The man is gonna crack down soon..
They music industry is asking Kazaa, Imesh and all the others for their user lists.... ughh, don't make me go to jail!!!!
oh well, better download lots more while i can!!!
I'd pay for games if they weren't so damn expensive and could hold my attention for more than 2 weeks... rarely do they do that though.... I hate paying 50 bucks a pop for something i'll play for maybe a month if i'm lucky..
JV
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Jonathan VonLenard
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07-27-2003 23:12
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"Now that we're here, it's so far away
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Darwin Appleby
I Was Beaten With Satan
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07-28-2003 08:33
If you go to jail we'll all miss you.
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Jonathan VonLenard
Resident Hippo
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07-29-2003 09:20
Yeah Jails not too bad well county jail at least... reminisces about rough drunken nights.....
anyways.... i'd like to see them try to arrest 10's of millions of americans... it won't happen. I don't really download many games actually, i just didn't want to wait to go to the store to get Black and White so i did download it!!! Have you seen the plans for B&W2?? It looks awesome... They had voting for new creatures but we missed it.... when they get ready for B&W 3 or an expansion we need to be ready to represent for the Hippos!!!!! JV _____________________
"Now that we're here, it's so far away
All the struggle we thought was in vain And all the mistakes, one life contained They all finally start to go away And now that we're here, it's so far away And I feel like I can face the day And I can forgive And I'm not ashamed to be The Person that I am today" |
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Jonathan VonLenard
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07-29-2003 09:50
Uh oh, we have a problem, there is one thread with more replies than this one! We need to rally and kick its scrawny butt. yes the voting booth thread under events has over 300 posts... quick, start posting mindless dribble (since of course everything we've posted prior to now has been the most intellectual dribble).
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"Now that we're here, it's so far away
All the struggle we thought was in vain And all the mistakes, one life contained They all finally start to go away And now that we're here, it's so far away And I feel like I can face the day And I can forgive And I'm not ashamed to be The Person that I am today" |
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Dionysus Starseeker
Mostly Harmless
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07-29-2003 18:26
The voting booth thread gets at least 1 post per day, plus every voting booth complaint... We don't really stand much of a chance.
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Pituca FairChang
Married to Garth
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07-29-2003 18:39
Oh yes we do Jon!!!!
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Hikaru Yamamoto
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07-29-2003 21:06
This is mindless dribble, yes extremly mindless, i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless?i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless?
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Darwin Appleby
I Was Beaten With Satan
Join date: 14 Mar 2003
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07-29-2003 22:07
And page #17, meet the pyschopathic hippo-obssesed retards.
 btw I understand how hippocritical this is.... bad joke, baaaad joke... _____________________
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David Cartier
Registered User
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07-30-2003 05:33
Hikaru, you have WAY too much time on your hands, LOL.
Either that or you have lost your mind... Originally posted by Hikaru Yamamoto This is mindless dribble, yes extremly mindless, i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless?i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? 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Jonathan VonLenard
Resident Hippo
Join date: 8 May 2003
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07-30-2003 05:37
Originally posted by Hikaru Yamamoto This is mindless dribble, yes extremly mindless, i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless?i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? i dunno how mindless it is, just enough mindless to be considered mindless by most readers who read this, and being mindless this post really has no point whatso ever other than to state that it is mindless, so you can see how mindless this can get, and how it can just go on and on and never end cause of its mindlessness, but it probably istn't mindless enough if you are still reading this, so it still has to go on. every forum needs its own mindless dribble, because without that then what would be considered interesting and what would be considered mindless? Actually Hik, I didin't find that mindless at all, you made some really good points. Very deep interesting thoughts in there. And great job driving them home by repeating 100 times  I look forward to more of your "mindless" dribble. JV _____________________
"Now that we're here, it's so far away
All the struggle we thought was in vain And all the mistakes, one life contained They all finally start to go away And now that we're here, it's so far away And I feel like I can face the day And I can forgive And I'm not ashamed to be The Person that I am today" |
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Pituca FairChang
Married to Garth
Join date: 17 May 2003
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07-30-2003 08:34
Interesting "bump" Hik, David and Jon! Poor Dar's response got lost in there. You effectively bracketed him. Don't let them get away with that Dar.
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Darwin Appleby
I Was Beaten With Satan
Join date: 14 Mar 2003
Posts: 2,779
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07-30-2003 08:57
lol It's ok!
Very good dribble Hikaru, we all look forward to more of it. _____________________
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Jack Skallagrimson
バナナの電話!
Join date: 17 Jul 2003
Posts: 63
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07-30-2003 09:21
well, good use of the word "mindless" and thats the longest post i've ever seen, its a bit creepy, and you created one of the hippos that everyone uses... sheesh, and i love hippos, exept the fact that the largest kill count in Africa is from hippos, ever notice the size of their mouth and teeth... yikes, but in conclusion... HIPPOS ROCK!
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Misnomer Jones
3 is the magic number
Join date: 27 Jan 2003
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07-30-2003 09:41
nay I say. The person who actually had the time to try and read that massive block of words is the one with too much time on their hands!
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Darwin Appleby
I Was Beaten With Satan
Join date: 14 Mar 2003
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07-30-2003 21:19
Heh, Misnomer pities the foo.
