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Ingrid Ingersoll

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04-28-2005 13:08

From: Lash Xevious

But it wouldn't kill people to shave a little down there. Like go for the Groucho Marx look rather than ZZ Top.

You could make hair for them Lashy. Cute hair!

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04-28-2005 13:46

From: Lash Xevious

But it wouldn't kill people to shave a little down there. Like go for the Groucho Marx look rather than ZZ Top.

Be bold, rock it Hitler style.

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Jake Reitveld

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04-28-2005 14:41

does that count as a Nazi reference?

Chance Abattoir

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04-28-2005 14:58

From: Jake Reitveld

does that count as a Nazi reference?

Without the vitriol or hyperbole, in a roundabout way, yes.

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Billy Grace

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04-28-2005 16:10

Secrets of a happy marriage

A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop.... but at the bar...you know... they have frozen glasses... "

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise...OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.

"But my sweet honey...at the bar.... you know, there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? "LISTEN UP D*CKHEAD! SIT DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR FRICKING HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A FRICKING BAR! THAT CRAP IS OVER...GOT IT, BUSTER?"

....and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

This is the edited version.... Enjoy... Billy

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Chance Abattoir

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04-28-2005 16:43

From: Billy Grace

....and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

This is the edited version.... Enjoy... Billy

Personal experience?

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04-29-2005 05:46

From: Ingrid Ingersoll

Girls! We MAY be part of the "problem". I suggest more male, full frontal nudity everywhere to rectify the situation.

Why does that disturb me?...Male frontal nudity and Rectify in the same sentence?

Makes me think women are becoming body mechanics and all men are broken.

Shudders...

Shadow

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Top 10 things men know about women
Ingrid Ingersoll Archived Join date: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 4,601	04-28-2005 13:08 From: Lash Xevious But it wouldn't kill people to shave a little down there. Like go for the Groucho Marx look rather than ZZ Top. You could make hair for them Lashy. Cute hair! _____________________ http://www.ingrid.0catch.com/1.html
Chance Abattoir Future Rockin' Resmod Join date: 3 Apr 2004 Posts: 3,898	04-28-2005 13:46 From: Lash Xevious But it wouldn't kill people to shave a little down there. Like go for the Groucho Marx look rather than ZZ Top. Be bold, rock it Hitler style. _____________________ "The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
Jake Reitveld Emperor of Second Life Join date: 9 Mar 2005 Posts: 2,690	04-28-2005 14:41 does that count as a Nazi reference?
Chance Abattoir Future Rockin' Resmod Join date: 3 Apr 2004 Posts: 3,898	04-28-2005 14:58 From: Jake Reitveld does that count as a Nazi reference? Without the vitriol or hyperbole, in a roundabout way, yes. _____________________ "The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
Billy Grace Land Market Facilitator Join date: 8 Mar 2004 Posts: 2,307	04-28-2005 16:10 Secrets of a happy marriage A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop.... but at the bar...you know... they have frozen glasses... " He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise...OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips. "But my sweet honey...at the bar.... you know, there's swearing, dirty words and all that..." "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? "LISTEN UP D*CKHEAD! SIT DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR FRICKING HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A FRICKING BAR! THAT CRAP IS OVER...GOT IT, BUSTER?" ....and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story? This is the edited version.... Enjoy... Billy _____________________ I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. John Cleese, 1939 -
Chance Abattoir Future Rockin' Resmod Join date: 3 Apr 2004 Posts: 3,898	04-28-2005 16:43 From: Billy Grace ....and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story? This is the edited version.... Enjoy... Billy Personal experience? _____________________ "The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
Shadow Weaver Ancient Join date: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 2,808	04-29-2005 05:46 From: Ingrid Ingersoll Girls! We MAY be part of the "problem". I suggest more male, full frontal nudity everywhere to rectify the situation. Why does that disturb me?...Male frontal nudity and Rectify in the same sentence? Makes me think women are becoming body mechanics and all men are broken. Shudders... Shadow _____________________ Everyone here is an adult. This ain't DisneyLand, and Mickey Mouse isn't going to swat you with a stick if you say "holy crapola."<Pathfinder Linden> New Worlds new Adventures Formerly known as Jade Wolf my business name has now changed to Dragon Shadow. Im me in world for Locations of my apparrel Online Authorized Trademark Licensed Apparel http://www.cafepress.com/slvisions OR Visit The Website @ www.slvisions.com

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