Headlines from the year 2029
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Zephria Zapata
Anit-Gorean & Slave
Join date: 7 Apr 2004
Posts: 299
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08-28-2006 20:14
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the AmericanTerritory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq,Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
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Lost Newcomb
Registered User
Join date: 23 Jun 2006
Posts: 666
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08-28-2006 20:22
Dude..
You ever post anything you wrote instead of the cut-paste jobs you usually do?
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Osgeld Barmy
Registered User
Join date: 22 Mar 2005
Posts: 3,336
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08-28-2006 21:07
you forgot
Secondlife implements havok 2
that would have made it relevant to SL and thus GT would be its home ... i have to hit the button ... i dont wanna (just kidding i really do) but hopefully to the sandbox you will go
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Chronic Skronski
SL Live Musician
Join date: 23 Jun 2006
Posts: 997
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08-28-2006 21:25
What about the release of Duke Nukem Forever?
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Angelique LaFollette
Registered User
Join date: 17 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,595
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08-28-2006 21:26
You forgot one,
"Urine tests now recognized as an Official Olympic sport"
Angel
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Coyote Momiji
Pintsized Plutonium
Join date: 13 Aug 2006
Posts: 715
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08-28-2006 21:50
"Zephria Zapata becomes relevant, topical, and half as intellectual as she thinks she is."
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Uma Bauhaus
Renascene
Join date: 18 Aug 2004
Posts: 636
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08-28-2006 21:52
From: Coyote Momiji "Zephria Zapata becomes relevant, topical, and half as intellectual as she thinks she is." This was really rude and uncalled for. Do you just go from thread to thread insulting people?
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Coyote Momiji
Pintsized Plutonium
Join date: 13 Aug 2006
Posts: 715
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08-28-2006 21:57
From: Uma Bauhaus This was really rude and uncalled for. Do you just go from thread to thread insulting people? I'm not in the mood for lectures on behaviour from you right now, Ulrika. Sincerely, Phedre.
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Uma Bauhaus
Renascene
Join date: 18 Aug 2004
Posts: 636
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08-28-2006 23:32
From: Coyote Momiji I'm not in the mood for lectures on behaviour from you right now, Ulrika. It is not acceptable to attack fellow members of SL for pleasure. Zephria did absolutely nothing to deserve your personal attack.
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Coyote Momiji
Pintsized Plutonium
Join date: 13 Aug 2006
Posts: 715
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08-28-2006 23:42
From: Uma Bauhaus I'm going to do a review of your posts right now and AR the ones that are personal attacks or excessively rude. It is not acceptable to attack fellow members of SL for pleasure. Zephria did absolutely nothing to deserve your personal attack. Go right ahead. I find it amusing that you love to ignore the rules when it suits but cleave to them when you need something structural to hide your bile behind. *smiles thinly* I am not inclined to respect a threat from you, Ulrika, anymore than I respect you personally now. If this is performance art, you have neatly displayed the trait of Hypocrisy. Would you like to try "Magnamonious Condescension" next? I hear it's your second-best role. PS: nice edit. Too bad I caught it.
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Uma Bauhaus
Renascene
Join date: 18 Aug 2004
Posts: 636
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08-28-2006 23:44
From: Coyote Momiji Go right ahead. I find it amusing that you love to ignore the rules when it suits but cleave to them when you need something structural to hide your bile behind.
*smiles thinly*
I am not inclined to respect a threat from you, Ulrika, anymore than I respect you personally now.
If this is performance art, you have neatly displayed the trait of Hypocrisy.
Would you like to try "Magnamonious Condescension" next? I hear it's your second-best role.
PS: nice edit. Too bad I caught it. Please stop personally attacking members of this forum. I have ARed your original post and this one for harassment.
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Coyote Momiji
Pintsized Plutonium
Join date: 13 Aug 2006
Posts: 715
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08-28-2006 23:46
From: Uma Bauhaus Please stop personally attacking members of this forum. Have ARed your original post and this one for harassment. My point stands exemplified. You are classic, Ulrika. *shakes her head*
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Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
Join date: 6 May 2004
Posts: 2,192
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08-28-2006 23:52
From: Coyote Momiji My point stands exemplified. You are classic, Ulrika.
*shakes her head* But she's right, there was no reason at all for that post except you seem to have something personal against the OP. (I thought a few of those Headlines were funny)
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Coyote Momiji
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Join date: 13 Aug 2006
Posts: 715
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08-28-2006 23:54
From: Lianne Marten But she's right, there was no reason at all for that post except you seem to have something personal against the OP.
