Hippos

---100th POST ON THIS THREAD! YAY WE DID IT!!!!!!------
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ok and continuing on...

That's so sad Derek! You should go on Dr. Phil

oooooooooo, only one more post till we hit 100! OH wait, this is that post, YAY!!!!!!!!

Happy 100th POST!!

noooooooooooo, Darwin Beat me to it at the last second........................................

btw, i had a bunny once, was only a baby. His name was buns, he got sick and died right in my hands.

What is it with all these dead bunnies?

That's sad. My pets live so much longer than my friends. We both each bought cats from the same breeder at the same time. I was just a baby. But theirs lived only until 8 and mine is still alive. Same age as me. My friend and I also got parrots and theirs died in one month. Mine is still alive luckily.

btw my rabbit was named Flopsy (There were four bunnies: Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, and Peter Rabbit) Don't confuse it with Peter Linden(Woo how much dummer can my post get?)

My pets always seem to die on me My first bird, chipper, got a tumor on him then after he had surgery (extremly expensive and hes a small bird) he picked his stitches and bleed to death. And the worst of it was i knew he was picking at them and i told my dad and he didn't think there was anything wrong. My 2nd bird was Pete, we got another bird for my brother and named him Tommy too. Then Tommy turned out to be a female so we named her Tommi. Pete and Tommi had 1 baby. Pete had a crop infection at that time and gave it to the baby, so the baby died. Then Pete had surgury. Then he died later. Just recently Darter(our blue indian ring neck) died, we think he fell and broke his neck in his cage.

Those are sad(and gruesome) details of your pets. My bird, Paul, who I named after a family member very close to be, got his blood test back. We thought he was a boy due to being sexually attracted to my GF, lol, but he went to the vet with a condition only birds get. So we ordered blood tests to check gender and he is a she. lol. Now she is named Paulette

hey what happened to more whacky insane pointless posts? lol

I was either inadvertantly watching "Animal Planet" or purposly watching "The Discovery Channel" and the narrator said:

"Hippos are the most deadly creatures in Africa. They are second in human kills per year only to mosquitoes."

It was something like that, but the base facts are there. The bunnies don't stand a chance. The hippos will build giant mosquitoe nets and rule the world. Oh yes, your final day has come human!

P.S. Sorry if I've repeatedly spelled "mosquitoe" wrong (Gotta get in good with them until the hippos prepare the global takeover)

Hippos are nothing compared to a giant Tortoise (800 tons+). It will walk through town shaking it's head in aggrevation making buildings fall and beware of its giant feet mashing everything in its path.

Beware the giant tortoise is comming

Your Tortoise ( voice out of sync ) is nothing compared to the power of a fully armored flying Hippo of Death. You will be scorched and die in the fires of his lava breath, Linden be praised.

We would also like to report there are NO Tortoise at the airport. I will take you there in 1 hour, and we will beat the
Tortoise that is not there with our shovels.

SL Information Ministry

There are no tortoises at the airport:

I hate to fly now because I am afraid of that tortise!

So now I will get one huge macaw with a crushing beak to kill the tortise and fly around that. Then I will get it to attack the human killing hippo! Then my macaw will rule the world!

Your macaw is powerless against the mosquitoes though. Creatures with feathers can't put mosquitoe nets up. Besides, Hippos have planned for your macaw onslaught. They will not, nay... cannot be taken so easily!

THose damn hippos! Now it is time for the power...of the FERRET! The ferret will call upon their relatives, the skunk, and overpower the hippos. While the ferret will use it's amazing slinky like body to wrap itself around a tree for no real reason!

As for those misquitos, we have something called bug-b-gone or something. WOOHOO FOR REPELLENT! Either that or the macaw uses it's talking ability and turns it into usefulness and builds a giant spider reproduction factory to kill those misquitos! HURRAY FOR ARACHNIDS AND SLINKY ANIMALS!

No way will ferrets and skunks take over, you think the smell of a skunk is bad huh? Just wait till the Hippos unleash their terrible secret weapon..... THE HIPPO FART! Nothing is more deadly and this will take care of anything your measly animals can come up with! The era of the Hippo is upon us!

All bow down to the Hippos!

I happen to love ferrets, but, don't give them balloons, they choke...then we will have dead ferrets...kinda like bunnies!

Well that ferret better not come by me, cause i've got jumping beans Mwahahahahaha.

The ferret and the macaw have teamed up with the giant spiders to make a new maggot species which will crawl into the heads of the hippo and eat away at their brain.

Then the spiders will find what's left of my bunny and Hikaru's bunnies and make zombie bunnies to combat the hippos with no brains!

Aha.. you forget that the hippo has teeny tiny ears... you can't breed a bird/arachnid THAT small...

I am breeding maggots fool! These maggots are small enough to get into the small, small head of the hippo! The rabbits will conquer the brianless hippos then dominate the world!!! I am making those zombie rabbits in world now!

yeah... well... my flying super hippo doesn't have ears.. oooohhh yeah.. he can hear vibrations though...

Dion, I think you should still have your Hippo cover up all the other holes as well. You never know where magots can go. If not i can still give you my Woodpeker to sit on top of your hippo for protection. Should a magot try to crawl up its....um...end, the woodpeker will know what to do.

Hey all you Hippo Lovers!

Come to Rte. 66 tonight for the trivia and Raffle and check out Woodworths, there is a Hippo for sale! I'm gonna buy me 1 or 10 or 50 and take over SL with an Army of Hippo's!

Tons of other great stuff there too, so come on over!

JV