SanFrancisco Convention and my new SL Sex Toys (18 & over please)
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0x01 Lindsay
Why not.
Join date: 16 Jul 2006
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07-16-2006 13:57
Hello, I'm from a company called Utopex.com. We invented some new Internet Enabled sex toys that are fully functional on SecondLife. We would love to exibit the technology at the August 2006 convention but cannot get a response from anyone about this. Does anyone know how to contact SL for exhibit space? For the men we have partnered with the wildly successful Fleshlight company making the Second Life/Utopex Fleshlight adapter. In the photos below you will see the Fleshlight as part of the Utopex/Fleshlight female stand. On the back of the Fleshlight you will see the technical feature that allows for signals to be sent to SL as you interact with the Fleshlight. The Fleshlight can be used with or without our stands. We are hoping to demonstrate and start selling our product at the convention this year if we can get in. If you want more information or would like to pre-order send us an email [email]sales@utopex.com[/email]. Thanks. (18 and over only, please) http://www.utopex.com/images/rearView.jpghttp://www.utopex.com/images/sideView.jpghttp://www.utopex.com/images/backView.jpghttp://www.fleshlight.comFor the ladiest we have the most satisfing toy on the market. Using it will show you why. It works on SL allowing for free or payment based services. http://www.utopex.com/images/perfectpartner_s1_med.jpg
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Cheetham Hill
HOT in the CITY
Join date: 15 Jul 2006
Posts: 168
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07-16-2006 13:58
Oh, gosh.
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Nyx Divine
never say never!
Join date: 11 Dec 2004
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07-16-2006 14:01
This will not end well... Or hell......maybe it will 
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Cory Edo
is on a 7 second delay
Join date: 26 Mar 2005
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07-16-2006 14:03
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Jonas Pierterson
Dark Harlequin
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07-16-2006 14:07
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Karsten Rutledge
Linux User
Join date: 8 Feb 2005
Posts: 841
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07-16-2006 14:07
From: 0x01 Lindsay Hello, I'm from a company called Utopex.com. We invented some new Internet Enabled sex toys that are fully functional on SecondLife. We would love to exibit the technology at the August 2006 convention but cannot get a response from anyone about this. Does anyone know how to contact SL for exhibit space? For the men we have partnered with the wildly successful Fleshlight company making the Second Life/Utopex Fleshlight adapter. In the photos below you will see the Fleshlight as part of the Utopex/Fleshlight female stand. On the back of the Fleshlight you will see the technical feature that allows for signals to be sent to SL as you interact with the Fleshlight. The Fleshlight can be used with or without our stands. We are hoping to demonstrate and start selling our product at the convention this year if we can get in. If you want more information or would like to pre-order send us an email [email=sales@utopex.com]sales@utopex.com[/email]. Thanks. (18 and over only, please) http://www.utopex.com/images/rearView.jpg http://www.utopex.com/images/sideView.jpg http://www.utopex.com/images/backView.jpg http://www.fleshlight.com For the ladiest we have the most satisfing toy on the market. Using it will show you why. It works on SL allowing for free or payment based services. http://www.utopex.com/images/perfectpartner_s1_med.jpgHere's to hoping that you don't manage to contact anybody about space. 
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crucial Armitage
Clothing Designer
Join date: 30 Aug 2004
Posts: 838
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07-16-2006 14:08
OH myyyyyyyyyyyy
*cant stop laughing* really i cant
all due respect I am sure you product has a market but i just cant stop laughing.
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Io Zeno
Registered User
Join date: 1 Jun 2006
Posts: 940
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07-16-2006 14:11
And I thought the poseballs were awkward. At least they don't scare me.  (However, this would have been really handy in that old movie, Demon Seed. Remember that?)
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Nyx Divine
never say never!
