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Francis Chung
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05-12-2007 23:35
[20:07] Victoryo Idonnothisperson: como eu uso o carro man ???
Victoryo Idonnothisperson has offered to become your friend in Second Life. Log in to accept or decline the offer.

... Does anyone know what language this is?
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Darien Caldwell
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06-03-2007 18:30
From: Francis Chung
[20:07] Victoryo Idonnothisperson: como eu uso o carro man ???
Victoryo Idonnothisperson has offered to become your friend in Second Life. Log in to accept or decline the offer.

... Does anyone know what language this is?


in Portugese it roughly translates to "as I use the car man".
:p
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Rowen Musgrave
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06-03-2007 18:45
From: Pumpkin Cookie
ok this is my best im ive ever got i didnt know the person she types hi you dont know me (no joke lol ) your name starts with a p im lookin for some one to go an sit on a chair an win me a prize lmao like i got nothing better to do to go an win a stranger a prize lol


There are a couple of games where you need 3 players to get the listed prize, like a Lucky Chair but all 3 people get the prize. Usually this setup has nicer stuff in it then the normal Lucky Chair, so people tend to poke anyone who looks alive nearby about it, if the letters of the name are right. Usually it helps if they can coherently explain that everyone gets the prize. :)

~R
Francis Chung
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Join date: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 918
06-27-2007 01:40
My offline IMs have now crossed into the realm of the surreal.

[0:33] Noone IKnow: (Saved Wed Jun 27 00:33:04 2007) You was taken infinitly into the prison of the Russian Empire for griefing attempt. Good luck.
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Chie Salome
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06-27-2007 02:06
I didn't know they replaced the cornfield with that. :(
Apollonia Bertolucci
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06-27-2007 02:19
From: Francis Chung
My offline IMs have now crossed into the realm of the surreal.

[0:33] Noone IKnow: (Saved Wed Jun 27 00:33:04 2007) You was taken infinitly into the prison of the Russian Empire for griefing attempt. Good luck.


Lmao.
Frans Charming
You only need one Frans
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06-30-2007 13:52
Better bring some vodka with you to bribe the guards.
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Strife Onizuka
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07-03-2007 15:23
From: Francis Chung
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I sure hope she's talking about her cat.

[13:14] [Lady Namewithheld]: the pussy I bought doesn't have visibility or the panel... how can I get it reset or replaced?


Some "cats" use channel 69.
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Darien Caldwell
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07-06-2007 12:25
From: Strife Onizuka
Some "cats" use channel 69.


Indeed :p They may have fleas too so be careful...
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Mickey McLuhan
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Join date: 22 Aug 2005
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07-06-2007 14:25
Francis, I think the most important question is:


Are you, in fact, single?

*hubba hubba! Woo woo! Yeah, baby! Woohoo!*

ahem...
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Xaria Concord
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Join date: 30 Jun 2005
Posts: 104
Rofl!
07-06-2007 15:33
From: Dnel DaSilva
Francis, I feel your pain... I feel your pain...

oh and by the way:

Hi

u r hawt

are you online?

i wan 2 bi 1 uf yur skins

^ A sample of the offlines in my email trash TODAY ( I don't even sell skins...). I did save the best one ever for last though:

'what is your avatars name?'

True story, I swear.


What's your name Dnel? I know I remembered it yesterday, just cant think of it today for some odd reason. LOL

This whole thread has me crackin up! Ok, I get random crazy IM's too once and a while. The best one to date...the other day I am in a skin store shopping, trying on demos blah blah - when I get this random IM from someone I do not see anywhere around my 256 draw distance, and not on my friends list. This person asks me in Portuguese, in all caps, "WOULD YOU LIKE TO WEAR A BIKINI AND GO BACK TO MY CABIN WITH ME". Thank you Babel Fish! I sat and copied and pasted every line into Babel Fish so I could make out just exactly what this person was asking. I thought "oh no someone bought something from the store, there's a problem, and now how am I going to decipher this?" LOL After typing "sorry I do not understand" about 10 times, and them going on and on in caps screaming in Portuguese about me in a bikini, I closed the IM and went back home. Was a little flattering though, I think? hahaha
Francis Chung
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08-27-2007 22:48
Wow, forget about 18+, how about Grade 4+?

