just ignore and let this one die

Whew...even skimming, it took nearly an hour to reach the working face of this thing.

I can't even say "Good Morning", 'cause it's after noon.

/me just waves to all the thready people.

Hi, Morpheus, thanks for popping in.
Thanks for great stories, Trout 'n Max.
Thanks for a great shoe link (TOES! woohoo!)

/me slyly slips a small calendar into CX's swordbelt pouch and runs away giggling.

Shopping Alert Ladies!!!!

http://www.seldomblue.blogspot.com/

Wow- I hope I will be that good one day- her stuff is awesome!

I just listed three new gowns in OnRez- you can see pix on the Shopping thread here
Critiques always welcome.

Hi Lindy!! /me waves

Awesome!! A higher compliment couldn't be paid to me.

Lindal thinks I am slow.

"CX"

Well....we all had our suspicions...

You'll tell me, won't you Max? *smiles and bats her eyelashes*

In all seriousness, I really liked the Sean Connery story. It cracked me up. My only good golf story involves me almost killing some poor old fart who was trimming his hedges. He used the same word Sean Connery used.

haha. It's not even a very exciting story. Messing around on a friend's Dad's boat, me and my pal decided we'd swagger into the yacht club bar and have a couple of underage beers. Our show of yacht club bravado was tempered by the fact that we were the only people in the place. This chap wanders in, sits at the bar and orders a beer, then turns and says hello. Now, what do you say to the sovereign majesty of Spain at a bar in a yacht club? As we were wrestling with the Spanish for "your highness" or whatever, Juan Carlos laughed, told us not to be silly, and ordered us a couple of San Miguels, before boring us to death with dull sailing talk.

Not as interesting as getting drunk with Sir Ben Kingsley and Alan Rickman in Stratford upon Avon, or bumping into the Bride of Wildenstein in the doorway of a London restaurant, mind.

My - you do get around!

OK- I have a what ever happened to - question... I can't recall her name exactly, but there was a lady who used to post often- she had dogs I think.. and she wrote in a very dainty fashion- may have had tigger or tiger or something similar in her name and I remember she was married and her husband was alo on the boards... anyone have a clue who i am talking about?

As this is my 666th post, it is incumbent upon me to post something suitably horrific.

What devilry created this? Here's the Bride of Wildenstein, in all her "glory"

Most deviants do....

Mrs Showdog Tiger. Classy lady, her posts are always a hoot to read.

OK- re the picture- holy crap! that's grosser than 3's recent forum pick and I avert my eyes from it consistently!

And yes, Brenda! That's her. What ever became of her? She hasn't been around in awhile.

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Well can you imagine actually bumping into it in a doorway?

Damien- is that a prickly pear?

Never mind that. What kind of maniac wants to wake up next to that every morning?

Yes, I believe so.

After many years of marriage, Alec allegedly began a affair. In response, around the age of 50, Jocelyn began undergoing a series of plastic surgeries. Alec began an affair with a Russian fashion model, and pointed a gun at his wife when she confronted him, for which he was briefly jailed. Divorce proceedings were initiated, but neither partner would agree to vacate the New York townhouse that was their main home, and they drew up a plan dividing the premises. Jocelyn found her retinue of servants reduced to one, and was denied access to the jet. She sued Alec for $200 million, and tens of millions in art and homes. She also demanded interim support of $200,000 per month. According to court documents of the divorce proceedings, Alec said that " couldn't even recognize my own wife up close. She seems to think that you fix a face the same way you fix a house."

Jocelyn was ultimately awarded tens of millions of dollars in the divorce. She also auctioned an estimated $10 million of jewelry given to her by Alec and devoted herself to New York social life.

In July 2000, the couple reportedly reunited. However, by 2008, she was in a relationship with the fashion designer Lloyd Klein, according to an interview the two gave on Entertainment Tonight.




Footnote: Alec Wildenstein died in February. That must have come as a blessed relief

Footnote 2: Who is this sick pervert Lloyd Klein?

Hey Lloyd! What first attracted you to multi-millionairess Jocelyn Wildenstein?

That's why I always carry a cross and a vial of holy water. Maybe a wooden stake and a mallet if it's a bad neighborhood.

I had never heard of that woman before just now- I thought it was a horrific photoshop thing- omg-I googled her...

That's what happens when you hit "randomize" on the sliders.

Since we seem to be fascinated by flowers and deviant behavior, I offer this:



"CX"

I remember back in the 90's , she was the hit of the New York Post's gossip columns.