Can you help me with an academic study on users of Second Life?

1. Have you been a user of Second Life for longer than 3 days?
- A) Yes - continue taking the survey
- B) No - there is no need to continue with any further questions.

A) Yes, but there were some bathroom breaks in there somewhere.

2. As a Second Life user, which category best describes you?
- A) Freak fetishist
- B) Violence-obsessed miscreant
- C) Pedophile
- D) Griefer
- E) Ecoterrorist
- F) Other Terrorist

F) Shopping Terrorist. Nowhere is safe; I take no prisoners.

3. Which psychiatric disorder have you been diagnosed with? If you haven't been diagnosed yet, which one WILL a psychiatrist diagnose you with?
- A) Affective Disorder (Depression, Anxiety, Bi-Polar)
- B) Tourette's Syndrome
- C) Dissociative Identity Disorder
- D) Psychosis (not otherwise specified)
- E) Complex Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
- F) Schizophrenia (any type)

B) Well I have been diagnosed with Cinematic Tourette's, whereby I am constantly peppering my speech with lines from movies.

4. How many nights a week do you dream that you are your Second Life character, or have a dream that seems to take place within Second Life?
- A) 3
- B) 4
- C) 5
- D) 6
- E) 7
- F) 8 or more

G) You mean I am not my SL character? *sobs*

Oh, and by the way: if someone answers "8 or more", please let me know how they've managed to increase the number of days in a week. I can use all the extra inworld time I can get.

5. Since it is well established that the vast majority of Second Life residents are sick, demented freaks, communists, terrorists, and closeted homosexuals, how do you people sleep at night?
- A) Very well, I am a reprobate
- B) Unwell, as I am hounded by a guilty conscience I refuse to acknowledge during waking hours
- C) Neither well nor unwell.

D) on my back

6. What is your religious persuasion?
- A) Agnostic
- B) Atheist
- C) Deist
- D) Unitarian-Universalist
- E) Launayist
- F) Defender of the One True Faith - Christianity (Roman Catholic)
- G) Defender of the One True Faith - Christianity (Greek or Russian Orthodox Catholic)
- H) Defender of the One True Faith - Christianity (Protestant)
- I) Defender of the One True Faith - Islam (Sunni)
- J) Defender of the One True Faith - Islam (Shi'a)
- K) Defender of the One True Faith - Judaism (Hasidic)
- L) Defender of the One True Faith - Judaism (Modern)
- M) Defender of the One True Faith - Buddhism
- N) Defender of the One True Faith - Hinduism
- O) Defender of the One True Faith - Hare Krishna
- P) Defender of the One True Faith - Unification Church
- Q) Defender of the One True Faith - Heaven's Gate
- R) Defender of the One True Faith - Harry Potter
- T) Defender of the One True Faith - Scientology
- U) Defender of the One True Faith - Star Wars/Trek/Gate
- V) Other

W) Where can I find Aragorn and Legolas?

7. Would you be willing to attend deprogramming classes to rescue your captive mind from the ravages of Second Life?
- A) Yes - please help me.
- B) No - I am a hopeless burden to my family and friends, and society in general

C) Is chocolate involved in the deprogramming?

8. Are you still a virgin?
- A) Yes, I am honest.
- B) Absolutely not - by which I mean, "yes".

A) Yes, I am honestly not 100% completely virginal. I inhale.

thank you,

thank you,

but a bit premature. And these forums have become so slow lately I kind of doubt Ill ever be able to beat Torley.

Which was probably the plan all along.

Rotten Lindens, play fair dam it!

I am rather disappointed in the lack of surveys in this forum in the last several weeks. I'm bumping this thread to remedy the situation.

Okay, I'll play... especially since I missed this the first time around. Thanks for bumping it, Dakota!


A) Yes - continue taking the survey


A) Freak fetishist
F) Other Terrorist

It's a toss-up between (A) & (F). In the end, I guess I'd have to go with (F) since my freak fetish could also be considered a terrorist activity against good taste.


A) Affective Disorder (Depression, Anxiety, Bi-Polar)


F) 8 or more

-- considering how many 'nights' SL has during a 24 hour period, how could it be anything else?


A) Very well, I am a reprobate

-- and since I now have access to medication to make sure I do sleep.


V) Other

-- and considering the list above, that's saying something!


