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Pituca FairChang

Married to Garth

Join date: 17 May 2003

Posts: 2,679

06-22-2003 10:18

uh oh!!!

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"Soy muy pituca"

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Hikaru Yamamoto

Oldbie

Join date: 10 Mar 2003

Posts: 895

06-22-2003 10:56

*Does the happy dance* DARWIN IS STAYING YAAAAAAAY

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Its hippos all the way down...

Jonathan VonLenard

Resident Hippo

Join date: 8 May 2003

Posts: 632

06-22-2003 11:03

where did anyone say anything about Hippo's being republican?

I think each hippo should make his own choice, but any hippo that i have must be a republican

I couldn't live with myself if my hippo became a democrat

JV

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All the struggle we thought was in vain
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And now that we're here, it's so far away
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Pituca FairChang

Married to Garth

Join date: 17 May 2003

Posts: 2,679

06-22-2003 11:51

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Question: Why do you say hippos are Republicans
I thought Elephants were republicans
and Democrats are Donkey, Mules
Libertarians are Penquins
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I thought every one knew that Hippos are Anarchists.

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"Soy muy pituca"

Jonathan VonLenard

Resident Hippo

Join date: 8 May 2003

Posts: 632

Great Hippo Joke

06-22-2003 14:51

Ok Guys I got a great hippo joke here....

Two hippos are sitting in a swamp, and one says to the other, oh you're lazy, you're fat and you smell, and all you do all day is sit in a swamp. So the other says Don't be so hippocritical

LOL its a riot!

JV

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"Now that we're here, it's so far away
All the struggle we thought was in vain
And all the mistakes, one life contained
They all finally start to go away
And now that we're here, it's so far away
And I feel like I can face the day
And I can forgive
And I'm not ashamed to be
The Person that I am today"

Rick Crossing

Registered User

Join date: 7 Apr 2003

Posts: 69

06-23-2003 03:44

JV

Thank you, that is a joke to take us through the day.
Very good

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RC and a Moon Pie.
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Darwin Appleby

I Was Beaten With Satan

Join date: 14 Mar 2003

Posts: 2,779

06-23-2003 09:05

LOL That's a great one JV!

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Darwin Appleby

I Was Beaten With Satan

Join date: 14 Mar 2003

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06-24-2003 13:11

Jonathon had this idea to host a hippo party. I'm posting this because I have too much free time.

Anywho, I think this is a good idea, and we should have a hippo party with a hippo contest and hippo joke telling time.

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Dionysus Starseeker

Mostly Harmless

Join date: 31 Dec 1969

Posts: 764

06-25-2003 16:08

One day, the hippos are going to come from the land beyond and eat you all for desecrating their image in a 3D format...
Repent!

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Darwin Appleby

I Was Beaten With Satan

Join date: 14 Mar 2003

Posts: 2,779

06-26-2003 08:52

Interesting, Dio... :|

hehe j/k.

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Jonathan VonLenard

Resident Hippo

Join date: 8 May 2003

Posts: 632

06-26-2003 08:56

Desecrating? no we are honoring them, our hippos in world are a tribute to the greatness and mightyness of our Lord Hippo's.

Let all non believers be struck down by their mighty weight and powerful teeth!

Hippo's we call for you to take over, the time is now!!!!!

JV

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"Now that we're here, it's so far away
All the struggle we thought was in vain
And all the mistakes, one life contained
They all finally start to go away
And now that we're here, it's so far away
And I feel like I can face the day
And I can forgive
And I'm not ashamed to be
The Person that I am today"

Dionysus Starseeker

Mostly Harmless

Join date: 31 Dec 1969

Posts: 764

06-27-2003 10:01

I told you, these aliens MUST work for the hippos; I saw the craft the other day, and I swear a hippo was on board! The hippos have called their galactic pals to probe the non-believers!!!

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James Miller

Village Idiot

Join date: 9 Jan 2003

Posts: 1,500

06-27-2003 10:23

So much talk about Hippos, but, where are the ferrets?? Does no one care about the ferrets??

Jonathan VonLenard

Resident Hippo

Join date: 8 May 2003

Posts: 632

06-27-2003 10:41

From: someone

Originally posted by Dionysus Starseeker
I told you, these aliens MUST work for the hippos; I saw the craft the other day, and I swear a hippo was on board! The hippos have called their galactic pals to probe the non-believers!!!

For uncovering our sinister plot I will have you probed twice as often, miserable Human-Avatar-Thing....

