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Vampaerus Wysznik
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05-23-2008 12:54
knock knock
who's there?
banana!
banana who?
Knock knock!
who's there?
banana
banana who???
knock knock!
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.
knock knock
WHO'S THERE?!?
Orange.
:confused: orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say... BANANA!!!

gawd I used to hate that one, but sadly it's the only thing I can now remember.
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Isabeau Imako
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Join date: 13 Sep 2007
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05-23-2008 12:54
Angelina and Gerard.
Damn them with their perfect faces, bodies, and personalities.
Oh ya, and damn all their money, too.

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Just remember what my dear Grammy always says: "F**k 'em!"
LittleMe Jewell
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05-23-2008 12:56
From: Trout Recreant
... God dang. I'm feeling a little insecure right now. ...
/me struts slowly into Trout's office, kicking the door closed behind her..... saunters across the room to his desk.... 'let me see what I can do about those insecurities' ;)
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Isabeau Imako
P'tite Poulette
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05-23-2008 12:58
I was looking for a 'shakes fist' emoticon, and came across a mini Oryx!
Is she eating a giant lollipop, or is she trying to hypnotize us?
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Maureen Boccaccio
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Join date: 28 Feb 2008
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05-23-2008 12:58
All that Trout wannabe has going for him is eye candy. Yes, he's a particularly nice piece of eye candy, but I am *much* more interested in brain candy. And that, my dear Trout, you have in abundance. You are a confection that we can never get enough of, especially when you choose to, gasp, put in an honest day's work.

For goodness sake, it's the beginning of a three-day weekend!! Tell your fellow avocats that you have better things to do with your time than speak legalese this afternoon. We have been Trout-starved most of the week. We need our Trout candy fix NOW.
Amaranthim Talon
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05-23-2008 12:58
From: LittleMe Jewell
/me struts slowly into Trout's office, kicking the door closed behind her..... saunters across the room to his desk.... 'let me see what I can do about those insecurities' ;)

Oh yay! More voyeuristic opportunities :)
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Amaranthim Talon
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05-23-2008 13:00
From: Maureen Boccaccio
All that Trout wannabe has going for him is eye candy. Yes, he's a particularly nice piece of eye candy, but I am *much* more interested in brain candy. And that, my dear Trout, you have in abundance. You are a confection that we can never get enough of, especially when you choose to, gasp, put in an honest day's work.

For goodness sake, it's the beginning of a three-day weekend!! Tell your fellow avocats that you have better things to do with your time than speak legalese this afternoon. We have been Trout-starved most of the week. We need our Trout candy fix NOW.

Is this where we break into song... "We want candy! I want candy!...."
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Brenda Connolly
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05-23-2008 13:04
From: Trout Recreant
Hey! It's a picture of Trout!

ok. Well, I created trout to be better looking than me, and this damned guy is better looking than Trout, makes more money than me, and probably has half of the other issues I do. I'd really like to kick his ass. He's probably really nice in RL, too, so I'd feel guilty about it.

Hell, he's probably a ninja in RL, so I couldn't even kick his ass.

God dang. I'm feeling a little insecure right now. I better get back to my endless reams of paperwork that are all due today. Bury myself in the minutiae of work. I bet my abilities to move mass quantities of paper around on my desk without accomplishing anything productive are WAY better than his.

Aww Trout. You know you have an open invitation to take me for a ride anytine you want. :cool:
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LittleMe Jewell
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05-23-2008 13:08
From: Brenda Connolly
Aww Trout. You know you have an open invitation to take me for a ride anytine you want. :cool:
Wow Trout, there was a time Chris would have given just about anything for that offer from Brenda.
:D
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Allegria Kanto
Trailing clouds of glory
Join date: 28 Nov 2007
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05-23-2008 13:09
/me strolls into Trout's office, carefully securing the door behind her. Me sweeps stacks of papers off the desk, and hops up, crossing stocking legs and leaning forward to run a perfectly manicured finger under his chin..

Awww, Trout! You know we all love ya, honey...

Edit...
OOps... too slow, I see. I knew I would be. The competition is fierce when it comes to our Trout!
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Maureen Boccaccio
TWJKFA
Join date: 28 Feb 2008
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05-23-2008 13:13
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Candy!
Candy who?
Candy lady have some chocolate?
Bec Sadofsky
Yup it's Iowa
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05-23-2008 13:15
/me peeks in shakes her head and heads out the door. Yelling only 2 hours left to work
Macphisto Angelus
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05-23-2008 13:16
/me walks into Trout's office. Slowly making my way around the file cabinets, chairs and plants. Stopping at the edge of his desk I push back my hair with my hand and slowly reach down into my pants. Quietly and confidently I tug at but can't quite release it. Trying again I am able to pop it out. OF MY POCKET.. it is a gift coupon for Olive Garden you sickos! God!

