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SanFrancisco Convention and my new SL Sex Toys (18 & over please)

Nyx Divine
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07-16-2006 15:16
From: Karsten Rutledge
I personally like how the OP prefaced this with 18 & OVER PLEASE. I mean, we're all adults here, right? ;)



Actually I highly appreciate the '18 & OVER PLEASE' warning, I have young kids, but not young enuf :D

*peeks over monitor* yup they're killing each other again.....clicks on link
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Baba Yamamoto
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07-16-2006 16:14
You should sell these on SLBoutique! They're already selling other hardware.



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Siggy Romulus
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07-16-2006 16:19
I can't wait to read the article where SL crashes, their 'accu-jack' or whatever it is clamps down on their johnson as windows goes into that 30 seconds of 'hang time' while sl runs the crash logger.

I'm gonna live for that day :P

Lets review the process...

You get your johnson and plug it into a some third party hardware...
Plug that into Windows, which isn't exactly known for reliablitly :)
Then plug into SL which I think we can all agree does some strange strange shit at times.


That would be a brave brave man.
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From: Jesse Linden
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07-16-2006 16:26
so can I demo this at the convention? are there plans for a gay enabled version?
Baba Yamamoto
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07-16-2006 16:27
So you sent in a preorder too Siggy?
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Io Zeno
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07-16-2006 16:28
From: Siggy Romulus
I can't wait to read the article where SL crashes, their 'accu-jack' or whatever it is clamps down on their johnson as windows goes into that 30 seconds of 'hang time' while sl runs the crash logger.

I'm gonna live for that day :P

Lets review the process...

You get your johnson and plug it into a some third party hardware...
Plug that into Windows, which isn't exactly known for reliablitly :)
Then plug into SL which I think we can all agree does some strange strange shit at times.


That would be a brave brave man.


Gives a new ironic twist to "Downtime".
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Siggy Romulus
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07-16-2006 16:30
From: Baba Yamamoto
So you sent in a preorder too Siggy?


Oh hell no - that thing scares the bejezzus outta me!
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Baba Yamamoto
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07-16-2006 16:35
I'm already hearing requests for a furry model..
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Huns Valen
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07-16-2006 16:40
From: Baba Yamamoto
I'm already hearing requests for a furry model..

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Cocoanut Cookie
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07-16-2006 16:42
From: Cory Edo

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I ditto this.

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Baba Yamamoto
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07-16-2006 16:46
It's this kind of technology that will make the world safer for dogs like the one in the image above!
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Jeffrey Gomez
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07-16-2006 16:49
Best. Thread. Evar. :D
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07-16-2006 16:54
Will you have a discount for those wanting both models for recursive penetration?
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Teeny Leviathan
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07-16-2006 17:12
I dunno. Unless those things are perfectly silent, people might be turned off by doing something that sounds like a blender running at high speed. :D
Damanios Thetan
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07-16-2006 17:25
Are you planning models for furries too?

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07-16-2006 17:29
From: Baba Yamamoto
I'm already hearing requests for a furry model..


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Joy Honey
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07-16-2006 17:40
I'm rating this thread
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katykiwi Moonflower
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07-16-2006 18:00
Didnt an old timer get suspended for showing a pic of nipples and yet this garbage is on the general forums?
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07-16-2006 18:05
From: katykiwi Moonflower
Didnt an old timer get suspended for showing a pic of nipples and yet this garbage is on the general forums?


The nipples didn't have access to LSL.
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Joy Honey
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07-16-2006 18:06
From: katykiwi Moonflower
Didnt an old timer get suspended for showing a pic of nipples and yet this garbage is on the general forums?


yeah, but the pictures were not linked, they were [img]tagged... pixellated boobies r VULGAR dontcha know?
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Gene Replacement
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07-16-2006 18:12
question: can I buy the male version and still pretend to be female in SL? Is there any way to use the female SL attachments for this but still get stimulated using the male RL toy? My partner would TOTALLY flip if he found out I was a dude!
Maeve Morgan
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07-16-2006 18:14
Quite frankly I thought about moving it, but the pictures are in links, and they don't use vulgar language, and I can't think of a location better than general for it, so I'm not touching it, I don't know where it's been after all.
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Imagoel Best
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07-16-2006 18:33
interesting...
need a testperson? lol
0x01 Lindsay
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07-16-2006 18:50
From: Gene Replacement
question: can I buy the male version and still pretend to be female in SL? Is there any way to use the female SL attachments for this but still get stimulated using the male RL toy? My partner would TOTALLY flip if he found out I was a dude!


These toys will not blow your cover.

Yes, it is possable for a Utopex enabled Fleshlight to talk to another Utopex enabled Fleshlight.
http://www.utopex.com/images/rearView.jpg



The Machine of Hysteria is called the Perfect Partner.
http://www.utopex.com/images/perfectpartner_s1_med.jpg
It is for either males or females. The Perfect Partner only listens it does not talk, so it is not possable for two Perfect Partners to talk to each other.

Thanks for your comments, does anyone know any of the convention people?
FlipperPA Peregrine
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07-16-2006 19:04
The question we all have - what, exactly WILL these toys blow?

For those interested, we're actually hoping to have a fun and informative discussion about virtual sex at SLCC. We're doing a SEX IN SL panel, featuring qDot Bunnyhug (Robots engineer gone satanic), Stroker Serpentine (animator gone satanic), and Regina Lynn (Wired writer gone satanic) on a panel. (Because, according to the current power in the U.S., all sex is satanic, right?)

The SLCC organization team recognizes that sex is a fairly vital component of human existance, and unlike other "organization teams", we'll embrace it - with a sense of class - instead of denying it outright.

Get in touch! Metaphorically. ;)

Regards,

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