Mwahahahahahaha

JV Evil Hippo

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"Now that we're here, it's so far away
All the struggle we thought was in vain
And all the mistakes, one life contained
They all finally start to go away
And now that we're here, it's so far away
And I feel like I can face the day
And I can forgive
And I'm not ashamed to be
The Person that I am today"

Jonathan VonLenard

Resident Hippo

Join date: 8 May 2003

Posts: 632

06-27-2003 10:42

From: someone

Originally posted by James Miller
So much talk about Hippos, but, where are the ferrets?? Does no one care about the ferrets??

Does anything happen when you hit Ctrl, Shift, Alt, F????? Does it say Ferrets!!!? No!!!

But what happens whenyou hit Ctrl. Shift, Alt, H!!!! IT SAYS HIPPOS!!!

So that should answer your question as to if anyone cares about Ferrets.

JV Hippo Enthusiast

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"Now that we're here, it's so far away
All the struggle we thought was in vain
And all the mistakes, one life contained
They all finally start to go away
And now that we're here, it's so far away
And I feel like I can face the day
And I can forgive
And I'm not ashamed to be
The Person that I am today"

Aurelie Starseeker

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Join date: 31 Dec 1969

Posts: 550

06-27-2003 11:09

lol....don't ask me why i went looking for something along the lines of a hippo joke, but here is what i found

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How to pack a Hippo

Packing Hippos

You'll need:

1,000-gallon tank per hippo 1,000 gallons of water Crane 1-pound sedative Soothing hippo music 2 Aspirin (for you)

How to pack:

1. Fill your tank with 800 gallons of water. Start yesterday. Remember, a medium-sized hippo takes up at least 200 gallons. (Just out of curiosity, why do you have a hippo, anyway?)

2. Apply sedative. Take two Aspirin.

3. Hold it, hold it - put the hippo in the tank, first. Start with soothing hippo music, followed by a large winch and crane.

4. Now go relax in a hot bath before the forklift arrives.

WAIVER: We in no way advocate moving a hippo or any animal without the express advice and consent of your local vet or zoo keeper. If you'd like advice from a veterinarian on moving with pets click here.

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lol

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Darwin Appleby

I Was Beaten With Satan

Join date: 14 Mar 2003

Posts: 2,779

06-28-2003 11:53

lol, start yesterday... that's a good one.

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Darwin Appleby

I Was Beaten With Satan

Join date: 14 Mar 2003

Posts: 2,779

06-30-2003 09:28

Come on everyone, the hippos thread is falling off the charts! Let's get rolling again!

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Touche.

Derek Jones

SL's Second Oldest Monkey

Join date: 18 Mar 2003

Posts: 668

06-30-2003 12:36

heh I would have fun packing a hippo, but more fun packing a blue whale!

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Hikaru Yamamoto

Oldbie

Join date: 10 Mar 2003

Posts: 895

06-30-2003 12:37

I've done it! I've made the ultimate hippo! Its a giant hippo thats double the size of King Kong, has lasor beam eyes, nitris injection, cloaking ability, giant butterfly wings, psychic future sight, radar, razor sharp teeth, a long tail with a snakes head at the end, and it spits a concentrated corrosive acid.

Lets see how those ferrets, skunks, tortoises, maggots, bunnies, and rinos last now

Its alive.........ITS ALIVE...........!!!!

Hikaru Yamamoto

Oldbie

Join date: 10 Mar 2003

Posts: 895

RECIPE FOR A HIPPOPOTAMUS SANDWICH

06-30-2003 12:42

Whos hungry for Hippo?

A hippo sandwich is easy to make.
All you do is simply take
One slice of Bread,
One slice of cake,
Some mayonnaise,
One onion ring,
One hippopotamus,
Once piece of string,
A dash of pepper-,
That ought to do it.
And now comes the problem....
Biting into it!

Hikaru Yamamoto

Oldbie

Join date: 10 Mar 2003

Posts: 895

06-30-2003 12:44

The Hippo-pot-a-Museum

An article of approximately 1,000 words on teaching technology

http://hazele.customer.netspace.net.au/hipmus.htm

Darwin Appleby

I Was Beaten With Satan

Join date: 14 Mar 2003

Posts: 2,779

06-30-2003 22:22

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun-positive.html

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Darwin Appleby

I Was Beaten With Satan

Join date: 14 Mar 2003

Posts: 2,779

07-06-2003 09:58

Woah, we were dying. Come on fellow hippofanians, let us boost ourselves in the forums once again!

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Touche.

Jonathan VonLenard

Resident Hippo

Join date: 8 May 2003

Posts: 632

07-06-2003 10:03

Hip Hip Hipporay!!!

