I don't give access to my soul to Dicks.
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Ooookay. I don't want "access to your soul" - I (mistakenly?) thought you were asking a genuine question about why our perspectives might differ, and I was offering some possibilities.
Even if your answer is "NO" to all of them, that's putting you in the same category as two of the people I love most on the planet Earth, so it should be pretty clear that I'm not saying answering NO makes you a scumbag. I'm saying that if our experiences do differ on these points, then maybe that's why you don't find Chris's post offensive or bigoted, and I do. Because our perspectives have been shaped by different experiences and interests.
So I'm kind of at a loss to know why you're calling me a dick.
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But okay.
So am I sometimes but when did I mention length of post? I simply can't understand what you are on about that's all. You don't seem to be too bothered so we can let it go at that.
My apologies, I clearly misunderstood. All the other posters had seemed pretty clear on what the thread was about - but several people have commented (quite rightly!) on the length of my posts. I didn't realise the initial post was too confusing for you.
Also I don't like to mute people - bit bossy aren't you LOL.
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And here I thought I was just acknowledging that my posting style might not be everyone's cup of tea, and that I'd not be offended if you wanted to mute me.
Bossy.
Thanks for that, hon. I've not actually had quite enough accusations or name-calling here today, so I appreciate that. Especially with the LOL. Oh, how I do love a good LOL
:: takes a deep breath ::
:: manages not to embrace the Inner Snape ::
Well, no stinging retorts from me, despite being (apparently) a bossy dick.
Bloody good job, Orlando! Ten Housepoints to Ravenclaw.
... Somebody give me a vodka.