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Trout Recreant
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05-23-2008 08:50
Good Mornin', Thread and everyone in it!

I'm busy at work today with something that's remarkably boring. Entertain me!

Best knock knock joke gets L$250. Judging is purely arbitrary and done by me and a secret judge I haven't picked yet, but who might also be me. Judging closes today at 4:00 PM, SL Time (It's about 8:45 am SL time right now - SL time = PST).

I'm also thinking of a "caption this" contest where I post the picture and you caption it. Xerxes has the market cornered on posting really good pictures, though. I stared at today's XPOD for a while. It's weird, but it's pretty cool. I'm sure there's some sort of artistic statement being made, but I just like it. Maybe it's political - protesting the flooding of the Tennesee River Valley and the farmlands that were there. It's a little late for a protest on that one, but you never know.

Anyway, artistic statement aside, I like it. I also like dogs playing poker and black velvet paitings of matadors, so don't trust my judgment.
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05-23-2008 08:51
From: Bec Sadofsky
Ohhhhh Maureen!

That would be a fab idea but I dont do pink hmmm wonder if Burple with Yellow swirls would work?


See honey when you leave what happens *giggle*

i have some greenish seersucker ticking you can borrow.
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3Ring Binder
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05-23-2008 08:53
(from a joke book i received in 4th grade. it was the only naughty joke in the book, and trust me, it was a VERY scandalous joke at the time)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Zebra.
Zebra who?
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3Ring Binder
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05-23-2008 08:54
From: Trout Recreant
I stared at today's XPOD for a while. It's weird, but it's pretty cool. I'm sure there's some sort of artistic statement being made, but I just like it. Maybe it's political - protesting the flooding of the Tennesee River Valley and the farmlands that were there. It's a little late for a protest on that one, but you never know.

and here i thought it was a protest to the Dust Bowl. LOL
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
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05-23-2008 08:56
From: 3Ring Binder
(from a joke book i received in 4th grade. it was the only naughty joke in the book, and trust me, it was a VERY scandalous joke at the time)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Zebra.
Zebra who?


I'm going to need the punchline to consider it for the knock knock joke contest, but I bet it involves bras in some aspect or another, and I'm already laughing.
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Maureen Boccaccio
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05-23-2008 09:00
From: Bec Sadofsky
Ohhhhh Maureen!

That would be a fab idea but I dont do pink hmmm wonder if Burple with Yellow swirls would work?


See honey when you leave what happens *giggle*


Burple with yellow swirls works. Hey, I think I might even have some freebie wallpaper....:D
Amaranthim Talon
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05-23-2008 09:00
From: 3Ring Binder
YOU win the respect award of the year! nice.

Awwwe... it's just that as fun as this all is, friends are more important then the giggles.
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Isabeau Imako
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05-23-2008 09:01
From: 3Ring Binder
(from a joke book i received in 4th grade. it was the only naughty joke in the book, and trust me, it was a VERY scandalous joke at the time)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Zebra.
Zebra who?


Ze bra is...







IN MY PANTZ!
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Kaimi Kyomoon
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05-23-2008 09:02
Good morning everyone.
I do hope you both feel much better soon Isabeau and Oryx. And Ann that you finally get to your destination without any MORE delays.







Have a great trip Xerxes, and knock 'em dead.
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05-23-2008 09:06
From: Trout Recreant
I'm going to need the punchline to consider it for the knock knock joke contest, but I bet it involves bras in some aspect or another, and I'm already laughing.

i sort of thot you'd guess.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Zebra.
Zebra who?
Zee bra is too big for zee boobs.

very scandalous in my 9th year of life.
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LittleMe Jewell
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05-23-2008 09:06
From: Rioko Bamaisin
Morning all. I need some help from my fellow thread people. My house is a mess but I only got four hours sleep. Informal poll..


Should I.....


1.Clean the house you lazy bastard!

2.Go back to sleep and let the dishes take over.

I only have time for one. TIA!:p
Go back to sleep - the dishes will wait.
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Isabeau Imako
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05-23-2008 09:13
(forgive me Stroker Serpentine)

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Benny.

Benny who?

Benny Lava!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw
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Lindal Kidd
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05-23-2008 09:15
Rio, you forgot

3. Resist sleep and housework and play in SL and on the forums instead.
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Amaranthim Talon
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05-23-2008 09:17
From: Trout Recreant
Good Mornin', Thread and everyone in it!

I'm busy at work today with something that's remarkably boring. Entertain me!

Best knock knock joke gets L$250. Judging is purely arbitrary and done by me and a secret judge I haven't picked yet, but who might also be me. Judging closes today at 4:00 PM, SL Time (It's about 8:45 am SL time right now - SL time = PST).

I'm also thinking of a "caption this" contest where I post the picture and you caption it. >/snip

I know a knock knock joke - but you have to start it.
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Lindal Kidd
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05-23-2008 09:21
From: Amaranthim Talon
I know a knock knock joke - but you have to start it.


Sigh. Don't you hate it when you know that you've heard that one before, and you know if you go along with it, you're going to get the short end of the stick, but you just can't quite remember how the thing goes and so you go ahead and fall for it anyway?

Me too.

Knock, knock!
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Trout Recreant
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05-23-2008 09:26
From: Isabeau Imako
(forgive me Stroker Serpentine)

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Benny.

Benny who?

Benny Lava!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw


Buffalax is officially my hero. I want to be him when I grow up.
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Maureen Boccaccio
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05-23-2008 09:26
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage.

(I got a million of 'em...)
Lindal Kidd
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05-23-2008 09:27
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split so I screamed!


Huh. I am rediscovering why I hate knock knock jokes.
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Maureen Boccaccio
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05-23-2008 09:27
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?
Maureen Boccaccio
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05-23-2008 09:28
Who's there?
Andy Green.
Andy Green, who?
Andy Green grass grows all around, all around, Andy Green grass grows all around.
Lindal Kidd
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05-23-2008 09:29
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Con
Con who?
Con we stop telling "knock knock" jokes now?
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Marianne McCann
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05-23-2008 09:29
Knock Knock
Thistle
Thistle who
This'll be the last knock knock joke!
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Lindal Kidd
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05-23-2008 09:30
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hutch.
Hutch who?
Geshundheit!
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Lindal Kidd
Trout Recreant
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05-23-2008 09:30
Excellent jokes so far.

Here's my favorite knock knock joke, which is out of contention, of course, but it makes me laugh. It's kind of visual, though.

Knock Knock
Who's there
Interrupting starfish
Interrupting starf...mmmph (you spread your fingers wide so your hand looks like a starfish, reach out and cover their mouth with it.)

Hilarious with kids. Not so funny in biker bars. Having a pool cue broken over the back of your head hurts. A lot.
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05-23-2008 09:34
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yoda Lei Hee.
Yoda Lei Hee who?
Say...are you Swiss?
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