Important Skin Related Question!

Sorry, tool was indeed a typo, meant too. But I have to admit it is a suspiciously Freudian typo, isn't it?

On a more serious note: Ooh, a French maid outfit! One of those with the really short skirts I hope! I LOVE those. My favorite thing (well, okay, maybe after Gorean slave girl silks, maybe). For a French maid outfit, on the right girl, I certainly will get it straight! (Maybe even on the wrong girl. Depends)

[Sigmund Freud /me smiles, sits back, and decides that a cigar is not always just a cigar, after all.]

/me plunges giggling into her 6 foot deep pool of silks

Silks? You want silks? Let me see ...

Lets get a name for them too

How about SLipendales.


We can charge cover ...

Well will get more, of course!

And how bout a sign -

"Live Nude Men"

SLippendales! I love it!

Perhaps considering the continuance of this thread .. you might invite Strife along as a judge .. or contestant .. depending on how enigmatic they are feeling?

If we manage to set it up right - its not judges so much as -

"The audience"tm)

"The audiance"tm) will likely be waving 1 dollar bills in the air and shouting things like "Take it off honey!" and "Oh yeah"

and sending unasked for pictures based on comments in threads (actually one comment in one thread)

And yes, a member of "the audience"tm) works for me - despite everything, I'm not actually an expert

tell me if i'm wrong, but i though the whole reason for this was that it was ALREADY off.

Ah, well see, you are going to need to pick up a little dance, a little stripping dance so your big fella can come out and play . . . and be judged on it's matching ability.

That or you need to come up a pose where you have a huge grin on your face and your arms are bent, and one finger on each hand point to the particular item in question.

or a leaning back, nonchalant - "I'm better than this" pose . . .

ONES?!?!?!? ..... pah!

Well maybe L$100 bills. L$1 doesn't get you far these days, except to buy demos of hair. I'd pay our boys L$100 each to dance around. It can't be just random strangers though, meh, that's boring.

Lets see what theyve got before we start making 100L promisses.

TRY BEFORE YOU BUY NOW?!? .... does reputation stand for nothing now? ... Humph!

Erratum: scratch 'stand for' and insert 'mean'

You're going to have to put it on for this competition. You can't just rez it on the ground and expect it to do tricks. Besdies, this is SL. If you rez it on the ground, you might not get it back.

Reputation might be why she wants a demo before she buys.

Another thought ... you might pick up the wrong one afterwards ... Ewwwww!

people *will* listen to unfounded rumours!!!

Look, you gotta work it before you get any tips.

Let's face it. Take a look at the guys on this forum. Not all those rumors are unfounded. Heck, I'm proud of some of the ones involving me. We do in depth analysis of the skin tone of our junk; we steal women's underwear and auction it off on SL, we chase the cool kids around like puppy dogs; we just about get in fist fights when someone tries to fly over our virtual property; we make hobbit jokes, poop jokes, sex jokes, and God only knows what other kinds of jokes, and even though we make fun of noobs running around with their cartoon primneses hanging out, we're lining up to be SLippendales men. We're a lot of fun, but really, what a bunch of knuckleheads.

You forgot the pie.

Pie is a given. If you're serving it, Ann, we'll stand in line in the snow overnight to get it - like World Series tickets (not that I know what that's like, being a Mariners fan...sigh). But pie is sort of universal and non-gender specific. By "guys", I meant "men". The women in these forums aren't a bunch of knuckleheads; it's the men. We're lovable knuckleheads, but nonetheless, likely deserving of our reputations.

Really, the only justification to have men on the planet, given how much trouble they are with the wars and the arrogance and the incredible mess. Thank god it's enough.

You forgot corporate corruption, the glass ceiling, the decimation of the rain forests and NASCAR. I meant specifically the men in this forum, who I highly doubt are directly responsible for any of the above. Maybe. That Figtree guy is a little suspicious. He may have started a few wars in his time.

Well, if you just keep us around for fun, I can live with that. /me tips his hat to you, scratches himself and turns on ESPN.

The more I read from you, the more I think I love you......*Should that frighten me?*
Got room for me on that BiPlane?