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Xavier VonLenard
Registered User
Join date: 21 Nov 2002
Posts: 273
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07-31-2003 06:49
The post used the word mindless - 151 times, dribble - 16 times, hippo - 0 times.
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Hikaru Yamamoto
Oldbie
Join date: 10 Mar 2003
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07-31-2003 07:32
i was thinking about putting the word hippo in there somewhere but i figured that it would take the mindless out of the dribble since the hippo is so smart.
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Jonathan VonLenard
Resident Hippo
Join date: 8 May 2003
Posts: 632
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07-31-2003 11:34
Actually rethinking my fears of the Voting Booth Thread beating us, I may have forgotten one facter.
It is around 300 replies I believe but has been around a lot longer. So we are right on track to passing it up! Keep up the great work Hippo Lovers! Hip Hip Horay! JV _____________________
"Now that we're here, it's so far away
All the struggle we thought was in vain And all the mistakes, one life contained They all finally start to go away And now that we're here, it's so far away And I feel like I can face the day And I can forgive And I'm not ashamed to be The Person that I am today" |
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Hikaru Yamamoto
Oldbie
Join date: 10 Mar 2003
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07-31-2003 13:29
Q. How do you know if there are 3 Hippos in your fridge ?
A. You wouldn't be able to close the door Q. How do you fit a Hippo into a mini ? A. You can't, they refuse to wear them because they don't like cold legs Q. What's gray and is seen at all the best parties ? A. A Hippo with a press pass Q. What is big, gray, has 4 legs and flies ? A. A Hippo wearing jeans Q. What else is big, gray, has 4 legs and flies ? A. A dead Hippo Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw 6 Hippos walking up a Hill ? A. Look, there go 6 hippos walking up a hill Q. How do you tell a Russian hippo ? A. You don't, It could be a spy ! Q. What do you get if you cross a Hippo with a Mouse ? A. Whapping great holes in the skirting boards Q. What else do you get if you cross a Hippo with a Mouse ? A. The Nobel prize for biology Q. What do you give a Hippo with Diarrhoea ? A. Lots of room Q. What did the Hippo say to the Chinese Ambassidor ? A. Nothing, Hippo's can't speak Chinese Q. What game do Hippos play in a Mini ? A. Squash Q. What is big, grey, and very very very puzzled ? A. A hippo doing a Rubik cube |
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Hikaru Yamamoto
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Join date: 10 Mar 2003
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07-31-2003 13:32
What do you call an insincere hippo?
A hippocrite. How can you get a hippo to do whatever you want? Try hipponotism. How do hippos commute? In a hippopotabus. What do you call two hippos riding a bicycle? Optimistic. How do you vaccinate a hippo? With a hippodermic needle. What did the hippo get when he started exercising every day? Hippopotamuscles. How can you be sure that a hippo is telling you the truth? Have him take the Hippocratic Oath. What do hippos put on their hot dogs? Hippopotamustard. Where should you bury a dead hippo? In a hippocrypt. What did the hippo get when he stopped shaving? A hippopotamustache. What happens to hippos who get too cold? They get hippothermia. What do you call a hippo who thinks he's sick? A hippochondriac. What do hippos make when they form a band? Hippopotamusic. What's more difficult than getting a hippo into the back seat of your car? Getting TWO hippos into the back seat of your car. |
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Hikaru Yamamoto
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Join date: 10 Mar 2003
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07-31-2003 13:38
The Most Famous Hippopatamus Ever
On May 25,1850 a hippo namd Obaysch and his owner arrived in London and were taken to the zoological gardens in Regents park where the hippo was now to live. Shortly after his arrival several thousand people lined up each Saturday to see Obaysch. Queen Victoria brought her children and wrote observations in her diarly about the hippo's behavior. The "Hippopatamus Polka" was instituted and became a big hit at around this time. Sadly the hippo's fame did not last long. In 1851 new exotic animals arrived in London and Obaysch's popularity dwindled. The following poem was published in the British humour magazine Punch. I'm a hippish Hippopatamus and don't know what to do. For the public is inconstant and a fickle one, too. It smiled once upon me, and now I'm quite forgot; Neglected in my bath, and left to go to pot. He was then forgotten and became like the other animals in the zoo, a mere distraction until his death in March of 1878. He was 29 years old a young age for a hippopatamus. This time Punch once again published a poem as a sort of obituary to the once great Obaysch. URM'P! Urm'p! A feeble grunt! I fail apace. Old Hippo's mighty yet melodious bass Sinks to a raucous whisper, short, not sweet!... I dreamt of {the White Nile}last night, the unctuous ooze Were one might take one's ease, and bask and snooze... Ah, well! I've had my triumphs, and am yet A Public Pet! |
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Darwin Appleby
I Was Beaten With Satan
Join date: 14 Mar 2003
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08-01-2003 15:20
lmao awesome Hikaru!!
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Pituca FairChang
Married to Garth
Join date: 17 May 2003
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08-01-2003 15:29
Hik is very "Hip"po.
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CrowCatcher Valen
Senior Member
Join date: 2 May 2003
Posts: 290
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Jeeeez, Hik!
08-01-2003 15:44
You must be really old to remember that.
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Darwin Appleby
I Was Beaten With Satan
Join date: 14 Mar 2003
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08-02-2003 22:49
lol CC. Let's call CrowCatcher CC, because CC can also mean carbon copy. Yes, I'm that old
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Touche.
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