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Phone weasel: A strange thing for the Lindens to investigate?

Colette Meiji
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03-22-2007 05:15
From: Usagi Musashi
What is this term? I am not a western person and have no idea.........


Usagi, its just a joke.
Whitepelt Habsburg
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03-22-2007 06:08
From: Malachi Petunia
Many moons ago, I received a forum and game suspension for having made forum reference to the "billing squirrel" which was poorly stolen from a P.J. O'Rourke essay which used the metaphor "two children and a squirrel" as being the total staff of the Federal Savings and Loan Oversight Board.

The reason was "abusive toward the staff" which I found sort of amusing as I was totally unaware that there were any squirrels on the staff. Apparently, they take small carnivores pretty seriously. Don't even get me started on hippopotamuses...



Squirrels on Staff? Heck lets call Greenpeace. Animal Abuse. ;-)
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03-22-2007 06:57
From: Malachi Petunia
Many moons ago, I received a forum and game suspension for having made forum reference to the "billing squirrel"
The reason was "abusive toward the staff"


And yet they still refer to their own staff of "Grid Monkeys" complete with the 2001-esque web page graphic.
Hmmm, maybe they need to recruit a few "Asset Elephants" to remember what is in everyone's inventory....

Max
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03-22-2007 07:18
From: Maximillian Desoto
Hmmm, maybe they need to recruit a few "Asset Elephants" to remember what is in everyone's inventory....

Max


LMAO u brightened up my forum reading :)
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03-22-2007 08:37
Warning - do NOT say 'Phone W...." three times
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03-22-2007 08:46
From: Ctarr Huszar
Warning - do NOT say 'Phone W...." three times



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03-22-2007 08:52
If this is a supposed joke by a Linden, it's nice to know they have so much free time now what with the grid running stellar and all, that they can post silly things like that...oh wait

It's always a good idea to make a joke out of something that should be taken seriously, like the police blotter. :rolleyes:

This is why I don't bother reporting anyone anymore.
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Paola Delpaso
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03-22-2007 09:49
Maybe it's just something I smoked recently, but the words "phone weasel" conjure up the image of somebody holding a furry creature to her ear, which is alternately squeaking into her ear while she is talking into ... well, enough of that. :D
Yiffy Yaffle
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03-22-2007 09:57
The police blotter and abuse report system are all just one big joke to me anyway... And what in red hell is a phone weasel anyway? Is it related to the banana phone?
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03-22-2007 10:03
From: Ctarr Huszar
Warning - do NOT say 'Phone W...." three times


I would have replied earlier; however, I was suspended for taking the W word in vain earlier ;).

Clearly, the staffers at LL have a great love for furry mammals and we need to respect that. Perhaps they are secretly affiliated with PETA. I may consider changing my avatar to a weasel so that I may be taken more seriously when I report abuse. Wouldn't the SL world be a more pleasant place with small woodland creatures trotting around in it?
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Cocoanut Koala
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03-22-2007 10:09
Well, it's a cute joke (whatever the joke is), but one they would be better off keeping to themselves. It's not appropriate to put things like that on the police blotter.

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Francesca Alva
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03-22-2007 10:47
To the tune of If you're happy and you know it


If you ever talk to Lindens on the phone
You can scream and swear and shout and have a moan
You can curse them with the measles
But don't ever say "phone weasels"*
Or you'll find you're on suspension all alone


*No phone weasels were harmed in the penning of this ditty. I have the greatest respect and admiration for phone weasels
Murasaki Suisei
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03-22-2007 11:43
The same PETA people who just were fined for killing and dumping dead bodys RL in other people's dumpsters in North Carolina?

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03-22-2007 11:49
It's not like saying Phone Weasels on the forum is going to get you in trouble... I mean it's not like the Forum Ferrets check on it anyways!
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Charmande Petion
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03-22-2007 12:24
I'm totally going to insult people by calling them phone weasels now. >.>
Tikva Zeevi
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03-22-2007 12:47
FYI, the best real life police blotter ever is located here.
Har Fairweather
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03-22-2007 13:14


And when you're ready to go beyond the police blotter, try www.overheardinny.com
Tikva Zeevi
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03-22-2007 13:38
From: Har Fairweather
And when you're ready to go beyond the police blotter, try www.overheardinny.com


I have a new favorite website!
Gillian Waldman
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03-22-2007 16:24
/me Shouts Phone Weasel!!!!

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03-22-2007 17:08
From: Yiffy Yaffle
The police blotter and abuse report system are all just one big joke to me anyway... And what in red hell is a phone weasel anyway?


he's the garden weasles cousin twice removed he doesn't bathe much either I am told .. I know these things cause I have a garden weasel and he done told me about it one day when we were out gardening..
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03-22-2007 17:35
From: Francesca Alva
To the tune of If you're happy and you know it


If you ever talk to Lindens on the phone
You can scream and swear and shout and have a moan
You can curse them with the measles
But don't ever say "phone weasels"*
Or you'll find you're on suspension all alone


*No phone weasels were harmed in the penning of this ditty. I have the greatest respect and admiration for phone weasels

Very cute ditty!

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Oodlemi Noodle
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03-22-2007 17:52
I'm picturing people(mostly unverified accounts(like me))getting put on ban lists everywhere and AR'd due to running around with little weasels on their shoulders with little bananna phones stuck to the weasels ear......
bilbo99 Emu
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03-23-2007 05:35
From: Cocoanut Koala
Very cute ditty!

coco


what Coco says .. Nice Francesca :)


/me shouts phone weasel!!




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Usagi Musashi
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03-23-2007 06:35
too early for april fools right? Then again..... :rolleyes:
Francesca Alva
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03-23-2007 07:41
From: Cocoanut Koala
Very cute ditty!

coco



From: bilbo99 Emu
what Coco says .. Nice Francesca :)



Thank'ee kindly. :)
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