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"Now that we're here, it's so far away
All the struggle we thought was in vain
And all the mistakes, one life contained
They all finally start to go away
And now that we're here, it's so far away
And I feel like I can face the day
And I can forgive
And I'm not ashamed to be
The Person that I am today"

Hippos
Pituca FairChang Married to Garth Join date: 17 May 2003 Posts: 2,679	06-22-2003 10:18 uh oh!!! + + + + + + + + + + "Soy muy pituca" _____________________
Hikaru Yamamoto Oldbie Join date: 10 Mar 2003 Posts: 895	06-22-2003 10:56 Does the happy dance DARWIN IS STAYING YAAAAAAAY _____________________ http://slurl.com/secondlife/Europa/152/33/69/ Its hippos all the way down...
Jonathan VonLenard Resident Hippo Join date: 8 May 2003 Posts: 632	06-22-2003 11:03 where did anyone say anything about Hippo's being republican? I think each hippo should make his own choice, but any hippo that i have must be a republican I couldn't live with myself if my hippo became a democrat JV _____________________ "Now that we're here, it's so far away All the struggle we thought was in vain And all the mistakes, one life contained They all finally start to go away And now that we're here, it's so far away And I feel like I can face the day And I can forgive And I'm not ashamed to be The Person that I am today"
Pituca FairChang Married to Garth Join date: 17 May 2003 Posts: 2,679	06-22-2003 11:51 ________________________ Question: Why do you say hippos are Republicans I thought Elephants were republicans and Democrats are Donkey, Mules Libertarians are Penquins ____________________ I thought every one knew that Hippos are Anarchists. + + + + + + + + + + + "Soy muy pituca"
Jonathan VonLenard Resident Hippo Join date: 8 May 2003 Posts: 632	Great Hippo Joke 06-22-2003 14:51 Ok Guys I got a great hippo joke here.... Two hippos are sitting in a swamp, and one says to the other, oh you're lazy, you're fat and you smell, and all you do all day is sit in a swamp. So the other says Don't be so hippocritical LOL its a riot! JV _____________________ "Now that we're here, it's so far away All the struggle we thought was in vain And all the mistakes, one life contained They all finally start to go away And now that we're here, it's so far away And I feel like I can face the day And I can forgive And I'm not ashamed to be The Person that I am today"
Rick Crossing Registered User Join date: 7 Apr 2003 Posts: 69	06-23-2003 03:44 JV Thank you, that is a joke to take us through the day. Very good ___________________ Rick Crossing ___________________ RC and a Moon Pie. ___________________
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	06-23-2003 09:05 LOL That's a great one JV! _____________________ Touche.
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	06-24-2003 13:11 Jonathon had this idea to host a hippo party. I'm posting this because I have too much free time. Anywho, I think this is a good idea, and we should have a hippo party with a hippo contest and hippo joke telling time. _____________________ Touche.
Dionysus Starseeker Mostly Harmless Join date: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 764	06-25-2003 16:08 One day, the hippos are going to come from the land beyond and eat you all for desecrating their image in a 3D format... Repent! _____________________ Life beyond Second Life? Nah... "...you will get as many answers as people you ask." -- Kenichi Chen hehe... yep
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	06-26-2003 08:52 Interesting, Dio... :\| hehe j/k. _____________________ Touche.
Jonathan VonLenard Resident Hippo Join date: 8 May 2003 Posts: 632	06-26-2003 08:56 Desecrating? no we are honoring them, our hippos in world are a tribute to the greatness and mightyness of our Lord Hippo's. Let all non believers be struck down by their mighty weight and powerful teeth! Hippo's we call for you to take over, the time is now!!!!! JV _____________________ "Now that we're here, it's so far away All the struggle we thought was in vain And all the mistakes, one life contained They all finally start to go away And now that we're here, it's so far away And I feel like I can face the day And I can forgive And I'm not ashamed to be The Person that I am today"
Dionysus Starseeker Mostly Harmless Join date: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 764	06-27-2003 10:01 I told you, these aliens MUST work for the hippos; I saw the craft the other day, and I swear a hippo was on board! The hippos have called their galactic pals to probe the non-believers!!! _____________________ Life beyond Second Life? Nah... "...you will get as many answers as people you ask." -- Kenichi Chen hehe... yep
James Miller Village Idiot Join date: 9 Jan 2003 Posts: 1,500	06-27-2003 10:23 So much talk about Hippos, but, where are the ferrets?? Does no one care about the ferrets??
