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01-29-2009 19:51
From: LittleMe Jewell Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? 1) I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned a round and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. 2) I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls" 3) My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. 4) Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean. Then realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No" . I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!  YOU WIN! . 
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01-29-2009 19:53
From: Amaranthim Talon Bored tonight if you wanna, i'll pop in and keep ya company. i'm sure i'm good for a being-laffed-at or two... 
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01-29-2009 19:54
From: Love Hastings I've quoted this because it entertains me greatly. the wine is sort of wearing off now. i guess it's too late to go back and fix my typos?..... 
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Love Hastings
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01-29-2009 19:55
From: 3Ring Binder the wine is sort of wearing off now. i guess it's too late to go back and fix my typos?..... It's never too late. I too am curious to know what you actually meant with that last bit. |
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LittleMe Jewell
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01-29-2009 20:02
From: 3Ring Binder the wine is sort of wearing off now. i guess it's too late to go back and fix my typos?..... You can only correct them after someone quotes it so the original is maintain for posterity
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MortVent Charron
Can haz cuddles now?
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01-29-2009 20:03
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LittleMe Jewell
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01-29-2009 20:05
From: 3Ring Binder YOU WIN! .
Though they were stated in the 1st person, I pulled that from a website on funny things people say.
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Tex Nasworthy
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01-29-2009 20:31
From: Kaimi Kyomoon Or in my case roll a joint and put on some B.B. King... 1 User Agrees
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Amaranthim Talon
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01-29-2009 20:46
From: 3Ring Binder the wine is sort of wearing off now. i guess it's too late to go back and fix my typos?..... Well hell why tip-toe- I am just glad u admit it- guys love that btw 
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3Ring Binder
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01-29-2009 20:48
From: Love Hastings It's never too late. I too am curious to know what you actually meant with that last bit. LOL seriously?
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3Ring Binder
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01-29-2009 20:50
From: Amaranthim Talon Well hell why tip-toe- I am just glad u admit it- guys love that btw which part? the drunk part, or the humble part? LOL
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01-29-2009 20:50
From: Tex Nasworthy 1 User Agrees Potheads
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Amaranthim Talon
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01-29-2009 20:51
From: 3Ring Binder if you wanna, i'll pop in and keep ya company. i'm sure i'm good for a being-laffed-at or two... Thanks but it was pretty terminal.... Amara had these HUGE friggin list of friends - but u know ever one has stuff the r doing which is normal of course- but it was just so dull to be bored u know- anyhooo---- Noir took a cruise around too and saw folks I hadnt seen so that was neat Now i am so sleep i dont thinkHera will make it into the night. I guess we al need a little real sleep ever once n a while. So ever one- sweet reams and be well.. loging out for real )
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Tod69 Talamasca
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01-29-2009 20:52
From: Brenda Connolly Oh, what I would do to have access to a jacuzzi every day Ditto! Cuz you can fart in it and no one will notice the bubbles!!
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Amaranthim Talon
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01-29-2009 20:52
From: 3Ring Binder which part? the drunk part, or the humble part? LOL was letting u off easy --- the i swallow part
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01-29-2009 20:59
From: Amaranthim Talon I can read the wine bottle and uhm--- i had thought of stuff to answer and now i forgot--- oh baths- ditto i get bored to death in baths! At least when i use to smoke it was something to do but now its like hmm- ok and will m laptop survive in here? I'm reading wine bottle too Can't smoke in the shower?? I solved that long ago- for times when I'm short on time. 1' long cigarette holder. Kinda like this:  Keeps my cig dry. Non-filters tend to soak up the slightest bit of water. Now, if I could manage to eat breakfast in the shower, I'd save another 20 minutes or so.
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Maureen Boccaccio
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01-29-2009 21:35
From: 3Ring Binder the wine is sort of wearing off now. i guess it's too late to go back and fix my typos?..... Me likey them. |
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Maureen Boccaccio
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01-29-2009 22:04
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Kaimi Kyomoon
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01-29-2009 22:10
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3Ring Binder
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01-29-2009 22:24
From: Amaranthim Talon was letting u off easy --- the i swallow part psst. that part was a lie. LOL
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Tex Nasworthy
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01-29-2009 22:49
From: 3Ring Binder psst. that part was a lie. LOL TEASE!!!!
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Love Hastings
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01-29-2009 23:36
From: 3Ring Binder psst. that part was a lie. LOL Or it's only true when you're drunk. |
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Conifer Dada
Hiya m'dooks!
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01-30-2009 01:28
Audrey Hepburn is so retouched she looks like an SL avatar in that poster!! Things have turned full-circle!
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Maureen Boccaccio
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01-30-2009 03:53
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Rioko Bamaisin
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01-30-2009 04:05
Morning everyone. I see I made it just in time for breakfast. Thanks Maureen. I had a feeling you were drinking last night 3. You weren't typing very good at the hangout. I'll be out all morning stimulating the economy.(That sounds so wrong...) Have a good one today!
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