just ignore and let this one die

Or in my case roll a joint and put on some B.B. King... But these days I'd rather put on some music and dance till I'm sweaty and then take a shower.

I knew you had taste...perfect bath evah!

Maybe add some candles too....but well away from anywhere I might accidentally burn myself lol.

WE can be friends.

LMAO!

thank you

i'm beyond envious. i'm jealous. i would give my other arm to be home alone for days at a time! i guess the grass is always greener....

ack! i didn't go there and see what you are talking about yet. but, i'm ready for a kitty fix so i guess i am thankful you prepared me before i open that one.....

oh heck. just down a couple glasses of cheap cab sav, and invite your husband in for a little aerobics session. well, that works dfor me anyway. in fact, he should be home any second an di've had almost a full bottle......

Oh, it'll fix your kitty, all right.

hsa HA! i have no cares in the world. the wine worked! ciao for nowe kiddies.

No...hubby...or better yet The Cabana Boy, is waiting outside the tub for you with a big fluffy towel.............

i don't thin ki could handle more than one man at a time. my hubb yiis man enough for me. but, if you could arrange fore the cabana boy to be outside the windo wiwould nbe most appreciative. no twoerls needsed. i sdawallow.

normally I would, and I was really excited about having the time to myself, but when I'm left with all the housework, and to pack the house up for moving in the next week or two....not so much fun. :/

now Claire, i am suyspecty and tyhink that you have been taken adbantage of.

haha, nothing new hon, I figure if I just go with the flow, I wont cause problems, and I can be out in 6 months and be freeeeee

hehe, or crash and burn...either way, I dont like confrontation.

That is the what I like best about getting every other Friday off of work -- I get the whole day home alone.

ok, I'm heading for bed, but I spotted this on a blog, and thought it was funny.
It's one of those surveys people send around via email, and she posted some of the answers she got from her friends/family. Anyway, I thought some of the answers are hilarious, so thought I'd share...

1. Name something you use in the shower:
a puff ball, a Spongebob sponge, razor, loofah, fantasy, my hand, self-control

2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform:
a jock strap, a cup, a lucky cup, deodorant, tattoos, lace, I hope he wears an athletic supporter which is the male equivalent of a g-string, but not to be confused with an athletic fan. Although I’m sure while wearing an athletic supporter it gets hot enough to wear an athletic fan

3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield:
a parking ticket, a crack, I really don’t like finding doo-doo on my windshield; it makes for a crappy view, venison, dead bodies

4. Name something a man might buy before a date:
condoms, condoms, condoms, lucky underwear, a woman, flour? I don’t think they buy baking supplies in any specific order. I mean you buy flour, sugar, eggs, dates…you are talking about date bread, aren’t you, because otherwise I don’t understand the question

5. Name another word for blemish:
zit, my face, a panic attack, a pustule, chancre (pronounced shanker in case you've never had one), Richard Korengold, pimples, unless of course it’s on your ass. Then it’s called “ass-knee”

6. Name something you cook in the microwave:
a cat, dinner at our house, everything, a better question would be “What do you NOT cook in the microwave?”

7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving:
a piano, a water bed, a sculpture of an antelope, any recliner on game day. They come with the extra weight of a man, a six pack of beer, and 42 bags of chips

8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman:
sex, money, money, money, duh—sex, money...dahling, she’s hot, Cougar!, because she says, “If you don’t have another one in you get up and go home!”

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner:
hounds, hounds, hounds, pees on your friend’s foot and into her shoe (it really happened to me!), scoots and farts (sbd’s – silent but deadly), humps visitors to the house, smells human crotches, licks itself where the owner can’t, humps the Minister’s leg at dinner

10. Name a kind of test you can’t study for:
a pregnancy test, testicle check, drug test, i.q. test, eye test, blood test, STD test, breathalyzer

11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for:
cutting wood, fire starting, lighting a fire, helping an old woman across the street, maybe survival skills?, i skiing, self-control, taking a little old lady home, see #8

12. Name a phrase with the word home in it:
home on the range, home sweet home, there’s no place like home, home boy, homies, “Honey! I’m home!”, “Richard, go home!”, “I’m grateful Dennis doesn’t live in our home.”

13. Name a sport where players lose teeth:
hockey, boxing, karate, sale day at Wal-Mart, sex in a nursing home

14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student’s day:
give homework, call on them when their hand is obviously not in the air, saying, “Hand that over to me NOW!!”, give them a pop quiz, show up, pick the other kid to have sex with, point out that the student farted

15. What’s a way you can tell someone has been crying:
they tell you, telling you they have a cold, ask them, “Are you crying because I kicked you?”, the snot bubbles coming out of their nose, lives with me

16. Name a bird you wouldn’t want to eat:
blue jay, humming bird, seagull, vulture, canary, cockatoo, pigeon from Venice, Lady Bird Johnson, Big Bird, a penguin

17. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it:
men’s underwear, undershirt, underwear, men’s skivvies which always have holes in them, condom – oops! You only make that mistake once! Oh, GAWD! I hope no one said condom!

18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it:
a bra, I can only think of things that get larger, testicles, brains, soap, chalk, patience, your reputation

LOL - watch what is in the box being carried out of the house:

NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Aw3_IsuFk&feature=PlayList&p=C5D20C9B86D90A72&index=6&playnext=2&playnext_from=PL

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...
or that you could crawl into a hole?

1) I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly,
"How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
I turned a round and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word...
he knew better.

2) I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls"

3) My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case,
the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
My sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.

4) Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
Then realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No" .
I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me."
Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
"No," he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny did you have an accident ?
This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

Reading a magazine while he waited for you wasn't good enough I guess.

I can read the wine bottle

and hmm- what is that last little bit there...? I know what it looks like - but.. hmm


so-

love the gucamole- hate what Pork did - so disgusting and jackass of him an i didnt think he wd go so ar really though he has a hellish streak -

and uhm--- i had thought of stuff to answer and now i forgot--- oh baths- ditto i get bored to death in baths! At least when i use to smoke it was something to do but now its like hmm- ok and will m laptop survive in here?

Bored tonight went in SL chatted a little but meh bored - looked thru showcase for places to explore wanted to see a Buddhist shrine and the tp's werent working there- so went home. Might have to look up that Hello Friend group- bunch of people on friends list but dont want to bug them with he - whatcha doin? nonsense.. ok... gonna go read some more - meh- bored-

If it came with the shampoo anyway...

I've quoted this because it entertains me greatly.

OMG! that is hysterical! mind you, i'm drunkish - but LMAO!