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Kiamat Dusk
Protest Warrior
Join date: 30 Sep 2004
Posts: 1,525
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10-03-2005 16:22
I usually sit for my first pee of the morning as the inevitable morning wood makes aiming difficult unless I prop myself against the wall and lean at a 45 degree angle. Sitting is much easier.
-Kiamat Dusk
...has been known to pee in the sink...
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"My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape." -Bret Easton Ellis 'American Psycho' "Anger is a gift." -RATM "Freedom" From: Vares Solvang Eat me, you vile waste of food. (Can you spot the irony?) http://writing.com/authors/suffer
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
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10-03-2005 16:48
From: Garnet Psaltery There's gratitude for you. The thing about maggots is... they're still hungry after they finish the gangrene. It's not so much ingratitude as necessity.
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"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence."
-Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
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