Join date: 11 Dec 2004
Posts: 1,052
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07-16-2006 14:11
From: crucial Armitage OH myyyyyyyyyyyy
*cant stop laughing* really i cant
all due respect I am sure you product has a market but i just cant stop laughing. Indeed, I'm QUITE sure it has a market....but.....
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crucial Armitage
Clothing Designer
Join date: 30 Aug 2004
Posts: 838
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07-16-2006 14:13
From: Nyx Divine Indeed, I'm QUITE sure it has a market....but..... yea thats a big but 
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Alan Palmerstone
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Join date: 4 Jun 2004
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07-16-2006 14:14
From: crucial Armitage OH myyyyyyyyyyyy
*cant stop laughing* really i cant
all due respect I am sure you product has a market but i just cant stop laughing. Crucial, Aren't you one of the folks putting the SLCC together? Call them back! 
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crucial Armitage
Clothing Designer
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07-16-2006 14:21
From: Alan Palmerstone Crucial, Aren't you one of the folks putting the SLCC together? Call them back!  oh no I am just an avid supporter/volunteer of the convention and a sponsor. I am not one of the organizers just an outspoken supporter.
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Cheetham Hill
HOT in the CITY
Join date: 15 Jul 2006
Posts: 168
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07-16-2006 14:25
How the hell do you clean those things out when you've, erm... spilled your seed?
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crucial Armitage
Clothing Designer
Join date: 30 Aug 2004
Posts: 838
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07-16-2006 14:28
From: Cheetham Hill How the hell do you clean those things out when you've, erm... spilled your seed? very carefully ?
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milady Guillaume
Shhhh, I'm researching!
Join date: 28 Dec 2003
Posts: 696
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07-16-2006 14:28
Contact FlipperPA Peregrine...et el. Surely they recognize the adult communties needs by now and may find room for your wares.
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crucial Armitage
Clothing Designer
Join date: 30 Aug 2004
Posts: 838
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07-16-2006 14:34
From: milady Guillaume Contact FlipperPA Peregrine...et el. Surely they recognize the adult communties needs by now and may find room for your wares. yea flipperPA is the man to contact I'm surprised hes not chimed in here yet he must be out on the town or something  or downing some of that awesome brew from that micro brewery near him in Philly.
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Schwanson Schlegel
SL's Tokin' Villain
Join date: 15 Nov 2003
Posts: 2,721
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07-16-2006 14:36
Looks like LL needs another classification for their citizens:
unconfirmed / confirmed / utopex enabled
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Jezebella Desmoulins
Registered User
Join date: 4 Nov 2005
Posts: 561
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07-16-2006 14:39
Do those things synchronize with the Xcite system?
This is going to make for a very interesting SL convention...
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Elgyfu Wishbringer
The Pootler
Join date: 27 Nov 2004
Posts: 659
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07-16-2006 14:39
hehe, Mr Limpy
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milady Guillaume
Shhhh, I'm researching!
Join date: 28 Dec 2003
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07-16-2006 14:40
.... plugs in Schwans!
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Karsten Rutledge
Linux User
Join date: 8 Feb 2005
Posts: 841
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07-16-2006 14:54
I personally like how the OP prefaced this with 18 & OVER PLEASE. I mean, we're all adults here, right? 
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Cessee Hedges
needs to stay on task.
Join date: 19 Oct 2004
Posts: 91
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07-16-2006 15:02
where's their product suggestion box??
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Newfie Pendragon
Crusty and proud of it
Join date: 19 Dec 2003
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07-16-2006 15:03
From: milady Guillaume .... plugs in Schwans! Does that mean their revolutionary internet-enabled technology both feel like wool and baa's at the right time? - Newfie
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Schwanson Schlegel
SL's Tokin' Villain
Join date: 15 Nov 2003
Posts: 2,721
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07-16-2006 15:05
With technicians like this building them, I am amazed you get any work done. 
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Cheetham Hill
HOT in the CITY
Join date: 15 Jul 2006
Posts: 168
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07-16-2006 15:13
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