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Finning Widget

No Ravens in my Mailbox

Join date: 27 Feb 2006

Posts: 591

08-11-2006 09:23

From: Kevn Klein

Tell me, what good is an Ulrika without a Kevn on a forum? Boring!

You're confusing "Villain" with "Nemesis" again.

pandastrong Fairplay

all bout the BANG POW NOW

Join date: 16 Aug 2004

Posts: 2,920

08-11-2006 09:29

From: Ordinal Malaprop

We're more Chaucerian at secondcitizen.

Ordinal +5

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~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media

"That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline."

~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.

Zapoteth Zaius

Is back

Join date: 14 Feb 2004

Posts: 5,634

08-11-2006 10:01

I'm gonna have to ask you participate in the Sandbox forum. Can't give you moderation abilities, so heres a picture of a horse:

.. Zap -5

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Pol Tabla

synthpop saint

Join date: 18 Dec 2003

Posts: 1,041

08-11-2006 10:14

Dear Ulrika-

Please join me in the Mystery Machine. We will drive around and solve crimes.

Sincerely,
Pol Tabla

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Lucifer Baphomet

Postmodern Demon

Join date: 8 Sep 2005

Posts: 1,771

08-11-2006 11:52

SecondCitizen Ulrika, we have Pie smilies.....
And Kendra
Panda
Leck
Sally
Sio
Alex
Chance
Phee
etc etc etc
you know it makes sense

but dont neglect SLU as well

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Leilany LaFollette

Not old, just older

Join date: 11 Jan 2004

Posts: 686

08-11-2006 11:55

From: Ulrika Zugzwang

Whoever wants me is going to have to toss in moderation privileges. I will edit all of Kevn's posts, replacing "God" with the words "pink sock". Seriously though. I'll need to be a moderator.

~Ulrika~

OK, if this really happens, please let me know where!!

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Es el libertador. Es el océano, lejos, allá, en mi patria, que me espera...

Ulrika Zugzwang

Magnanimous in Victory

Join date: 10 Jun 2004

Posts: 6,382

08-11-2006 12:00

From: Eggy Lippmann

Right now I am working for Gwyneth Llewelyn.

I am so sorry to hear that you're working for that ethically bankrupt fool. She is among a group in SL I hold in the absolute lowest regard for their failure (one among many) to uphold the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

If it is benefiting you though, I guess I can try and overlook it. :/

~Ulrika~

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Chik-chik-chika-ahh

Vivianne Draper

Registered User

Join date: 15 Sep 2005

Posts: 1,157

08-11-2006 12:06

oh quatloos is so not obscure! come on that was one the best star trek's EVAR

anyway look any place that makes Ulrika a mod gets me too but not exclusively cause uh... well she'll prolly ban me in my first week. But nonetheless it will be fun while it lasts.

From: Ulrika Zugzwang

I <3 obscure Star Trek references!

You are so damn hip Kendra! If I had a nickel for every phrase or fun reference you brought up (and I later incorporated), I'd be rich.

~Ulrika~

Vivianne Draper

Registered User

Join date: 15 Sep 2005

Posts: 1,157

08-11-2006 12:08

is that like your own private idaho?

From: Jake Reitveld

hmmm My own private ulrika.

that might be worth a mac pro to run some forums on.

Jellin Pico

Grumpy Oldbie

Join date: 3 Aug 2003

Posts: 1,037

08-11-2006 13:08

Will we get to poke you with sharp sticks through the bars?

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From: Trinity Serpentine

Jellin, you are soooooo FIC! Fabulous, Intelligent and Cute

Ulrika Zugzwang

Magnanimous in Victory

Join date: 10 Jun 2004

Posts: 6,382

08-11-2006 13:29

From: Jellin Pico

Will we get to poke you with sharp sticks through the bars?

Is that your final offer? Sharp sticks and bars? Hmm. I'm going to entertain some other offers and get back with you.

Seriously. First one to give me mod powers gets me. I promise no locked threads or suspensions but I do reserve the right to add adjectives to people's sentences to make them sound smart, funny, silly, or evil depending on whether or not I like them.

~Ulrika~

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Chik-chik-chika-ahh

Iris Ophelia

Blue-Stocking Suffragette

Join date: 15 Mar 2006

Posts: 138

08-11-2006 13:40

From: Vivianne Draper

is that like your own private idaho?

