Un-Frakkin Believable!

Citizens of Second Life,

Be aware of your surroundings. Report suspicious activity to your nearest Linden. Brace yourselves fellow citizens, al-Qaeda is in SL! According to this article

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22163811-2,00.html

we have e-jihadists in our midst! Yep, the Fifth Column has arrived. Hide your children, stock up on duct tape, Hot Pockets and toilet paper! Evil is afoot.

Of course, this article can't be wrong. It was published online, and the Internet never lies to us, riiiight?

*falls over laughing* Man, SL is the WRONG place to train terrorists! So, what are they going to do in RL? Orbit people? Spam them with particles?

Yeeessshhhh.. like SL needs a terrorist group to make it more unstable!

I can see the corporate presentation now: Pedophiles, prostitutes, terrorists, ponzi scheme operators and money launderers...Your company could be the next addition to Second Life!

"A surviving terrorist of the first terrorist attack using SL trained operatives was heard to say: 'It made no sense. People moved so fluidly, no one paused long enough for me to aim. No one told me RL cage guns were so heavy. And when the cops came, my sheild didn't rez and I got shot - I didn't know cops had sheild-breaking guns! When I saw we had failed, I couldnt' fly away.'"

Is this a joke web site? Or is this web site a joke?

What's scary is that I could believe either...

Seems to me, we already have plenty.

I can see it now...an army of penis tossing terrorists...'quick toss your penis at that soldier'!!

Please turn in your detachable penile equipment to Linden Labs (or me) as soon as possible.

Thank you.

Second Life Homeland Security Office

after this, the only thing we can conclude is that this australian os the dumbest person on the planet and ashamed my sis has that nationality, the casualties of colleteral damage of a virtual nuclear holocast

what ppl will do and try to discredit anything they have no clue about, even with the shift of the weekend and today, i`d support LL if they would take action against that dumbfuck

wished we could blow up buildings tho... have a few scores to settle with some griefers i know where they live

Finally, griefers explained.

Well I'm all for a few boots up the fundament of fundamentalists!

--KC

One of the victims reported to a newspaper "I couldn't believe one minute i was shoping for a new sex bed, then there was a flash of white particles and i found myself three sims away with my hair stuck up my ass"

How to spot a RL terrorist who has trained in SL

1. RL terrorists always wear an insane amount of bling. The sparkly effect is a dead giveaway.

2. Terrorist tend to repeat the same mindless phrases over and over. Listen for references to bananaphones and getting pitbulls abortions. At times they fall down on their backs and spout stuff in Japanese (listen carefully for the phrase "Miko Miko Nurse".

3. Terrorists tend to walk around in public nude. Even stranger, the males walk around with an erection, and for some odd reason, the penis is darker than the rest of their bodies. Rumor has it that they take extra care in tanning salons to tan only the penis.

4. If you see someone setting up boxes that scream "AHHHHHHHHHHH!" and rotate in mid-air, that person is most likely a terrorist.

5. Official terrorist uniform:
Males, white t-shirt, jeans and flip-flops.
Females, violet top, jeans and flip-flops.

6. Terrorists display their affiliation in floating 3D text above their heads. If you see someone with the title "al-Qaeda in Second Life", run like hell to the nearest public no-push zone. In RL, that would be a movie theatre auditorium, because they never mop up spilled sodas.

"The suicide bomber was foiled at the last moment when everyone in the cafe rezzed plywood cubes and sat on them, thus enabling to ride out the nuclear blast unscathed."

laughing... so... hard...

Since when does Toyota "test" their products in SL? the physics engine is pretty much trash for any kind of auto testing.

For that matter, I'm still cracking up over the casuality reports. As if the Avies are dead dead. Shall we hold funerals for the dearly departed? We can all wave patriotic flags and a country singer or two can write and produce a song decrying the evils of cage guns and encouraging folks to support our troops as we give them all premium accounts and arm them with virtual AK47's to go hunting griefers....errr... terrorists.

Yes griefing sucks. Yes I sometimes laghingly call it terrorism. No, the physics engine in game is not really capable of training anyone in terrorist activities.

Unless...

Maybe they're using voice to hold conference meetings!

*snerk*

*sporfle*

*bwahhaha!*

That is all.

Other ways to spot an Sl trained terrorist.

When carring out an attack their arm will be at a funny angle above their heads, pointing at the place they are going to plant the bomb.

When traveling on public transport to their target they will strike up a friendly conversation, something like "so where are you from in SL?".

Post Teleport Stress Disorder is no laughing matter.

What utter rubbish.
I am very embarrassed to see this is an Australian site. Really, Neswcorp run CNN, and a host of companies. This is propaganda! Just like the never ending crap they pump out daily, OTP, grab a headline journalism.
This helps nobody and (as it is probably designed) promotes another level of FEAR among populations.
All part of the "War on Terror" and the campaign to keep it in the public eye and keep us on our toes, keep funding flowing to Iraq and keep the DREAM alive.
Thats my take. like it or lump it!

Residents... Wounded and killed!? This has to be a nightmare this has to be a nightmare!!!!

Luckily I live in a Skybox. They will never find me and my Sexgen! And just to make sure I brought a Breach M4 Carbine, does that make me a terrorist?

Somehow, I knew Rupert Murdoch was involved somewhere in this "fair and balanced" article...

Yet more ways of knowing a newly deployed SL trained terrorist:

1. Terrorists can frequently be seen walking around with their bomb-making kits on their heads.

2. Inexperienced terrorists frequently forget to deactivate their detonation remotes prior to sitting down. You can be sure when you see them in a comfortable sitting position, but floating four feet above their chairs.

I hear it is the terrorists who are setting up all the ad farms, to finance their nefarious plots and demoralize the infidels at the same time!

And when they're not out setting up rotating ad poles their hanging out in the sex clubs, studying really studying the poledancers. Watch out for the ones with the beards...

Also, new SL trained terrorists who are doing nothing in particular can more often than not be seen standing around looking at their feet from multiple angles.

"In other news today several terrorists, apparently trained in the on-line community game known as 'Second Life' were nabbed at the 34th Street subway station in New York. Agents say they discovered the men, who were posing as policemen, when their uniforms suddenly disappeared and were replaced by peculiar black and white suits with barely legible writing criss-crossing them.

Sources and eyewitnesses reported earlier that some of the men literally disappeared into thin air and then just as suddenly reappeared, only with no clothing, the face of an 80 year old woman, and texture-less hair that appeared to have been carved out of a solid block of wood."

i guess im in a strange mood today because i want to laugh with everyone but i cant. Dont find real life terrorism particularly funny. Dont find sl griefing very funny either. Nice to see people laughin and havin a good time tho. I know there is humor in there somewhere. Oh well.

A "Suspicious Middle Eastern Looking Dude" approached me on the street today. He asked me to direct him to the camping chairs. Said he needed to earn $L2000 to wire home to "Mom".

They may be seen wearing these t-shirts

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/329/flagad2bv1.jpg


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