Here Trout, lunch is on me to show you guy respects.
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Vampaerus Wysznik
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05-23-2008 13:18
WOW, Trout really is a skilled fisherman.

:D
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Stormy Dyrssen
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05-23-2008 13:18
From: Macphisto Angelus
/me walks into Trout's office. Slowly making my way around the file cabinets, chairs and plants. Stopping at the edge of his desk I push back my hair with my hand and slowly reach down into my pants. Quietly and confidently I tug at but can't quite release it. Trying again I am able to pop it out. OF MY POCKET.. it is a gift coupon for Olive Garden you sickos! God!

Here Trout, lunch is on me to show you guy respects.



LMAO!!!
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LittleMe Jewell
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05-23-2008 13:18
From: Macphisto Angelus
/me walks into Trout's office. Slowly making my way around the file cabinets, chairs and plants. Stopping at the edge of his desk I push back my hair with my hand and slowly reach down into my pants. Quietly and confidently I tug at but can't quite release it. Trying again I am able to pop it out. OF MY POCKET.. it is a gift coupon for Olive Garden you sickos! God!

Here Trout, lunch is on me to show you guy respects.
LMAO - that was good.:)
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Maureen Boccaccio
TWJKFA
Join date: 28 Feb 2008
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05-23-2008 13:18
From: Macphisto Angelus
/me walks into Trout's office. Slowly making my way around the file cabinets, chairs and plants. Stopping at the edge of his desk I push back my hair with my hand and slowly reach down into my pants. Quietly and confidently I tug at but can't quite release it. Trying again I am able to pop it out. OF MY POCKET.. it is a gift coupon for Olive Garden you sickos! God!

Here Trout, lunch is on me to show you guy respects.



and yet..another monitor...trashed.

that.was.priceless.
Brenda Connolly
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05-23-2008 13:19
From: LittleMe Jewell
Wow Trout, there was a time Chris would have given just about anything for that offer from Brenda.
:D

Chris won the Panty Auction. That took care of that. besides, I'm sure he has his hands full now anyway.
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Macphisto Angelus
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05-23-2008 13:20
:D Trout will never come within 50M of me though. :o
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3Ring Binder
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05-23-2008 13:20
From: Trout Recreant
Hey! It's a picture of Trout!

ok. Well, I created trout to be better looking than me, and this damned guy is better looking than Trout, makes more money than me, and probably has half of the other issues I do. I'd really like to kick his ass. He's probably really nice in RL, too, so I'd feel guilty about it.

Hell, he's probably a ninja in RL, so I couldn't even kick his ass.

God dang. I'm feeling a little insecure right now. I better get back to my endless reams of paperwork that are all due today. Bury myself in the minutiae of work. I bet my abilities to move mass quantities of paper around on my desk without accomplishing anything productive are WAY better than his.

i'm not gonna say about THIS particular fellow that he's only hot if he doesn't speak, cuz i find him to be perfect in every way.... except one.... he pays me no attention. so i don't know if the following is true about him or not:

it's all about the brain, darling. he is simply eye candy. but your brain. MMPH! your brain. now THAT's sexy! RAWR!
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Maureen Boccaccio
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05-23-2008 13:20
From: Isabeau Imako
I was looking for a 'shakes fist' emoticon, and came across a mini Oryx!
Is she eating a giant lollipop, or is she trying to hypnotize us?


both...:D
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05-23-2008 13:21
From: Isabeau Imako
Angelina and Gerard.
Damn them with their perfect faces, bodies, and personalities.
Oh ya, and damn all their money, too.


that bitch kissd both Pitt AND Butler? i hate that hoe!
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Allegria Kanto
Trailing clouds of glory
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05-23-2008 13:22
From: Macphisto Angelus
/me walks into Trout's office. Slowly making my way around the file cabinets, chairs and plants. Stopping at the edge of his desk I push back my hair with my hand and slowly reach down into my pants. Quietly and confidently I tug at but can't quite release it. Trying again I am able to pop it out. OF MY POCKET.. it is a gift coupon for Olive Garden you sickos! God!

Here Trout, lunch is on me to show you guy respects.



OMG, Mac... /me laughs like a loon.
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Isabeau Imako
P'tite Poulette
Join date: 13 Sep 2007
Posts: 2,335
05-23-2008 13:22
Afternoon snack to accompany the entertainment?








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From: Macphisto Angelus
Just remember what my dear Grammy always says: "F**k 'em!"
Maureen Boccaccio
TWJKFA
Join date: 28 Feb 2008
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05-23-2008 13:23
From: Brenda Connolly
Chris won the Panty Auction. That took care of that. besides, I'm sure he has his hands full now anyway.


/me makes note to ask about aforementioned Panty Auction.

woo hoo we are past 8000!