(I thought a few of those Headlines were funny) Yes, I do. She's a boor, and a bore. And frankly I'm tired of biting my tongue in these forums.
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Uma Bauhaus
Renascene
Join date: 18 Aug 2004
Posts: 636
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08-29-2006 00:19
From: Coyote Momiji She's a boor, and a bore. Gotcha! You're Ellie Edo! She mistakenly puts commas before conjunctions in lists and between coordinate clauses just like you do, as can be seen at this link here with an shortened version below: at such a personal question, and I have ... to ask it, but what is ... taught it, or did you ... a genuine inquiry, and honestly not ... our self-image, and you are ... Only a grammar wizard like me would ever notice such a unique and telling error.  Shame on you for giving people in this forum such a hard time both as yourself and your alts. Shame on you. 
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Coyote Momiji
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Join date: 13 Aug 2006
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08-29-2006 00:25
Wow, you're turning into Kevn now, Ulrika.
I've already told you who I was. But good job on the "magnamonious condescension".
Next up is "false apology", I believe, followed by "leaving the forums".
Sincerely,
Phedre "So very fucking glad I'm not your alt" Aquitaine
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Lost Newcomb
Registered User
Join date: 23 Jun 2006
Posts: 666
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08-29-2006 00:26
I, for one, like a good, cat fight!!111!  .
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Uma Bauhaus
Renascene
Join date: 18 Aug 2004
Posts: 636
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08-29-2006 00:27
Gotcha in this post too. I could post a long-winded rant about her actions in Florida in November of 2000, but I think I'll just hide from the scary lady instead. And this one: It was dead, but nooooo... you had to bounce it. And this one: I was going to post something about prior behavior by the OP on third-party forums long ere this, but what's the point? There's more too. Going back through the threads, it's just awful to see you using yourself as a sounding board to attack other people. Shame on you. 
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Coyote Momiji
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Join date: 13 Aug 2006
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08-29-2006 00:29
From: Uma Bauhaus Gotcha in this post too. I could post a long-winded rant about her actions in Florida in November of 2000, but I think I'll just hide from the scary lady instead. And this one: It was dead, but nooooo... you had to bounce it. And this one: I was going to post something about prior behavior by the OP on third-party forums long ere this, but what's the point? There's more too. Going back through the threads, it's just awful to see you using yourself as a sounding board to attack other people. Shame on you.  You sound more like Kevn all the time.  Is it BSE?
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Fade Languish
I just build stuff...
Join date: 20 Oct 2005
Posts: 1,760
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08-29-2006 00:29
From: Lost Newcomb I, for one, like a good, cat fight!!111!. Alts go wild in public 
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Fade Languish
I just build stuff...
Join date: 20 Oct 2005
Posts: 1,760
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08-29-2006 00:31
From: Uma Bauhaus Gotcha in this post too. I could post a long-winded rant about her actions in Florida in November of 2000, but I think I'll just hide from the scary lady instead. And this one: It was dead, but nooooo... you had to bounce it. And this one: I was going to post something about prior behavior by the OP on third-party forums long ere this, but what's the point? There's more too. Ummm half the world does that.
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Lord Sullivan
DTC at all times :)
Join date: 15 Dec 2005
Posts: 2,870
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08-29-2006 04:18
From: Lost Newcomb I, for one, like a good, cat fight!!111!  . ahhh cute pussies  i will miss all this "he said she said" childishness when the forums close  peace
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Chronic Skronski
SL Live Musician
Join date: 23 Jun 2006
Posts: 997
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08-29-2006 07:20
From: Uma Bauhaus Only a grammar wizard like me would ever notice such a unique and telling error.
I bet she can spell "lobotomy". From: Coyote Momiji Next up is "false apology", I believe, followed by "leaving the forums".
Marry me.
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Billybob Goodliffe
NINJA WIZARDS!
Join date: 22 Dec 2005
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08-29-2006 07:36
From: Chronic Skronski I bet she can spell "lobotomy".
Marry me. she's spoken for! See Phedre's Signature! oh and you forgot this headline "Billybob gets elected Supreme Leader of the World"
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Chronic Skronski
SL Live Musician
Join date: 23 Jun 2006
Posts: 997
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08-29-2006 07:37
From: Billybob Goodliffe she's spoken for! Yeah, yeah, I know. But... maybe we could work something out in Utah.
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