBI. He is way off course, but could pose to be a problem later in Phase IV implementation. Phase III. Use the club profits to finance the design, manufacturing, and marketing of rectal suppository air fresheners. Distribution will be by way of standard world "Freebies" that can be found in every shop, store, mall, club, and hoime across Second Life. When SL residents slide into those new pair of free jeans, little will they know that you that will be sliding in the Kilroy Rectal Suppository Air Freshner (KRASH). The KRASH comes in cinnamon, floral burst, and potpourri scents. Yes Torley and Eggy this was started in BETA and for all you know you may be walking around with my BETA rectal air freshener inserted in your butts rightn now and not even know it! My continuing influence of the SL content tiki-wiki creators to provide free merchandise across the SL World is all part of the plan for the complete destruction of the SL economy. Im ne in world if you did not receive your free Kilroy rectal suppository air freshner. Again study this phase and make your determination if you are a believer or non-believer that I can and will take over Second Life World and rule supreme. Stay tuned for Phase IV the best is yet to come. "Insert hand wringing and evil laugh here". PS. Sorry for the delay, even Evil Genuises gets stomach flu. ):  Now I'm definitely not gonna let you take SL!!! They are called "Butt Mints," not "KRASH!" You shove a pill type thingy up your butt and it somehow stays in there. It lasts for years and comes in "new car", "peanut butter", "pine tree", and "random things found in SL."_____________________
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Steve Foo
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Join date: 28 Mar 2004
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butt tunes?
06-10-2005 21:05
As Kilroy says... butt mints can be interesting... but why stop there. Lets go for the full monty. BUTT TUNES! yea thats right your walking to your own beat.. or are you. your butt can keep you occupied and happy for years with the patented butt tunes. sing the night away. {warning. continued use of this product can lead to cramps, constipation, bloating and the occasional explosion. Sitting down at a weird angle can cause severe pinches and occasional bleeding. Butt tunes is made out of 100% rusted metal and may lead to tetnis. Butt tunes is a registered trademark of flagelants anonymous LLC. Use of this product is strictly prohibited in all 55 states and if you are caught with any kind of Butt tunes merchandise you will be arrested and interrigated by us shoving watermellons up your rectal region. At no time do we encourage any one that has any sense to use butt tunes. We do however encourage the criminally insane to use these so we can laugh and point... are you still reading this??? no one reads warnings... No one even reads the warnings on nuclear bombs... if you are still reading this you are really really really... really......... really stupid... wait.... the person writing this is even stupider for writing this much... I love you.... thats right I said it... that is all... meating adjourned... (jumps off stern of boat and is never seen again)... end of warning} Please use butt tunes responsibly and wear them with pride. Amen... God Bless... and good night sandiego!
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Meatwad Extraordinaire
Nomnomnom
Join date: 6 Aug 2004
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06-10-2005 21:13
As Kilroy says... butt mints can be interesting... but why stop there. Lets go for the full monty. BUTT TUNES! yea thats right your walking to your own beat.. or are you. your butt can keep you occupied and happy for years with the patented butt tunes. sing the night away. {warning. continued use of this product can lead to cramps, constipation, bloating and the occasional explosion. Sitting down at a weird angle can cause severe pinches and occasional bleeding. Butt tunes is made out of 100% rusted metal and may lead to tetnis. Butt tunes is a registered trademark of flagelants anonymous LLC. Use of this product is strictly prohibited in all 55 states and if you are caught with any kind of Butt tunes merchandise you will be arrested and interrigated by us shoving watermellons up your rectal region. At no time do we encourage any one that has any sense to use butt tunes. We do however encourage the criminally insane to use these so we can laugh and point... are you still reading this??? no one reads warnings... No one even reads the warnings on nuclear bombs... if you are still reading this you are really really really... really......... really stupid... wait.... the person writing this is even stupider for writing this much... I love you.... thats right I said it... that is all... meating adjourned... (jumps off stern of boat and is never seen again)... end of warning} Please use butt tunes responsibly and wear them with pride. Amen... God Bless... and good night sandiego! Who needs some metal thing up your butt to do that? _____________________
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ReallyRick Metropolitan
Yes it's really me.
Join date: 4 Jun 2005
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Newbie Newbiester
06-11-2005 02:43
This thread was funny.
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Kilroy Kilian
Registered User
Join date: 6 Jun 2005
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Lets Be Serious
06-11-2005 05:26
Remember this is a Political Science Thread, it can be construed as a Political Science Threat.
This thread is suppose to talk about a government -- just happens to be my government. Stay focused my soon to be evil army, I have now given you Phase III and you have had time to think and study my intentions and the purpose of the air freshener. What kind of product like a simple rectal suppository air freshener would be insturmental in taking over SL? Hmmmm? Yes yes yes, others have tried before me, but remember I have the only copies of the World Domination Books stolen from King Phillips library! Therefore, hence, and furthermore, all other attempts have been futile, while my plan is nothing more than brillant. (Newfie I have no idea where your red destruction button witht he gold star on top is sorry. Shrugs) |