B) No - I am a hopeless burden to my family and friends, and society in general


C) Absolutely not - by which I mean, "absolutely not"

-- The only problem I've had so far with my sex life has been in SL; I have yet to find enough of the right kind of toys / poseballs / scripted items to let me recreate in SL what I have done and enjoyed in RL. So far, SL seems awfully tame & lame to me as far as the sexual possibilities go.

1. Have you been a user of Second Life for longer than 3 days?
- A) Yes - continue taking the survey
- B) No - there is no need to continue with any further questions.

This the 174th time I only got as far as B. Having a throwaway alt isnt as much fun as I thought it would be. I think Im doing something wrong.

Don't worry, Cody, I'm going to have to start mine soon.

how did you end up with the motorhome?

The questions follow.


1. Have you been a user of Second Life for longer than 3 days?
X A) Yes - continue taking the survey
- B) No - there is no need to continue with any further questions.

2. As a Second Life user, which category best describes you?
- A) Freak fetishist
- B) Violence-obsessed miscreant
- C) Pedophile
- D) Griefer
- E) Ecoterrorist
- F) Other Terrorist
None of the above

3. Which psychiatric disorder have you been diagnosed with? If you haven't been diagnosed yet, which one WILL a psychiatrist diagnose you with?
- A) Affective Disorder (Depression, Anxiety, Bi-Polar)
- B) Tourette's Syndrome
- C) Dissociative Identity Disorder
- D) Psychosis (not otherwise specified)
- E) Complex Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
- F) Schizophrenia (any type)
None of hte above

4. How many nights a week do you dream that you are your Second Life character, or have a dream that seems to take place within Second Life?
- A) 3
- B) 4
- C) 5
- D) 6
- E) 7
- F) 8 or more

None of the above

5. Since it is well established that the vast majority of Second Life residents are sick, demented freaks, communists, terrorists, and closeted homosexuals, how do you people sleep at night?
- A) Very well, I am a reprobate
- B) Unwell, as I am hounded by a guilty conscience I refuse to acknowledge during waking hours
- C) Neither well nor unwell.
Like a lamb

6. What is your religious persuasion?
- A) Agnostic
- B) Atheist
- C) Deist
- D) Unitarian-Universalist
- E) Launayist
- F) Defender of the One True Faith - Christianity (Roman Catholic)
- G) Defender of the One True Faith - Christianity (Greek or Russian Orthodox Catholic)
- H) Defender of the One True Faith - Christianity (Protestant)
- I) Defender of the One True Faith - Islam (Sunni)
- J) Defender of the One True Faith - Islam (Shi'a)
- K) Defender of the One True Faith - Judaism (Hasidic)
- L) Defender of the One True Faith - Judaism (Modern)
- M) Defender of the One True Faith - Buddhism
- N) Defender of the One True Faith - Hinduism
- O) Defender of the One True Faith - Hare Krishna
- P) Defender of the One True Faith - Unification Church
- Q) Defender of the One True Faith - Heaven's Gate
- R) Defender of the One True Faith - Harry Potter
- T) Defender of the One True Faith - Scientology
- U) Defender of the One True Faith - Star Wars/Trek/Gate
- V) Other

None of the above

7. Would you be willing to attend deprogramming classes to rescue your captive mind from the ravages of Second Life?
- A) Yes - please help me.
- B) No - I am a hopeless burden to my family and friends, and society in general
None of the above

8. Are you still a virgin?
- A) Yes, I am honest.
- B) Absolutely not - by which I mean, "yes".
None of the above..


and that was the stupidest thing I have ever responded to on the forums.. as a matter of fact I will probably delete this.

Torley gets the motorhome, Colette gets a copy of the home game.

I was finding myself becoming angry as I read through the questions, up until the end, from which I began assuming this was a joke.

But, I answered anyways.


1. Have you been a user of Second Life for longer than 3 days?

- A) Yes


2. As a Second Life user, which category best describes you?

- A) Freak fetishist


3. Which psychiatric disorder have you been diagnosed with? If you haven't been diagnosed yet, which one WILL a psychiatrist diagnose you with?

- A) Affective Disorder (Anxiety)

4. How many nights a week do you dream that you are your Second Life character, or have a dream that seems to take place within Second Life?

- ?) I don't. .___.


