Poll: Do You Pee In The Shower?

Amazing how men never seem to hit on the obvious solution for all these "pee problems."

Just sit down.

This also eliminates (excuse the pun) all the problems your "errant" urine causes for everyone else. What a whacky solution eh? Who'da thunk that there would be one right under your nose like that?

Edit: Urine may be sterile, but peeing in the sink is disgusting IMO. I think even most men would agree with that.

i pee in the shower LIKE ITS 1999

I know at least one woman who pees in the sink, but she's flexible.

I am never inconvenienced thanks to this :

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People would think I'm a girlie-man

And, yes, people would know, because I refuse to close the br door

Yuck! The female one doesn't look that leak proof either. Rather wear a pad. Or even a diaper

But Sara and Kara from Cincinnati say it works great. How could you doubt them?

According to the army survival guide, urine is also good for killing the maggots that ate your gangrene.

Clearly you've never had a penis.

I refuse to sit down to pee since I had a rather unfortunate accident.

You see, even sitting, Mr. Hooha has his own sense of direction. One day I was happily sitting on the toilet pissing away. It sounded a little strange but I thought I was just hitting the side of the bowl.

Then I noticed the warm feeling a my feet.

Yes, Mr. Hooha had aimed his power pee stream right between the crack below the toilet seat and the toilet bowl. I was pissing all over the floor.

Men were meant to see their mighty stream of urine shooting forth from their bodies. Anything that prevents this is unnatural and can lead to a messy bathroom floor.

I never knew I had so many pee stories. Although, considering how much I pee, I've hardly talked about it at all.

Maybe you could consier some potty training for Mr. Hooha. Sounds like Mr. Hooha lacks discipline.

Well, not necessarily. It's a matter of flow and restiction. For the female, flow is pretty simple. The female urethra is only 1-2 inches long and is is positioned to point more or less straight down when sitting, completely unrestricted, without any twists or turns whatsoever. For the male, it's quite different. The urethra is 8-10 inches long, and takes a couple of sharp turns before reaching termination. Let me describe the "plumbing configuration," and I think you'll understand.

The first turn in the male urethra is where it exits the bottom of the pelvis. It turns from from pointing down to pointing forward so that it can run along the bottom of the crotch, above the scrotum, and meet up with the penis, which of course is based in front of the crotch. Once the urethra enters the penis, it can either continue to go straight or take up to a 180 degree turn, depending on how the penis is positioned. When the male is standing to pee, he is free to hold the penis straight out or just simply let it hang, which allows for the most unrestricted flow. When he's sitting on the toilet, he must push or fold the penis under him so that it can aim into the bowl. The natural position of the penis when the male is sitting is to lay parallel to the thighs, resting on the seat. Forcing it to point underneath the pelvis creates anywhere from a 90 to a 180 degree bend, which seriously inhibits flow. It's not uncommon at all for a male who pees sitting down to be unable to get it all out until he stands up. If the man has an enlarged prostate, things are even more complicated.

See this section of healthopedia.com for some pretty good diagrams.

In short, guys are just not built to pee sitting down. It can be done, sure, but it's difficult and not entirely effective.


Well, the best solution is either to do what the astronauts do, which is suction, or else to use a urinal. Urinals work just great in public restrooms. I've always wondered why they don't put them in home bathrooms.


Agreed, but only because of social conditioning. There's no legitimate reason why peeing in the sink is actually bad, other than that we've been conditioned not to do it.

They do put urinals in home bathrooms. They just call them sinks.

Here's your problem right here.

*sigh*

Well I dont want to start a third flame war with you Chosen, but I must say you have an annoying habit of treating me particualrly (and females in general), as if they were about 6 years old. The condescension in your remarks is often palpable.

I am a 46 year old female with a genius level IQ, I dont need some "knowledge channel description" of male plumbing thank you very much, and I can assure you I am perfectly aware of the physical differences between boys and girls.

Not everyone is the idiot you assume them to be genius.

Please note that I am not trying to be personal or make a personal attack, I actually dont ever want to talk to you, as I have found most everything you have ever said to me to be kind of condescending in the exact same way. It probably be best if you just stopped replying to my posts as it is my experience that ingrained attitudes of this sort are almost impossible to change and it is likely that we will only continue to drive each other nuts.

I find your stance in general to be that of a classic "male chauvanist" in the true 1970's meaning of the term. I actually have suspected several times that you might merely be role-playing in that regard as I find it hard to believe folks like that still exist in today's world, but I suppose I am wrong.

Again, I truly do not wish to insult or offend you, I am trying to be specific and honest about my feelings here only because we always seem to have this communication problem. I am trying to solve that problem by laying my cards on the table in terms of letting you to know how truly offensive you sometimes come across to me so we can perhaps avoid these misunderstandings in the future.

If you feel insulted in any way by what I have said, please feel free to insult me back. I wont report you and I hope you wont report me. You can even attack me in game if you want for revenge, but I feel it's really better for everyone if you just stop talking to me.

My apologies to those folks viewing this thread, to whom this post might seem like a huge overreaction on my part considering what was said, but needless to say, there is a bit of "history" here that I wont go into.

I would also like to note for the record that Chosen is one of those folks that continually helps people out on the forums and possibly does not intend to be offensive or whatever. He is also one of the first people to answer a newbie question etc., and is probably not a bad guy AFAIK.

Does anybody shower in the pee?

My shower won't reach to my toilet, tried it!

Have you tried starting a syphon?

I don't but my gf loves to pee on my leg while in the shower.

Not so bad during cold Winter months.

She says that in her culture it is some kind of magic to keep other women away.

Does it work? What, do you think I am stupid? I am not telling.

I eat in the shower.

Yeah, I pee in the shower and many other places. I'd rather pee outside than use a public restroom. I've also (years ago) had to pee in a gas station restroom, one friend claimed the trashcan and one the toilet. My big ass shouldn't have decided to pee in the sink as it came out of the wall. Good thing about being out of state that day! Yes, you may have guess it, I _like_ pee!

I take baths, and y'all can stay out of my shower!

Is she a cat perhaps? Or maybe a wolf?

They are very territorial with their spraying.