Ulrika is Keanu Reeves, and we are all her narcoleptic male prostitutes. One days she will leave us for a girl and a suit, and we will fall sleep in the middle of a road somewhere and get dragged off presumably to made into flesh-suits like leatherface had.

What?

Ulrika Zugzwang

Magnanimous in Victory

Join date: 10 Jun 2004

Posts: 6,382

08-11-2006 14:15

From: Iris Ophelia

Ulrika is Keanu Reeves, and we are all her narcoleptic male prostitutes. One days she will leave us for a girl and a suit, and we will fall sleep in the middle of a road somewhere and get dragged off presumably to made into flesh-suits like leatherface had.

What?

This was wonderfully surreal and then suddenly hysterical. The final "what?" at the end made me lose it.

~Ulrika~

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Chik-chik-chika-ahh

Ulrika Zugzwang

Magnanimous in Victory

Join date: 10 Jun 2004

Posts: 6,382

08-11-2006 14:18

OK. So here's what I'm going to need. Instead of site-wide moderation, which implies responsibilities, I'd instead like a sub-forum of my own where I could moderate. I'd mostly use it to have fun (at the expense of others), lead intriguing debates (usually winning), and lash out my enemies (the many). Any offers?

~Ulrika~

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Chik-chik-chika-ahh

Chronic Skronski

SL Live Musician

Join date: 23 Jun 2006

Posts: 997

08-11-2006 15:05

From: Ulrika Zugzwang

I will edit all of Kevn's posts, replacing "God" with the words "pink sock".

Pink sock is love.

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Joannah Cramer

Registered User

Join date: 12 Apr 2006

Posts: 1,539

08-11-2006 15:31

From: Ulrika Zugzwang

OK. So here's what I'm going to need. Instead of site-wide moderation, which implies responsibilities, I'd instead like a sub-forum of my own where I could moderate. I'd mostly use it to have fun (at the expense of others), lead intriguing debates (usually winning), and lash out my enemies (the many). Any offers?

Just add a forum to Neualtenburg page, or start a blog? You can then do all these to your heart content...

Cristiano Midnight

Evil Snapshot Baron

Join date: 17 May 2003

Posts: 8,616

08-11-2006 15:35

From: Ulrika Zugzwang

OK. So here's what I'm going to need. Instead of site-wide moderation, which implies responsibilities, I'd instead like a sub-forum of my own where I could moderate. I'd mostly use it to have fun (at the expense of others), lead intriguing debates (usually winning), and lash out my enemies (the many). Any offers?

~Ulrika~

Done - you can pick the name, and have full moderation on that subforum only. It can even have its own direct access URL (like ulrika.sluniverse.com).

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Kevn Klein

God is Love!

Join date: 5 Nov 2004

Posts: 3,422

08-11-2006 15:48

From: Ulrika Zugzwang

OK. So here's what I'm going to need. Instead of site-wide moderation, which implies responsibilities, I'd instead like a sub-forum of my own where I could moderate. I'd mostly use it to have fun (at the expense of others), lead intriguing debates (usually winning), and lash out my enemies (the many). Any offers?

~Ulrika~

Yes, yes. That would suit you well. I remember your mod skills. That way you never really need to debate anyone. If they disagree with you, you simply edit/delete their posts. That's the ticket, yeah!

Vicenzo Ludovico

Official Thread Killer

Join date: 20 Feb 2005

Posts: 35

08-11-2006 15:57

I'll offer 2 sticks of juicy fruit and a pixy stick.

Moonshine Herbst

none

Join date: 19 Jun 2004

Posts: 483

08-11-2006 16:37

I just wonder what it will cost to keep you out of a forum, Ulrika? That is kinda more interesting to me.

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Jonas Pierterson

Dark Harlequin

Join date: 27 Dec 2005

Posts: 3,660

08-11-2006 16:56

From: Ulrika Zugzwang

I've received one email and two PMs from external forum owners asking me to join their forums. I'm going to say this right up front. If you want me to participate, you're going to have to make it worth my while. What perks will you give me for joining your forum? Making me a moderator with the ability to edit people's posts for humor, spite, and confusion is a guaranteed winner. Make me an offer.