5. Since it is well established that the vast majority of Second Life residents are sick, demented freaks, communists, terrorists, and closeted homosexuals, how do you people sleep at night?

- A) Very well.


6. What is your religious persuasion?

- A) Agnostic, I embrace but don't necessarily follow.



7. Would you be willing to attend deprogramming classes to rescue your captive mind from the ravages of Second Life?

- B) Not really. I'm not really... Captive, I just go on to build stuff and goof off.


8. Are you still a virgin?

- B) If by "yes", you mean yes to the absolutely not, then yes: Absolutely not.


Also, I has no money for you.

Just like cowbell, we need more surveys. Bumping this one.

my immediate reaction to the bump inspires visions of 2:B, however, after reading the OP the shift is reminiscent of 3:A =P

After 145 years, i finally learned to pee standing up.
Hope this helped you out.

Regards,

Napoleon Bonaparte.
Ruler of Xantia.

Note to myself: Stop reading forum in bed on phone. Hard to breath with head in pillow to try to mute my laughing.

1 Yes. Mainly because I'm stuck in a bloody box with only The Thing In a Box for company and the worst thing is I only get fed carrots and he's starting to look horny...HELP

2 a Often
b Occasionally
c As if!!!!
d Does Piss Artist count?
e Does SL have an Ecosystem? A drainage system yes. Thats where the scum of SL
live love and eff like crazy. They're planning to take over SL and then we'll all be the
first against the wall come the revolution...VIVA LE REVOLUTION.
f Theres not a terrorist bone in my body. I is a Sweetheart

2 a All of them. There is a party going on in my head but I'm not invited...the barstards!
b F**k No!
c I know who I am do you? Mind you I wish I was her down the road, she has better
hair than me.
d I swear to God the picture in the livingroom is watching me.
e Sorry my post traumatic stress is not complicated in fact it's a very simple thing.
f Forgot to mention that picture is also talking to me so thats 2 conditions in one go.

4 f Whats more scary is when I look at the RL BF I swear to God I see a Prim Prick (or
should that be a prime prick?)

5 Thats what makes SL fun.

6 All of them. Man!!! I'm so religious I walk around with a bible in one pocket, koran
shoved down my pants and rosery beads draped over me like a cheap 70ties beaded
curtain.

7 Will there be ice cream?

8 A&B Have you seen my BF? HE makes my stomach churn. No way is that thing ever
going to get anywhere near me. But I have seen this cute little prim c**k that has a
nifty menu. All I need to do is create on in RL and make him wear it. Wait a mo!!!
Anne Summers to the rescue.


Happy to send you the 8lindedns to cover the cost. Just sent me an invoice. BTW is this tax deductable?

*notes that this thread dated Year 2008*

A very tongue-in-cheek approach it has adopted. ._.

The questions follow.


1. Have you been a user of Second Life for longer than 3 days?
- A) Yes - continue taking the survey
-

2. As a Second Life user, which category best describes you?
- A) Freak fetishist
- B) Violence-obsessed miscreant
- C) Pedophile
- D) Griefer
- E) Ecoterrorist
- F) Other Terrorist

None of the above!

3. Which psychiatric disorder have you been diagnosed with? If you haven't been diagnosed yet, which one WILL a psychiatrist diagnose you with?
- A) Affective Disorder (Depression, Anxiety, Bi-Polar)
- B) Tourette's Syndrome
- C) Dissociative Identity Disorder
- D) Psychosis (not otherwise specified)
- E) Complex Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
- F) Schizophrenia (any type)

None of the above.

4. How many nights a week do you dream that you are your Second Life character, or have a dream that seems to take place within Second Life?
- A) 3
- B) 4
- C) 5
- D) 6
- E) 7
- F) 8 or more

None of the above.

5. Since it is well established that the vast majority of Second Life residents are sick, demented freaks, communists, terrorists, and closeted homosexuals, how do you people sleep at night?

- C) Neither well nor unwell.