Joe Illiteraty: i had annimation overrider put on grown and lost do you have anymore im trying to make my avitar how i like him can you please help ty.
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Francis Chung
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09-24-2007 13:00
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[12:59] Perfect Stranger: (Saved Mon Sep 24 04:11:54 2007) hi
[12:59] Perfect Stranger: (Saved Mon Sep 24 04:12:07 2007) if you back im me i want some pinguins pls
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Francis Chung
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09-30-2007 16:52
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[16:39] Random McSpam: (Saved Sun Sep 30 10:07:48 2007) http://there.com
[16:39] Random McSpam: (Saved Sun Sep 30 10:08:02 2007) www.there.com

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[16:39] Crazy Stranger: (Saved Sat Sep 29 17:44:46 2007) why you make a very bad thng I never know
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Francis Chung
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10-30-2007 08:05
[7:54] Strange Person: Francis hello excuse me I deranger but I had no idea that I turn over to my problem with my avatar maximilian convener of which no longer works. I wanted to know if this was normal? And if I can repair my leader. Please

....

"Help me Fran-Kenobi you are my only hope"

*puzzles*
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Francis Chung
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11-06-2007 02:17
Oh. My. God.

[2:04] Educated McJohn: hay i got a cer off u a littil wiel back and i must have delited it by mastak wood u bee abel to maby talk to me about a aragen ment
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Usagi Musashi
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11-06-2007 06:50
Francis. I am person who repects what you stand for one sl. :) I wanted to say.

Questen have you noticed the bad grammar and font placement on some of those im(s)? seems like they are using somefont shift keyboard. Seems like its the same person over and over again who post some of those screwy messages.......You loved by many it seems :)


Usagi :)
Nika Talaj
now you see her ...
Join date: 2 Jan 2007
Posts: 5,449
11-06-2007 07:31
/me so envies Francis.

however, i still have seen nothing to rival the guy ending a random IM convo with:

'you teach me sexies, then. pls'

i don't know why, it still makes me giggle
Psyra Extraordinaire
Corra Nacunda Chieftain
Join date: 24 Jul 2004
Posts: 1,533
11-06-2007 08:15
Most of the offlines I get are as follows.... it's my Top Five List:

Random Person [12:00]: hello

Random Person [12:00]: are you online?
Random Person [12:00]: guess not

Random Person [12:00]: opS I HITTED TH CAPSLOCK

Random Person [12:00]: can u gievme copy of the _____ wit full permishuns pllzzzzz?

Random Person [12:00]: i can make u ltz of money by reselling your ___________ for u at my stoar. I just need a full perms copy
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Francis Chung
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11-06-2007 20:38
From: Usagi Musashi

Questen have you noticed the bad grammar and font placement on some of those im(s)? seems like they are using somefont shift keyboard. Seems like its the same person over and over again who post some of those screwy messages.......You loved by many it seems :)


Nono! It's just the way I anonymize their names, it's always someone I've never heard of out of the blue. Thankfully not one of them (yet) seems to read this forum though!

From: Psyra Extraordinaire

Random Person [12:00]: opS I HITTED TH CAPSLOCK


Hahahaha, that's awesome :) One of my favourites:

"Hey! Rho sritched ny kegtops awound?"
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Malia Writer
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11-07-2007 10:37
From: Francis Chung
Oh. My. God.

[2:04] Educated McJohn: hay i got a cer off u a littil wiel back and i must have delited it by mastak wood u bee abel to maby talk to me about a aragen ment
OMG is right! Translation to ANY known language please???
Francis Chung
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Join date: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 918
12-22-2007 06:13
[4:09] Incompetent Newb: U been reported abuse to a mentor
[4:12] Incompetent Newb: U cadge me in help island i have reported u
[4:13] Incompetent Newb: sorry not u
[4:13] Incompetent Newb: mistake
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Caroline Ra
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12-22-2007 06:41
From: Francis Chung
Just today...

[23:27] [random weirdo]: Are u single
[23:27] [random weirdo]: If u are Im me


I NEVER get these kind of IMs, now Im not sure if I should feel smug or complain about it!
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Francis Chung
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01-25-2008 04:05
[3:50] Engl Ishfirst: (Saved Thu Jan 24 12:58:33 2008) .
[3:50] Engl Ishfirst: (Saved Thu Jan 24 12:59:05 2008) this afk handy name- X2:Exotica CellTalker gives this extra ???? and what is the price
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Mo Dryke
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01-25-2008 04:23
[23:17] [XXX1]: R U online? if not plese log in or send email because I want to say you something

from one of my friend, he seems to love this "game":
[12:12] [XXX2]: I did it !!!
[13:13] [XXX2]: One more time ROFL
(I don't copy here the failed attemps like 12:11, 12:1' etc...


never understood this one from an unknown person
[18:42][XXX3]: M DRYKE MUTED
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