Jonathan VonLenard Resident Hippo Join date: 8 May 2003 Posts: 632	06-27-2003 10:41 From: someone Originally posted by Dionysus Starseeker I told you, these aliens MUST work for the hippos; I saw the craft the other day, and I swear a hippo was on board! The hippos have called their galactic pals to probe the non-believers!!! For uncovering our sinister plot I will have you probed twice as often, miserable Human-Avatar-Thing.... Mwahahahahahaha JV Evil Hippo _____________________ "Now that we're here, it's so far away All the struggle we thought was in vain And all the mistakes, one life contained They all finally start to go away And now that we're here, it's so far away And I feel like I can face the day And I can forgive And I'm not ashamed to be The Person that I am today"
Jonathan VonLenard Resident Hippo Join date: 8 May 2003 Posts: 632	06-27-2003 10:42 From: someone Originally posted by James Miller So much talk about Hippos, but, where are the ferrets?? Does no one care about the ferrets?? Does anything happen when you hit Ctrl, Shift, Alt, F????? Does it say Ferrets!!!? No!!! But what happens whenyou hit Ctrl. Shift, Alt, H!!!! IT SAYS HIPPOS!!! So that should answer your question as to if anyone cares about Ferrets. JV Hippo Enthusiast _____________________ "Now that we're here, it's so far away All the struggle we thought was in vain And all the mistakes, one life contained They all finally start to go away And now that we're here, it's so far away And I feel like I can face the day And I can forgive And I'm not ashamed to be The Person that I am today"
Aurelie Starseeker :) Join date: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 550	06-27-2003 11:09 lol....don't ask me why i went looking for something along the lines of a hippo joke, but here is what i found --- How to pack a Hippo Packing Hippos You'll need: 1,000-gallon tank per hippo 1,000 gallons of water Crane 1-pound sedative Soothing hippo music 2 Aspirin (for you) How to pack: 1. Fill your tank with 800 gallons of water. Start yesterday. Remember, a medium-sized hippo takes up at least 200 gallons. (Just out of curiosity, why do you have a hippo, anyway?) 2. Apply sedative. Take two Aspirin. 3. Hold it, hold it - put the hippo in the tank, first. Start with soothing hippo music, followed by a large winch and crane. 4. Now go relax in a hot bath before the forklift arrives. WAIVER: We in no way advocate moving a hippo or any animal without the express advice and consent of your local vet or zoo keeper. If you'd like advice from a veterinarian on moving with pets click here. ---- lol _____________________
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	06-28-2003 11:53 lol, start yesterday... that's a good one. _____________________ Touche.
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	06-30-2003 09:28 Come on everyone, the hippos thread is falling off the charts! Let's get rolling again! _____________________ Touche.
Derek Jones SL's Second Oldest Monkey Join date: 18 Mar 2003 Posts: 668	06-30-2003 12:36 heh I would have fun packing a hippo, but more fun packing a blue whale! _____________________ The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one
Hikaru Yamamoto Oldbie Join date: 10 Mar 2003 Posts: 895	06-30-2003 12:37 I've done it! I've made the ultimate hippo! Its a giant hippo thats double the size of King Kong, has lasor beam eyes, nitris injection, cloaking ability, giant butterfly wings, psychic future sight, radar, razor sharp teeth, a long tail with a snakes head at the end, and it spits a concentrated corrosive acid. Lets see how those ferrets, skunks, tortoises, maggots, bunnies, and rinos last now Its alive.........ITS ALIVE...........!!!!
Hikaru Yamamoto Oldbie Join date: 10 Mar 2003 Posts: 895	RECIPE FOR A HIPPOPOTAMUS SANDWICH 06-30-2003 12:42 Whos hungry for Hippo? A hippo sandwich is easy to make. All you do is simply take One slice of Bread, One slice of cake, Some mayonnaise, One onion ring, One hippopotamus, Once piece of string, A dash of pepper-, That ought to do it. And now comes the problem.... Biting into it!
Hikaru Yamamoto Oldbie Join date: 10 Mar 2003 Posts: 895	06-30-2003 12:44 The Hippo-pot-a-Museum An article of approximately 1,000 words on teaching technology http://hazele.customer.netspace.net.au/hipmus.htm
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	06-30-2003 22:22 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun-positive.html _____________________ Touche.
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	07-06-2003 09:58 Woah, we were dying. Come on fellow hippofanians, let us boost ourselves in the forums once again! _____________________ Touche.
Jonathan VonLenard Resident Hippo Join date: 8 May 2003 Posts: 632	07-06-2003 10:03 Hip Hip Hipporay!!! _____________________ "Now that we're here, it's so far away All the struggle we thought was in vain And all the mistakes, one life contained They all finally start to go away And now that we're here, it's so far away And I feel like I can face the day And I can forgive And I'm not ashamed to be The Person that I am today"

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