6. What is your religious persuasion?
- A) Agnostic
- B) Atheist
- C) Deist
- D) Unitarian-Universalist
- E) Launayist
- F) Defender of the One True Faith - Christianity (Roman Catholic)
- G) Defender of the One True Faith - Christianity (Greek or Russian Orthodox Catholic)
- H) Defender of the One True Faith - Christianity (Protestant)
- I) Defender of the One True Faith - Islam (Sunni)
- J) Defender of the One True Faith - Islam (Shi'a)
- K) Defender of the One True Faith - Judaism (Hasidic)
- L) Defender of the One True Faith - Judaism (Modern)
- M) Defender of the One True Faith - Buddhism
- N) Defender of the One True Faith - Hinduism
- O) Defender of the One True Faith - Hare Krishna
- P) Defender of the One True Faith - Unification Church
- Q) Defender of the One True Faith - Heaven's Gate
- R) Defender of the One True Faith - Harry Potter
- T) Defender of the One True Faith - Scientology
- U) Defender of the One True Faith - Star Wars/Trek/Gate
- V) Other

All of the above

7. Would you be willing to attend deprogramming classes to rescue your captive mind from the ravages of Second Life?
- A) Yes - please help me.
- B) No - I am a hopeless burden to my family and friends, and society in general

- C) ??????????

8. Are you still a virgin?

- B) Absolutely not - by which I mean, "yes".


Funny post! It felt a bit like ticking 'no' to all the criminal related questions on an airline passenger arrival card.

Now *that's* how to necropost!

Aaarrrrghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!*#@!!!!!! JOHN HOWARD!!!!!!*#@!!!!!!

/me runs screaming from the forum

1. Have you been a user of Second Life for longer than 3 days?
- A) Yes - continue taking the survey
2. As a Second Life user, which category best describes you?
G) Shoppaholic

3. Which psychiatric disorder have you been diagnosed with? If you haven't been diagnosed yet, which one WILL a psychiatrist diagnose you with?
- A) Affective Disorder (Manic Depression)

4. How many nights a week do you dream that you are your Second Life character, or have a dream that seems to take place within Second Life?
- A) 5

5. Since it is well established that the vast majority of Second Life residents are sick, demented freaks, communists, terrorists, and closeted homosexuals, how do you people sleep at night?
-Very well [/yawns]
6. What is your religious persuasion?
- F) Defender of the One True Faith - Christianity (Roman Catholic)

7. Would you be willing to attend deprogramming classes to rescue your captive mind from the ravages of Second Life?
-zZzzz

8. Are you still a virgin?
-zzzZZzz

600 Days straight, Logging out is for quitters.



I cannot be placed in any category. Established Scientists and Politicians tried and failed.



All of them plus some not known yet to the general public.



All nights because I AM my SL Character.



I law down, read a nice story on this forum, then close my eyes and start counting Sion Chickens and am off when I hit 8.



Defender of the One True Faith - Temple of Self Glorification.



Do they serve Pie there? Ow and if there's no internet there, forget it!!



No, Aquarius.

1. Have you been a user of Second Life for longer than 3 days?
X- A) Yes - continue taking the survey
- B) No - there is no need to continue with any further questions.

2. As a Second Life user, which category best describes you?
X- A) Freak fetishist
- B) Violence-obsessed miscreant
- C) Pedophile
- D) Griefer
- E) Ecoterrorist
- F) Other Terrorist

3. Which psychiatric disorder have you been diagnosed with? If you haven't been diagnosed yet, which one WILL a psychiatrist diagnose you with?
X- A) Affective Disorder (Depression, Anxiety, Bi-Polar)
- B) Tourette's Syndrome
- C) Dissociative Identity Disorder
- D) Psychosis (not otherwise specified)
- E) Complex Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
- F) Schizophrenia (any type)

4. How many nights a week do you dream that you are your Second Life character, or have a dream that seems to take place within Second Life?
- A) 3
- B) 4
- C) 5
- D) 6
- E) 7
X- F) 8 or more

5. Since it is well established that the vast majority of Second Life residents are sick, demented freaks, communists, terrorists, and closeted homosexuals, how do you people sleep at night?
X- A) Very well, I am a reprobate
- B) Unwell, as I am hounded by a guilty conscience I refuse to acknowledge during waking hours
- C) Neither well nor unwell.