The winning bidder will receive my exclusive participation, with the exception of http://forums.secondcitizen.com/, which I desperately love.

~Ulrika~

2 pennies

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Good freebies here and here

I must protest. I am not a merry man! - Warf, ST: TNG, episode: Qpid

You killed my father. Prepare to die. - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride

You killed My father. Your a-- is mine! - Hellboy

Ulrika Zugzwang

Magnanimous in Victory

Join date: 10 Jun 2004

Posts: 6,382

08-11-2006 17:06

From: Moonshine Herbst

I just wonder what it will cost to keep you out of a forum, Ulrika? That is kinda more interesting to me.

Bring me the skull of Gwyneth Llewelyn.

~Ulrika~

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Chik-chik-chika-ahh

Ulrika Zugzwang

Magnanimous in Victory

Join date: 10 Jun 2004

Posts: 6,382

08-11-2006 17:08

From: Cristiano Midnight

Done - you can pick the name, and have full moderation on that subforum only. It can even have its own direct access URL (like ulrika.sluniverse.com).

SOLD!

I love the idea of the direct-acess URL! If you're serious about this, I'll start a poll to come up with a forum name.

~Ulrika~

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Chik-chik-chika-ahh

Zonax Delorean

Registered User

Join date: 5 Jun 2004

Posts: 767

08-11-2006 17:20

This reminds me of an English word:

egoism

1. Excessive love and thought of self; the habit of regarding one's self as the center of every interest.

though maybe narcissm is a better fit.

(Wiktionary)

Jillian Callahan

Rotary-winged Neko Girl

Join date: 24 Jun 2004

Posts: 3,766

08-11-2006 17:21

From: Zonax Delorean

This reminds me of an English word:

egoism

1. Excessive love and thought of self; the habit of regarding one's self as the center of every interest.

though maybe narcissm is a better fit.

(Wiktionary)

You say that like it'd be a suprise for anyone.

