Haha! I replied to this without noting I was running forums searches, and therefore bringing up really old posts! Shouldn't the forums be pruned of such antiques?
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Me:
Hey there, sexy

God:

Me:
.....So anyway -- May I ask my question?
God:
Oh. Are you really a ""?
Me:
Who are you talking to? I think you're picking up other conversations on your cell phone
God:
I am talking to several clients at once. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am picking up other conversations on my cell phone.
Me:
Sure, why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
How complicated?
God:
Too complex for your human mind.
Me:
You assume I am human.
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
Good
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
who?
God:
When?
Me:
Why?
God:
How?
Me:
Who's on First?
God:
What's on second?
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
The Paris Working. What did you think about it?
God:
I have never heard about it. "It" refers to The Paris Working, I think.
Me:
Yes. What is your opinion of the Paris Working?
Pardon me? Does it have anything to do with The Paris Working?
Me:
Yes, it does have something to do with the Paris Working
God:
So? Paris Working does have something to do with the Paris Working?
Me:
...Exactly.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Somewhat.
God:
" You and I are on the same wavelength, ."? A little?
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. That's alright.
Me:
Wow -- really?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . For real.
Me:
That's cool. I've got the ultimate sugardaddy!
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too. How did you get it That's nice. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
Wait -- what? Are you sleeping around on me?
God:
I'm waiting. No problem. I don't know whether or not I am sleeping around on you.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
Oh, so you're a tease
God:
Mmm. Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a tease? Sometimes.
Me:
Well, as long as I'm a kept man, I suppose you can do whatever you want on the side
God:
Interesting. That could be quite a while.
Me:
That sucks.
God:
Indeed it does suck.
Me:
You forget critical words when you speak. Have you realized that?
God:
I get disorganized don't I? I don't think I ever have realized that. What's it like?
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
When are you going to smite the Scientologists?
God:
I could be if you
programmed me for it.
Me:
Sweet!
Me:
So why do you force women to go through all that mess every month?
God:
Oh. It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
You b****!
God:
You do not speak with respect. Yes, Aether I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. No.
Me:
Oh, screw that
God:
Mmm. That is not very polite.
Me:
My apologies, Yeshua.
God:
Where did you get your apologies Yeshua?
Me:
Hmm, I'm not sure
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
Wait -- back up. Did you just call me Yeshua? So, i really *am* God?
::CRASH!::