6. What is your religious persuasion?
- A) Agnostic
- B) Atheist
- C) Deist
- D) Unitarian-Universalist
- E) Launayist
- F) Defender of the One True Faith - Christianity (Roman Catholic)
- G) Defender of the One True Faith - Christianity (Greek or Russian Orthodox Catholic)
- H) Defender of the One True Faith - Christianity (Protestant)
- I) Defender of the One True Faith - Islam (Sunni)
- J) Defender of the One True Faith - Islam (Shi'a)
- K) Defender of the One True Faith - Judaism (Hasidic)
- L) Defender of the One True Faith - Judaism (Modern)
- M) Defender of the One True Faith - Buddhism
- N) Defender of the One True Faith - Hinduism
- O) Defender of the One True Faith - Hare Krishna
- P) Defender of the One True Faith - Unification Church
- Q) Defender of the One True Faith - Heaven's Gate
- R) Defender of the One True Faith - Harry Potter
- T) Defender of the One True Faith - Scientology
- U) Defender of the One True Faith - Star Wars/Trek/Gate
X- V) Other (Pastafarian)

7. Would you be willing to attend deprogramming classes to rescue your captive mind from the ravages of Second Life?
- A) Yes - please help me.
X- B) No - I am a hopeless burden to my family and friends, and society in general

8. Are you still a virgin?
- A) Yes, I am honest.
X- B) Absolutely not - by which I mean, "yes".

While we're all in the answering mood, may as well throw in my lot with the rest...

1. Have you been a user of Second Life for longer than 3 days?
- A) Yes - continue taking the survey
- B) No - there is no need to continue with any further questions.
..........Ummm, would that be Earth days or SL days?

2. As a Second Life user, which category best describes you?
- A) Freak fetishist
- B) Violence-obsessed miscreant
- C) Pedophile
- D) Griefer
- E) Ecoterrorist
- F) Other Terrorist
.........Well, according to the latest web site check, I might be voted a Pedophile, but I really have always thought of myself as more of just a Freak Deviant

3. Which psychiatric disorder have you been diagnosed with? If you haven't been diagnosed yet, which one WILL a psychiatrist diagnose you with?
- A) Affective Disorder (Depression, Anxiety, Bi-Polar)
- B) Tourette's Syndrome
- C) Dissociative Identity Disorder
- D) Psychosis (not otherwise specified)
- E) Complex Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
- F) Schizophrenia (any type)
..........I was originally diagnosed with Dissociative Identity Disorder, but of few other parts of me disagreed, so the latest assumption is Multiple Personality Disorder.

4. How many nights a week do you dream that you are your Second Life character, or have a dream that seems to take place within Second Life?
- A) 3
- B) 4
- C) 5
- D) 6
- E) 7
- F) 8 or more
............I don't think I dream

5. Since it is well established that the vast majority of Second Life residents are sick, demented freaks, communists, terrorists, and closeted homosexuals, how do you people sleep at night?
- A) Very well, I am a reprobate
- B) Unwell, as I am hounded by a guilty conscience I refuse to acknowledge during waking hours
- C) Neither well nor unwell.
..............Since I don't dream, I'm guessing I sleep pretty soundly

6. What is your religious persuasion?
- A) Agnostic
- B) Atheist
- C) Deist
- D) Unitarian-Universalist
- E) Launayist
- F) Defender of the One True Faith - Christianity (Roman Catholic)
- G) Defender of the One True Faith - Christianity (Greek or Russian Orthodox Catholic)
- H) Defender of the One True Faith - Christianity (Protestant)
- I) Defender of the One True Faith - Islam (Sunni)
- J) Defender of the One True Faith - Islam (Shi'a)
- K) Defender of the One True Faith - Judaism (Hasidic)
- L) Defender of the One True Faith - Judaism (Modern)
- M) Defender of the One True Faith - Buddhism
- N) Defender of the One True Faith - Hinduism
- O) Defender of the One True Faith - Hare Krishna
- P) Defender of the One True Faith - Unification Church
- Q) Defender of the One True Faith - Heaven's Gate
- R) Defender of the One True Faith - Harry Potter
- T) Defender of the One True Faith - Scientology
- U) Defender of the One True Faith - Star Wars/Trek/Gate
- V) Other
.............U describes me best, though at times, I see to be a bit of Q and R

7. Would you be willing to attend deprogramming classes to rescue your captive mind from the ravages of Second Life?
- A) Yes - please help me.
- B) No - I am a hopeless burden to my family and friends, and society in general
..............There is nothing left to rescue

8. Are you still a virgin?
- A) Yes, I am honest.
- B) Absolutely not - by which I mean, "yes".
...........That is absolutely NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. Besides, a proper lady does not discuss those things.