Poll: Do You Pee In The Shower?

So...there I was, peeing in the shower when I got to wondering "Do other people pee in the shower?" A yes answer doesn't mean you do it *everytime* you get in the shower (geez, I hope not), it simply means if you're already in there when you hear nature's call, you don't feel the need to hop out to answer it.


-Kiamat Dusk

Everyone pees in the shower.

Only men pee in the shower.

I know girls that pee in the shower.

I pee in Chance's shower.

By "shower," he of course means "mouth." ...Minty.

If I leave upper deckers, does that fit this thread?

Why's this poll public? Hahaha.

I can now point at Neehai and say, "HA! You pee in the shower!

Feel your heartbeat next to mine.

Me and my wacky yellow euphemisms!

See, this is why you have to finish "Girl with Curious Hair". There is a story about how David Letterman is really an evil debaser, and only the select few know about it. Chance, when have I ever led you wrong (urination excluded)?

Well, that second story about the guy having the heart attack was pretty infuriating. #&^#*!!!

Urination is wrong?

I told you to skip that one! You are also missing out on a hot story about Pat Sajak and Alex trebek if memory (not harker!) serves me correctly. Just sayin'

I don't pee in the shower cuz I don't have a seperate bathtub. I probably would if the tub were seperate.

Then I suggest using the sink so you get your fix!

I read that one. That was the first one. I liked that one a lot despite the stumbling descriptive style at the beginning (which seemed to be the entirety of the second story). The first one was what encouraged me to read the second. I think the one you told me to skip was the title story, "girl with curious hair."

Oh yeah. Skip that one too. Actually go straight to the last story.

Awright, awright! Get a room, you two!

Preferably one with a tiled floor and a floor drain!

only men pee in the sink.

*Co-stan-za*

ewww. I can't believe the vote is 2:1 for peeing in the shower!

I also pee in the sink. Sometimes you just need to multitask in front of the mirror.

Other places I pee:

On trees
On bushes
In the snow
In a jar
On the side of the road
In the ocean
Off a boat
In the desert
In the pool (yes, I will admit it)

I have two rather funny pee stories that both involve my haste in getting out of airports.

One was when I arrived in India once. I was travelling first class and was the first person off the plane. I bribed everyone on the way out of the airport and made it to the exit in record time. (amazing what a few US one dollar bills will get you) But, I had forgotten to stop and pee on the way out. I had items that I did not want to risk getting taken while I was in the airport. (nothing really illegal or dangerous)

I ask my driver if there is anywhere I can pee on the way to the hotel and he says sure. A couple of minutes later on the road out of the airport he pulls over to the side of the road and points me to the bushes. So I step out to the side of the road and start having what seems to be the longest pee of my life. It was one of those pees where you have to start monitoring the ground to make sure the stream isn't puddling up under your feet!

About mid-pee all the people behind me getting off the plane, some of them business associates start driving by an I am just letting loose on the side of the road. I joked with everyone later that I feel the need to "mark" every new country when I arrive.

The second stoy took place in Nigeria. Just as before I was in a hurry to get out of the airport and didn't take time to pee. There was a truck overturned on the only road leading from the airport and the traffic was backed up for a long way. It took over an hour just to the leave the airport road.

One in a more populated part of town the diver pulls over to the side of the road and points me towards an abandoned wall that must have once been part of a bulding. He directs me to go behind there and take care of business. So I go and uneventfully pee. I had a Nigerian guard with me who insisted on standing beside me to protect me while I went. I considered asking if he woudl hold it for me so I could multitask just to fuck with him.

As I am walking back to the vehicle I notice a sigh chastizing Nigerians for still urinating in public. It asked, Are you educated? Employed? And still urinate in public? And then somethig to the effect of how it was shameful and a bad sign of the underdeveloped society. I had to laugh as a white man pissing in public.

I am a firm believer that one should piss when they need to piss.

Your not alone, Nehai. I heard Adam Corola say on Loveline that he pees in the sink. He said he'd been doing it regularly ever since "Drew told me that urine was sterile." Apparently it's a source of anymosity between him and his wife, but he did raise a valid point. It's a lot less accident-prone than peeing in the toilet. You never have to worry about missing the bowl and hitting the floor, or about those uncontrollable split streams that go off in two or more directions at once since the sink is right at waist height. The sink is placed where the "apparatus" can fit right into it, as opposed to the toilet, which is several feet below.