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Finning Widget No Ravens in my Mailbox Join date: 27 Feb 2006 Posts: 591	08-11-2006 09:23 From: Kevn Klein Tell me, what good is an Ulrika without a Kevn on a forum? Boring! You're confusing "Villain" with "Nemesis" again.
pandastrong Fairplay all bout the BANG POW NOW Join date: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 2,920	08-11-2006 09:29 From: Ordinal Malaprop We're more Chaucerian at secondcitizen. Ordinal +5 _____________________ "Honestly, you are a gem -- fun, creative, and possessing strong social convictions. I think LL should be paying you to be in their game." ~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media "That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline." ~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.
Zapoteth Zaius Is back Join date: 14 Feb 2004 Posts: 5,634	08-11-2006 10:01 I'm gonna have to ask you participate in the Sandbox forum. Can't give you moderation abilities, so heres a picture of a horse: .. Zap -5 _____________________ I have the right to remain silent. Anything I say will be misquoted and used against me. --------------- Zapoteth Designs, Temotu (100,50) ---------------
Pol Tabla synthpop saint Join date: 18 Dec 2003 Posts: 1,041	08-11-2006 10:14 Dear Ulrika- Please join me in the Mystery Machine. We will drive around and solve crimes. Sincerely, Pol Tabla _____________________
Lucifer Baphomet Postmodern Demon Join date: 8 Sep 2005 Posts: 1,771	08-11-2006 11:52 SecondCitizen Ulrika, we have Pie smilies..... And Kendra Panda Leck Sally Sio Alex Chance Phee etc etc etc you know it makes sense but dont neglect SLU as well _____________________ I have no signature,
Leilany LaFollette Not old, just older Join date: 11 Jan 2004 Posts: 686	08-11-2006 11:55 From: Ulrika Zugzwang Whoever wants me is going to have to toss in moderation privileges. I will edit all of Kevn's posts, replacing "God" with the words "pink sock". Seriously though. I'll need to be a moderator. ~Ulrika~ OK, if this really happens, please let me know where!! _____________________ Es el libertador. Es el océano, lejos, allá, en mi patria, que me espera...
Ulrika Zugzwang Magnanimous in Victory Join date: 10 Jun 2004 Posts: 6,382	08-11-2006 12:00 From: Eggy Lippmann Right now I am working for Gwyneth Llewelyn. I am so sorry to hear that you're working for that ethically bankrupt fool. She is among a group in SL I hold in the absolute lowest regard for their failure (one among many) to uphold the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. If it is benefiting you though, I guess I can try and overlook it. :/ ~Ulrika~ _____________________ Chik-chik-chika-ahh
Vivianne Draper Registered User Join date: 15 Sep 2005 Posts: 1,157	08-11-2006 12:06 oh quatloos is so not obscure! come on that was one the best star trek's EVAR anyway look any place that makes Ulrika a mod gets me too but not exclusively cause uh... well she'll prolly ban me in my first week. But nonetheless it will be fun while it lasts. From: Ulrika Zugzwang I <3 obscure Star Trek references! You are so damn hip Kendra! If I had a nickel for every phrase or fun reference you brought up (and I later incorporated), I'd be rich. ~Ulrika~
Vivianne Draper Registered User Join date: 15 Sep 2005 Posts: 1,157	08-11-2006 12:08 is that like your own private idaho? From: Jake Reitveld hmmm My own private ulrika. that might be worth a mac pro to run some forums on.
Jellin Pico Grumpy Oldbie Join date: 3 Aug 2003 Posts: 1,037	08-11-2006 13:08 Will we get to poke you with sharp sticks through the bars? _____________________ It's Official! From: Trinity Serpentine Jellin, you are soooooo FIC! Fabulous, Intelligent and Cute
Ulrika Zugzwang Magnanimous in Victory Join date: 10 Jun 2004 Posts: 6,382	08-11-2006 13:29 From: Jellin Pico Will we get to poke you with sharp sticks through the bars? Is that your final offer? Sharp sticks and bars? Hmm. I'm going to entertain some other offers and get back with you. Seriously. First one to give me mod powers gets me. I promise no locked threads or suspensions but I do reserve the right to add adjectives to people's sentences to make them sound smart, funny, silly, or evil depending on whether or not I like them. ~Ulrika~ _____________________ Chik-chik-chika-ahh
Iris Ophelia Blue-Stocking Suffragette Join date: 15 Mar 2006 Posts: 138	08-11-2006 13:40 From: Vivianne Draper is that like your own private idaho? Ulrika is Keanu Reeves, and we are all her narcoleptic male prostitutes. One days she will leave us for a girl and a suit, and we will fall sleep in the middle of a road somewhere and get dragged off presumably to made into flesh-suits like leatherface had. What?
Ulrika Zugzwang Magnanimous in Victory Join date: 10 Jun 2004 Posts: 6,382	08-11-2006 14:15 From: Iris Ophelia Ulrika is Keanu Reeves, and we are all her narcoleptic male prostitutes. One days she will leave us for a girl and a suit, and we will fall sleep in the middle of a road somewhere and get dragged off presumably to made into flesh-suits like leatherface had. What? This was wonderfully surreal and then suddenly hysterical. The final "what?" at the end made me lose it. ~Ulrika~ _____________________ Chik-chik-chika-ahh
