Top 10 things men know about women

Boobs are ok but I like the other girlie bits better

I know that you're my alt! That's why you're so eloquent (or I am so eloquent, depending on how you look at it).

My pink forum icon is a hectoring bunny. It was given to me by those whose souls I crushed in the forums.

~Ulrika~

Thats a first - being told to focus on boobs.... Wasn't that one of the signs of the Apocalypse?

Siggy.

Nah, the sign is when men stop focusing on them.

The best part is that no one will suspect that we are the same person because we're flaunting the fact to the point of absurdity. Hahaha... Joke's on them. Or is it?

LOL

I <3 Boobs

So does he...

Never really thought of it that way... hmm makes sense in a twisted 'Scream' kind of way. When you got on the bus though and plopped down in the seat directly behind the white line, did you happen to notice it was short ? Oh and your analogy of the good ol boy, waiting for his woman to mix up the grits wasn't lost on me. Here's another to sharpen your wit:
Why did the good ol boy cut off his wife's feet ? So she could stand closer to the stove.

There, no sexual objectification, just pure clean humour. Hugs Zug.

You mean you get Racing stripes in your PANTS!!!!!

YOU TEASE....

I agree as they tend to have Flavor..

you could take this another way ..

Instead of a joke about women ..

It could be a joke about how ignorant many men are with reguards to women.

Ahhhh you get it !! Thank you.

Coming from my standpoint where I've gone through being harassed throughout high school, college, and in the working place over my cup size, I still found the joke funny. It's not degrading to me as a woman, it just magnifies a big stereotype of the male mind. I could be just as sexist if I made a joke insinuating all men were shallow idiots who do nothing but lie to their SO's and fondle themselves.

For me, there are other and much more significant instances to go on the feminist soapbox. It's not possible to dictate to people what is an appropriate joke or not. All jokes are inappropriate to some degree. So fight the fight where it will actually work.

Ul, this is like the accusation of LL being sexist in their website pics again. Well, have fun. Wheee

Wot ...no showing of the boobies?

<hugs> Lash, thank you for having a healthy (IMHO only of course) sense of humour. I find myself laughing at the ensuing drama over this, and Talen nearly made me split my gut.

You man ... like boob ... me woman ... have boob ... you man ... see boob ... me woman ... you man ... bring beer.

mmmmm boobies and beer....all the puter parts come in today might have to cram em all together real fast to log in for boobies and beeeeeeer...or just boobies because we all know that boobies are great alone....as a snack or a meal

I agree whole-heartedly, Lash. Maybe I'm just not sensitive enough, or ashamed enough of having booooobies.

Girls! We MAY be part of the "problem". I suggest more male, full frontal nudity everywhere to rectify the situation.

I bathe, wipe well, and don't have a leaky asshole. If you do the first two and still have that problem, then you might want to get that looked at.

Trust me on this one.. you don't wanna see the last plucked chicken in Las Vegas...

He may feel very nice - but he looks fucking horrible ... certainly not on my list of attractive features. In fact it ranks slightly below the varuca I had in my armpit last year.

Siggy.

::thinking, "varuca? Veruca Salt???" Wonkavision expires and I realize, "Ohhh.... 'verruca'."::

Ingski, I have to say that this suggestion must NEVER be encouraged, cuz we all know the dark truth ... real people have fugly looking private parts. A halfway decent private part would only belong to a porn star and that's only cuz the botox, collagen, pig cartilage, and silicon is still holding the pieces together.

But it wouldn't kill people to shave a little down there. Like go for the Groucho Marx look rather than ZZ Top.

Hahaha, I suddenly remembered the weedwhacker scene in Scary Movie. Good times.