Important Skin Related Question!

didnt you see the movie hun? - the short warped naked thing says "My precious" half the time

Well, if it's bilbo jr. then it's name is obviously frodo, no?

I just know that Merry and Pippen were spending way too much time together...

Well with those names - its pretty obvious, right?

Wonder if they match.

'Can Frodo come out to play?' .... /me shudders ... no, that won't work either!

Anyway .. why are you all picking on meeee? ... I'm going home .. <sulk>

ROFL no, I really *am* going home! You crack me up!

Hehe okay I tried out that movie website...

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=717b604130668a74ba2ace6d04436bc4

Thank-you. Now remember to lean way over, as I sit here in my wheelchair topless.

Ahhhh! Ageplay! I'm innocent. I was framed. I demand to speak to my lawyer! Wait. He charges too much and I think he drinks. OK, forget the lawyer. I demand to speak to my congressman! I know he drinks and he probably supports ageplay except on Sundays or when speaking to PTA's.

Hah. Well done, Oryx.

As long as you don't tumble down a cliff while I'm trying to write. How messed up am I that I think one of the funniest things I've ever seen in SL was you falling off a cliff in a wheelchair?

Background: biplane ride gone all wrong, stuck in sitting animation, Lexxi builds a wheelchair on the spot and promptly falls off a cliff. Bump, flip, roll, bump, smash CRASH into the ground.

Me: My God! Are you ok?
Lexxi (upside down, still attached to wheelchair): Ouch
Me: Trout Recreant is laughing like a hyena

And further background - I was never actually topless in this scene

oh, and I have no idea how messed up you are, but I'm as messed up as I also found it funny.

I assure all involved, though, that I was just trying to get the wheel-chair to move forward. I just changed the wrong box thingie. Though, I admit that when I saw that I could make myself land on top of a hill and then bounce down, I kept doing it.

Bottomless?

Nope, didn't see the movie, or read any of the books.

Well yes, but as I was squashed into a wheelchair with some major league casts on . . .

Oh, and I also admit that no one started crashing (as in crashing out of SL) until I started driving around in my car. And flying my car. The worst crash was when I went 200 mph and leaped up into the sky . . . and then just hovered frozen. One of those "oh, I'm in SL . .. . but not . .. but . . ."

/me pouts
It wasn't ageplay. That was Bilbo! You know, hobbits, short, etc.? Sheesh.

Right - considering the nature of this thread I should have noted that we were both fully clothed. The biplane ride that went horribly wrong was an actual biplane ride, not a metaphor for any kind of sex. I'm still not sure what I hit. It wasn't really a banline, but it wasn't a wall. It was sort of like curtains...weird. At any rate, it was a lot of fun, and pretty soon Lexxi will be all healed up and back to rubbing against people's legs and clawing the furniture.

Hah! I just noticed the pictures in Lexxi's post up above. That pretty much sums it up. Biplane crash, wheelchair, car wreck.

Awww ... you must really want sex now, then, right?

I turn my back for an instant and what happens? ... hmmm ? .. <tapping foot .. large .. hairy .. foot>

Strange .. didn't realise I could speak Swahilli ..... must be that last piece of Ann's pie had a babbler script in it!

Dammit! I suppose now, I'm going to have to really make my avie three feet tall!

S-ok, Bilbo. Until I joined SL, I had no idea I could dance, fly or produce plywood boxes out of thin air. Apparently, I'm GREAT at all those things! You should see me Tango. Anyway, speaking Swahili is well within the realm of possibilities. I suggest using it to pad your resume.

That thing we crashed into? It was the "wall" of the next Sim/Island. That Island wasn't open yet, and had that "wall" thing. Thought it was fun seeing my cart slide past the wall and roll around in there and then, as if by magic, come roaring back out and slam into me.

Oh, and I now have two bikes. So you wouldn't have to be the only one on a bike. One is an older style, and the other is a blimp powered by a bike.

A blimp powered by a bike? Wow, I haven't seen one of those since Jack Lemmon piloted one as Professor Fate in "The Great Race". I want one!

But...does the Blimp Match?

Come on, guys...Five more posts and this thread breaks the 500 barrier. (It's long since broken every other barrier I can think of...)

You can get them from Enkythings for 1L. They're a hoot. Mine doesn't match, but I never really thought to try to get it to match.

Oh my, I spent a lot more than that - got mine in Steelhead City Oregon (same place as the other bike). It isn't a thingie you rez then ride, it is a thingie you wear and the ride.

Ewww... a flesh-colored bicycle blimp. Sounds repulsive.

Sounds like a primnis to me!

i'll bite ... tho i've lost total track of what this thread is for ...