Top 10 things men know about women

I am just pointing out that you just made a sexist joke... rofl

If you mean what you say... get on your knees right now and beg me for forgiveness for your tasteless joke... hehe

To impress a woman:
Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Pray with her.
Pray for her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.

To impress a man:
Show up naked.
Bring Beer and chicken wings.
Don't block the TV.

Great thread Leck!!! Really funny Y'all

Oh my! A neophyte who is familiar with my irreverent atheist side but doesn't know about the radical feminist side.

There is nothing politically correct about asking that women's body parts not constantly appear in jokes. It is a matter of undoing a socially acceptable form of denigration, where female body parts are associated only with sexuality. Notice how the same form of humor does not exist for children or men.

1. "Top 10 things adults should know about children! They have boobs."
   
2. "Top 10 things women should know about men! They have boobs."
   

Additionally, how would you feel telling your mother or sister that joke? Is it appropriate? Would it make people look at you strangely if you told it in mixed company?

Denigration performed by reducing humans to sexualized body parts is not acceptable.

~Ulrika~

HAHHAHAHAA LOLOLO Woooo /gasp

It's funny cause it's true

Oh god, maybe I'm not a proper feminist but god do I love innapropriate jokes. It's my downfall. I'm rating this thread four stars.

Actually, I've heard women frequently referring to "men thinking with the wrong head," etc and I don't take serious offense to it even though I do take offense to being lumped into a macho male stereotype which I am obviously not part of in RL (I'm not suggesting you did this to me).

While it might be a blanket form of systematized denigration to you, those of us that realize that these systems of accepted denigration exist can cynically laugh at the absurdity of the jokes themselves, and in turn laugh at ourselves for laughing at the jokes as well as laugh at anyone seriously making the jokes without realizing that the jokes are absurd. Same goes for jokes based on race and religion.

But I still think you already know this.

Ach quatsch! I shouldn't have replied. Now you've sucked me into your scheme for an amusing flame war. Okay, I'll pretend to be serious if you pretend to ignore that I'm pretending to be serious. Then we can seriously laugh at all the people that seriously reply to our serious attempts to be serious.

Actually my mother and both of my sisters would piss their ruffled panties without squatting from laughing so hard. Loosen the stick Zug Zug, I have rather enjoyed you the past few months in here, but you're slipping.

Keeping quiet like a good little woman to meet your approval isn't in my repertoire. Sitting at the front of the bus while being arrested for sitting in the whites' only section is more my style.

I understand that you have a right to tell jokes that portray classes, races, and genders as objects sexual or otherwise but understand that I have a right to disapprove -- even if it makes folks in an otherwise festive forum feel a bit uncomfortable.

~Ulrika~

*flashes boob*


It was a wardrobe malfunction, I swear!

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Ever noticed that a guy will whip out his wang at the drop of a hat - but rarely will he say 'But theres ANOTHER thing down here!!!!'...

I never worked out (apart from the aethetics of it) why guys will whip out the frank, but rarely the beans...

.. it is a most perplexing mystery..

Siggy.

I agree 100% and I seriously feel that the ignorance of the Lindens on this forum is intollerable. It is outrageous that this thread continues to exist as a testament to the patriarchal lineage that is continually indemnified from owning up to its centuries of ill-treatment of the so-called "fairer" sex. By making "small jokes," you are relegating women everywhere to a position of inferiority. All things start off small, and by allowing this kind of behavior to continue you are validating bigger and bigger violations against women's rights. Why not just herd them up and send them to the baby-making camps? That seems to be the kind of attitude that I'm seeing in these forums. You can try to argue that it doesn't mean anything, that it's irrelevant, but it does hurt and it is completely offensive and inappropriate. Well, I have news for you. Women have rights and they're not going to take this kind of soft-footed marching across their God-given equality. If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the problem. A flood is made of many single rain drops and we can't allow these bigots to breach the dam of our solidarity. If Pathfinder won't do something, then let's make our voices heard. Let's have a women's rights rally in SL. Let's take over the Governor's house. We can't let this nazi-like ignorance continue unabated!

In all seriousness (wolf!), I am now completely stupefied how someone could be vitriolic (<<forum catch-word of the current zeitgeist- am I cool or what?) until reaching the 10,000 word barrier.

:: Bows in respect to those who have gone where I could not ::

Well ya shoulda told us you were Rosa Parks

You are a lil behind the times...I believe Hyperbole is the catch word of the week...or was that last week....oh well a new word will be around soon.

Hyperbole is old and busted... Wait, I sense a resurgence in the force.

Maybe Hyperbole and Vitriol will never go out of style because they transcend the momentary trappings of meme and have entered into the category of "lifestyle."

Good stuff! Despite that you're joking around, the fact that you can write a parody so accurately shows how informed you are! Who are you Chance? You're fascinating.

Plus your pink forum icon is cool.

~Ulrika~

Perhaps we can get people using "Vitriolic Hyperbole" I always thought that these two words joined together could be a force to reckon with.

I'm your alt, of course! Well said! I couldn't have put it better. Why thank you.

It's a Lickitung, a species of Pokemon.

Sounds like a Japanese energy drink.... it's Vitriolicly Refreshing! With the added kick of Hyperbole!

Siggy.

Ah... When people liberally reference Nazis as a process of demonization, they are definitely Vitriolic Hyperbolers. Hey, I'm using it already! Although "hyperbolers" is kind of clumsy so maybe we can call them "VH Troopers" or "VHeilers".... hrm... there has to be a smooth way of calling someone a VH'er.

Beans do not like the cold.

I think you're thinking of VAAM.

You guys... you're getting way off topic... back to the boobs please, and how lovely they are.

Hyberbolic Vitriolians? HyberVitribole? Geese? O.o

Oh, and Chance, in reply to your reply of my comment about the usefulness of underwear: Bathing and dexterity are important, too.. But in the end, I suppose it comes down to personal preference. Some people like it. Some don't. Others find it to be rather fetching headgear. And a precious few know it as a vital source of nutrition(They must be fruit! It says so on the tag.).