Can you handle full frontal?

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Nika Talaj
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10-26-2007 15:08
Can you handle full frontal? ![]() |
Trout Recreant
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10-26-2007 15:09
Of course I grade on a curve, so hurry up Derbor! I need something to compare Chris's with! Since, of course, I've never seen erotically posed men before ![]() Suuuure you haven't. /me looks at himself carefully. I'm not sure there's any pose this body can assume that would be considered even remotely erotic. Unless you define "erotic" as "nauseating". _____________________
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Nika Talaj
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10-26-2007 15:18
I'm not sure there's any pose this body can assume that would be considered even remotely erotic. Unless you define "erotic" as "nauseating". I've seen you round and about, Trout. You'll do fine. Somebody send him some poses? Even if you don't want to take pics, Trout, every avatar should be ABLE to take nice pics if you ever wanted to ![]() |
Raymond Figtree
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10-26-2007 15:33
Oh, I can handle you, Ray. I really don't care how you're standing. Or even if you're standing. Truly. ![]() ![]() _____________________
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Trout Recreant
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10-26-2007 15:39
*hands Trout a magic mirror to help with his self-image* I've seen you round and about, Trout. You'll do fine. Somebody send him some poses? Even if you don't want to take pics, Trout, every avatar should be ABLE to take nice pics if you ever wanted to ![]() Ohhhhh. We were talking about male avatars, not our actual selves. Well. Hell. In that case, I'll do fine. Trout is a handsome little bugger. Great hair. Not fat. Nice AO. The little SOB can even dance. That alone is enough to make me jealous, but damned if he can't fly around like Superman, too. If I ever met him in RL, I'd be tempted to punch him, but with my luck he probably knows kung fu. I bet he's doing something really cool right now, while I'm stuck here at my desk trying not to pay attention to how beautiful it is outside. BTW - I'd love to take pics. I really should play with the snapshot feature. I always forget to do that when I'm having fun. _____________________
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Alyx Sands
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10-26-2007 15:48
I'm too confused to know right now. I am ramming my dick into my keyboard while visualizing Marty hugging Bradley's monkey while you wave Hitler's panties at Brenda's donkey which is carrying the Mexican baby Jesus to Canada so it can bless the Holy Pony. Is that cheating? Try a flexible keyboard. Hurts less I guess. ![]() Other than that, I now have to clean mine. Diet Pepsi all over it. _____________________
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Har Fairweather
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10-26-2007 16:03
I'm taking my pony out of this thread and keeping him out. I'm pretty sure he'sw under 18...
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Oryx Tempel
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10-26-2007 16:10
Try a flexible keyboard. Hurts less I guess. ROFL! Oh the mental image.... Ray and his flexible keyboard... _____________________
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3Ring Binder
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10-26-2007 16:15
i wonder if they make a special pill for that too......
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Cee Edman
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10-26-2007 16:49
Because it's Friday... Geez - and the best line of all wasn't even written by Oryx. He's leaving because "Something came up"! |
Trout Recreant
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10-26-2007 16:58
Geez - and the best line of all wasn't even written by Oryx. He's leaving because "Something came up"! ![]() Ho...Leee...Crap. 007 TV. My weekend is now officially shot. Oryx. I take back all the awful things other people have said about you. You are now officially my favorite person EVER. If they ever make it so I can mix 007 footage with Bollywood footage, I might actually faint. _____________________
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Sally Silvera
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10-26-2007 17:29
I am quite quite sure that nobody even noticed that I left the group or that I have not really been posting to these threads. Mainly, the reason why not, was indeed a lack of love. Not to mention so many loud voices that my quiet one was not audible. I heard the silence........ /me sends Cherry an utterly non-broadly offensive hug _____________________
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Raymond Figtree
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10-26-2007 18:01
ROFL! Oh the mental image.... Ray and his flexible keyboard... _____________________
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Brenda Connolly
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10-26-2007 18:39
the most amazing part is, when the tender lovemaking was done, I had written and sent a letter to the editor of the New York Times on the subject of public transportation infrastructure, something I know nothing about. All without using my hands! Yeah well it was the New York Times, so it is fitting. _____________________
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Cherry Czervik
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10-27-2007 02:24
I heard the silence........ /me sends Cherry an utterly non-broadly offensive hug Thanks Sally. I think people have misconstrued my posting, thanks for seeing what I was trying to say. |
Alyx Sands
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10-27-2007 05:23
the most amazing part is, when the tender lovemaking was done, I had written and sent a letter to the editor of the New York Times on the subject of public transportation infrastructure, something I know nothing about. All without using my hands! Oooh, is that like the one with the chimpanzees and the typewriters? ![]() _____________________
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Chas Connolly
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10-27-2007 06:04
Thanks Sally. I think people have misconstrued my posting, thanks for seeing what I was trying to say. You really shouldn't use words like 'misconstrued'. People might misunderstand what you're saying ![]() |
Raymond Figtree
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10-27-2007 07:21
Oooh, is that like the one with the chimpanzees and the typewriters? ![]() ![]() _____________________
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Brenda Connolly
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10-27-2007 07:28
Bingslaad;akh;afadfij;ljfe! ![]() I just got that one on Audio Book. Sylvester Stallone is reading it. It 's fabulous. _____________________
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Har Fairweather
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10-27-2007 09:58
When did Sylvester Staqllone learn to speak such exquisite Bulgarian?
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Colette Meiji
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10-27-2007 10:00
Bingslaad;akh;afadfij;ljfe! ![]() Ray PLEASE tell me you didn't pull out your RL prim part to type that. ![]() |
Alyx Sands
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10-27-2007 11:47
@Ray: I'm certain "Bingslaad" is a word. Go on, you'll be doing Shakespeare by tomorrow!
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Raymond Figtree
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10-27-2007 11:49
Ray PLEASE tell me you didn't pull out your RL prim part to type that. ![]() I got halfway through an updated version of Grapes of Wrath but I made a typo. _____________________
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Alyx Sands
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10-27-2007 11:53
Does it count if it was already out? I got halfway through an updated version of Grapes of Wrath but I made a typo. Prolly because you fell asleep halfway through....try something more exciting! _____________________
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Raymond Figtree
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10-27-2007 12:11
Prolly because you fell asleep halfway through....try something more exciting! _____________________
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