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Infiniview Merit
The 100 Trillionth Cell
Join date: 27 Apr 2006
Posts: 845
03-07-2007 16:25
"Please hold for an important announcement!"
Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
03-07-2007 17:30
"The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you must unload, please got to the White Zone".
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Angelique LaFollette
Registered User
Join date: 17 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,595
03-07-2007 18:00
From: Amity Slade
The CIA is monitoring my communications, and I don't want them to find out that I am a young athletic lesbian spy who wears tight leather catsuits.

~I want you~
Oops, sorry, did i type that out loud? That'a another reason, i normally can stop myself saying things like that If i have to Type them out first. Gives me time to Think before Hitting Enter. ;)

Angel.
Chip Midnight
ate my baby!
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 10,231
03-07-2007 18:36
I don't want anyone to know that I'm actually Carol Channing.
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Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
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03-07-2007 19:34
From: Chip Midnight
I don't want anyone to know that I'm actually Carol Channing.

I thought you were Fran Drescher.
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Chip Midnight
ate my baby!
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 10,231
03-07-2007 19:57
From: Brenda Connolly
I thought you were Fran Drescher.


That too.
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Colette Meiji
Registered User
Join date: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 15,556
03-07-2007 20:38
I am a linden and dont want any of the other lindens to recognize my voice!

;p


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disclaimer - this was a joke, dont send the prim black helecopters for me !
Kristy Cordeaux
Registered User
Join date: 13 May 2006
Posts: 94
03-07-2007 21:40
Why don't they just fix the things that are already (and continue to be) messed up? I'd rather they do that than give us another uber-cool feature that prolly won't work worth a darn, irritate other people, or just be a pain to attempt using.
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Kira Cuddihy
Registered User
Join date: 29 Nov 2006
Posts: 1,375
03-09-2007 10:37
I don't want anyone in the house to hear me moaning when I am having SL sex. They would put me in a sanitarium.

Hmmm, you are so cute, "May I please have you"
Gaybot Foxley
Input Collector
Join date: 15 Nov 2006
Posts: 584
03-09-2007 10:45
You don't want to hear me talk. My sound card is going out on my computer and makes a horrible crackling sound.

*Mumbles something into the mic while loudly crumpling up a piece of paper and eating potato chips*
Atashi Toshihiko
Frequently Befuddled
Join date: 7 Dec 2006
Posts: 1,423
03-09-2007 11:39
I think the best one so far, the one I relate to most, was along the lines of "I don't effing want to."

Seriously though, in RL I have a problem that makes me have to really focus hard to follow just one conversation. It gets tiring, draining, after a while - and I can't do anything else when concentrating on following what is being said.

In SL I can manage two, even three conversations at once, in IM -- and follow what's happening in Chat too.

I won't use Voice because it will mean I'll have to stand still in a corner without distractions while I struggle to concentrate on what is being said. I can have that kind of "Fun" with the telephone, thank you very much. And I already own one of those, and it works better and with a lot less lag than SL.

I'm hoping that there will be a separate slider for voice-chat volume, because mine will be all the way down to zero.

-Atashi
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Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
03-09-2007 11:56
More seriously, When i am on...I am, alot of the times reading, or listening to music or IMing or shopping, where I can leave the chat window open and follow
along. I would find live conversation iintrusive.
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Summer Kyger
Registered User
Join date: 22 Oct 2006
Posts: 7
03-09-2007 12:11
"my boyfriend is in the room, not sure but he might get upset if he hears you say 'i love you' ".

"um, I'm in the bathroom"

LOL
MadamG Zagato
means business
Join date: 17 Sep 2005
Posts: 1,402
03-09-2007 12:15
I cannot voice chat with you because I do not want you recording our voice conversation to put up on your blog. I hope you'll understand.

Imagine having voice chat sex with someone who recorded it and after breaking up with them they posted it for everyone to see!:eek: ...to hear I mean.

That would totally suck.
Colette Meiji
Registered User
Join date: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 15,556
03-09-2007 12:17
From: MadamG Zagato
I cannot voice chat with you because I do not want you recording our voice conversation to put up on your blog. I hope you'll understand.

Imagine having voice chat sex with someone who recorded it and after breaking up with them they posted it for everyone to see!:eek: ...to hear I mean.

That would totally suck.



A freind of mine cybered this guy - unknown to her the guy was also on a Team speak channel with a bunch of his freinds and he masturbated audibly so the whole channel could hear it.
IC Fetid
Registered User
Join date: 19 Oct 2005
Posts: 145
03-09-2007 12:17
This is Secondlife, not VirtualizationOfMyRL
Colette Meiji
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Join date: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 15,556
03-09-2007 12:19
From: Brenda Connolly
More seriously, When i am on...I am, alot of the times reading, or listening to music or IMing or shopping, where I can leave the chat window open and follow
along. I would find live conversation iintrusive.


besides its impossible being the voice in people's heads if your the voice in their ears - theres standards to maintain =)

I agree of course - for example I sometimes read the forums when SL is being kinda boring for me. I Alt tab between 4-5 windows.

Think a lot of people do.
Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
03-09-2007 12:25
Colette, I think I love you...but then again you've probably already heard me say that.....(chuckles)
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Colette Meiji
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Join date: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 15,556
03-09-2007 12:30
From: Brenda Connolly
Colette, I think I love you...but then again you've probably already heard me say that.....(chuckles)


I get that a lot - Mebe its becuase my forum icon is actually a cropped verson of my topless Post 6 pic .. =pPPppp

Im just glad I finally know where the voices in my head came from!

:)
Taylor Bayliss
Registered User
Join date: 17 May 2006
Posts: 144
03-09-2007 15:26
I'm from oop north (UK) - you won't understand a word I say...........
Warda Kawabata
Amityville Horror
Join date: 4 Nov 2005
Posts: 1,300
03-09-2007 15:33
From: Taylor Bayliss
I'm from oop north (UK) - you won't understand a word I say...........


I was once sitting on a train opposite a couple of football fans from uip north, and I didn't understand a word they said. They were talking quite loud too.
FD Spark
Prim & Texture Doodler
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 4,697
03-09-2007 22:31
I don't believe in owning microphones or similar devices because I heard they can be turned on remotely to spy on you and steal values that are sent to great dark prim. who rules all things..
Anyway I spent every dime I have on land to support my prim addiction and plan to become homeless for year so I can own a island.
Colette Meiji
Registered User
Join date: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 15,556
03-09-2007 22:38
From: FD Spark
I don't believe in owning microphones or similar devices because I heard they can be turned on remotely to spy on you and steal values that are sent to great dark prim. who rules all things..
Anyway I spent every dime I have on land to support my prim addiction and plan to become homeless for year so I can own a island.



Id have to take the tinfoil helmet off to wear the headset - then they would find me!
FD Spark
Prim & Texture Doodler
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 4,697
03-09-2007 22:44
From: Colette Meiji
Id have to take the tinfoil helmet off to wear the headset - then they would find me!

hahaha thanks Colette for the laugh:)
Sansarya Caligari
BLEH!
Join date: 25 Apr 2005
Posts: 1,206
03-09-2007 23:53
Can you hear me now?


Can you hear me now?

CRASH!!!!

<RELOG>

Can you hear me now?

CRASH!!

<relog>

Can you...aw fuck it, I'm going to WoW. :(
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