Ulrika Zugzwang Magnanimous in Victory Join date: 10 Jun 2004 Posts: 6,382	08-11-2006 14:18 OK. So here's what I'm going to need. Instead of site-wide moderation, which implies responsibilities, I'd instead like a sub-forum of my own where I could moderate. I'd mostly use it to have fun (at the expense of others), lead intriguing debates (usually winning), and lash out my enemies (the many). Any offers? ~Ulrika~ _____________________ Chik-chik-chika-ahh
Chronic Skronski SL Live Musician Join date: 23 Jun 2006 Posts: 997	08-11-2006 15:05 From: Ulrika Zugzwang I will edit all of Kevn's posts, replacing "God" with the words "pink sock". Pink sock is love. _____________________ A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
Joannah Cramer Registered User Join date: 12 Apr 2006 Posts: 1,539	08-11-2006 15:31 From: Ulrika Zugzwang OK. So here's what I'm going to need. Instead of site-wide moderation, which implies responsibilities, I'd instead like a sub-forum of my own where I could moderate. I'd mostly use it to have fun (at the expense of others), lead intriguing debates (usually winning), and lash out my enemies (the many). Any offers? Just add a forum to Neualtenburg page, or start a blog? You can then do all these to your heart content...
Cristiano Midnight Evil Snapshot Baron Join date: 17 May 2003 Posts: 8,616	08-11-2006 15:35 From: Ulrika Zugzwang OK. So here's what I'm going to need. Instead of site-wide moderation, which implies responsibilities, I'd instead like a sub-forum of my own where I could moderate. I'd mostly use it to have fun (at the expense of others), lead intriguing debates (usually winning), and lash out my enemies (the many). Any offers? ~Ulrika~ Done - you can pick the name, and have full moderation on that subforum only. It can even have its own direct access URL (like ulrika.sluniverse.com). _____________________ Cristiano ANOmations - huge selection of high quality, low priced animations all $100L or less. ~SLUniverse.com~ SL's oldest and largest community site, featuring Snapzilla image sharing, forums, and much more.
Kevn Klein God is Love! Join date: 5 Nov 2004 Posts: 3,422	08-11-2006 15:48 From: Ulrika Zugzwang OK. So here's what I'm going to need. Instead of site-wide moderation, which implies responsibilities, I'd instead like a sub-forum of my own where I could moderate. I'd mostly use it to have fun (at the expense of others), lead intriguing debates (usually winning), and lash out my enemies (the many). Any offers? ~Ulrika~ Yes, yes. That would suit you well. I remember your mod skills. That way you never really need to debate anyone. If they disagree with you, you simply edit/delete their posts. That's the ticket, yeah!
Vicenzo Ludovico Official Thread Killer Join date: 20 Feb 2005 Posts: 35	08-11-2006 15:57 I'll offer 2 sticks of juicy fruit and a pixy stick.
Moonshine Herbst none Join date: 19 Jun 2004 Posts: 483	08-11-2006 16:37 I just wonder what it will cost to keep you out of a forum, Ulrika? That is kinda more interesting to me. _____________________
Jonas Pierterson Dark Harlequin Join date: 27 Dec 2005 Posts: 3,660	08-11-2006 16:56 From: Ulrika Zugzwang I've received one email and two PMs from external forum owners asking me to join their forums. I'm going to say this right up front. If you want me to participate, you're going to have to make it worth my while. What perks will you give me for joining your forum? Making me a moderator with the ability to edit people's posts for humor, spite, and confusion is a guaranteed winner. Make me an offer. The winning bidder will receive my exclusive participation, with the exception of http://forums.secondcitizen.com/, which I desperately love. ~Ulrika~ 2 pennies _____________________ Good freebies here and here I must protest. I am not a merry man! - Warf, ST: TNG, episode: Qpid You killed my father. Prepare to die. - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride You killed My father. Your a-- is mine! - Hellboy
Ulrika Zugzwang Magnanimous in Victory Join date: 10 Jun 2004 Posts: 6,382	08-11-2006 17:06 From: Moonshine Herbst I just wonder what it will cost to keep you out of a forum, Ulrika? That is kinda more interesting to me. Bring me the skull of Gwyneth Llewelyn. ~Ulrika~ _____________________ Chik-chik-chika-ahh
Ulrika Zugzwang Magnanimous in Victory Join date: 10 Jun 2004 Posts: 6,382	08-11-2006 17:08 From: Cristiano Midnight Done - you can pick the name, and have full moderation on that subforum only. It can even have its own direct access URL (like ulrika.sluniverse.com). SOLD! I love the idea of the direct-acess URL! If you're serious about this, I'll start a poll to come up with a forum name. ~Ulrika~ _____________________ Chik-chik-chika-ahh
Zonax Delorean Registered User Join date: 5 Jun 2004 Posts: 767	08-11-2006 17:20 This reminds me of an English word: egoism 1. Excessive love and thought of self; the habit of regarding one's self as the center of every interest. though maybe narcissm is a better fit. (Wiktionary)
Jillian Callahan Rotary-winged Neko Girl Join date: 24 Jun 2004 Posts: 3,766	08-11-2006 17:21 From: Zonax Delorean This reminds me of an English word: egoism 1. Excessive love and thought of self; the habit of regarding one's self as the center of every interest. though maybe narcissm is a better fit. (Wiktionary) You say that like it'd be a suprise for anyone. _____________________

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