Slut Magazine

Mayhaps a party is in order with some nice mixes..

man you mmy dj ...don't forget that ...i listen to your stream all the time now...and i'm settin it out right here for the world! when i get my shizzy right! get my own land and start settin it off like i really wanna THIS IS WHAT YA'LL GONNA BE LISTENIN TO!!!!!


http://radio.noisepollution.com:8000/

d@m skippy yeek, we just presentin hoes to the world in the right way...sparklin, and glittren, full bright giving off light!

that's what we do at the slut mag....slide in world and join the group...search for SLut! magazine in world that's for anybody and everybody...

i got some crazy shizzy comin in the MFSL!!!!!

i want the world on the page i'm on!

get with me
and if ya wanna ride a thread with jumpy slam raw, chain broke runnin wild in this mother-back-blow-outer! start one in brandi linquist or lundquist forums (i'm too drunk to get it right now)


start a thread over there and i'll talk more sh@t than a stopped up stool!

especilly if ya name is crissy norseman ike-viking what ever ya callin ya self this week...
ya got me in one of them locked up threads...

i was rereading that shizzy and realized ya got me! i'm after ya! you better run weak sauce!

Jumpy darling,

Thanx for the plug. Does this mean we aren't on the DL anymore?

Brandi...xxx

Omgah get some land and we'll have to be handin out towels to the wimmins when they party with us.

The neighbors will be callin the po po when they see and hear the grand opening of the SLut Magazine HQ.

Paging Barbara Billingsley, need help with Jumpy's zine, I don't speak Jive.

LOL... i am really lazy to start a thread. Sometimes, reading others people thread is more fun than starting my own thread. You know... i am really a bored person, cant even make a person laughed in the SL.

Alrite, just drop by here to say "Hello" to yo again, Jumpman. I will be waiting for your next surprising and exciting articles

brandi i found ya mind cause ya sho nuff lost it! you got me mixed up with ya main man chrissy! i know ya'll have cliqued up and grouped up and ya'll DEEP and stuff! (take that however ya want!!! the deep and stuff part! )

jumpy just present sparkled up hoes properly glitrin' fullbright blind ya eyes to da world!

tht'a where the jumpman's interest begins and ends...chrissy ..who knows wht he want...but give all ya got! and then some!

it's all in the works, we fight in overr textures , done beeyotched up the club..comin in under prim count...slut tower just gonna be a spot for the freaky to get with jumpy, for jumpy just the chill, rest his head keep his mind right...
gonna shack up with three of my best lovlies

they just gonna keep jumpy all together mind body and soul! i'm marching to the bank with this shizzy, get in line, walk with me, i'm isshin stock!

i'm gonna stream ya stream on my land...we gonna have a party for the ground breakin AND the gd grand openin

and i aint givin out no got d2m towelas let them hookers sweat! and my rat-fink-snith-beeyotch-neighbors and any rent-a-pork-chop-wanna be -pig-cop bettea respect my property rights or they gonna be lookin for a Linden cause they can't log in!

well squint one eye and turn ya moniter sideways and look at the pics

what r u a small time simplified moron! i'm speakin most proper Merican english...you must be French!

you bored IM ME! we'll stroll down to hard alley and look at some weirdos! you know that micheal jacksson, frodo baggins fool still down there holdin down the same spot...i took a field trip down there last night and there he was! i threw turd bricks at him , he didn t even move...took em a;ll in the face! had me on mute he last lil hooker pet had me on mute...his dungeons and dragons playin circus clown pals tried to defend him

they opened their moufs and swallowed some turds! they started orbiting my flock of peeps ...usually i get to laughin so hard i cant even get my defenses and offenses deffendin and offendin

But i came down there ready and right PHANTOM as a deep-sniffed squeef!

WE ARGUED LIKE HELL! after they got the last of my people i just floated on...
they tried to cheer the lil ring-troll movi dude up...smacked him on his xcite a$$...
his lil hoes a$$ too...brought a tear to jumpy's eye (NOT EVEN)

i defy, i DEFY, any yall to lurk down to to the sewery bottom of Hard Alley and ask the slips standin round to point out the one missin bout three vaporated hoes...i defy ya!

but IF YOU DO! please let me know...slide in a thread or IM me! I'm Jumpicus Lanius Magnus (that's jumpman lane the great fo ya sliprocks)

mmmm.....Hard Alley. That's a great sim.

yeah i f ya like to stand around in lag lookin crazy smakcin xcite a$$e$ cheerin up sad michael jackson look-a-likes wonderin why people stroll in callin YOU a clown cause lya look like ya ran away from a circus...you fot wrong down there u subject to crash...too many vampires rocking 'make-they selfs -look-like-a-turd' ao's

lickin each others toes and shizzy

then when ya ask em 'wtf u doin anf WHY!" d@m dummies swear ya griefin em

but i tell em "Ya griefed ya self when ya bought that avi! you beeyotch !"

Hey Jump lets get together and Ride around again ; ]

LOL... seems to be veri much exciting to me. ok, i will tried to IM you while i am in SL. The problem is i am at eastern time... hope not that i am online but u r Zzzzzzz, u get wat i mean hahahaaa...

cheersssss and thanks

i ve seen ya since ya posted this! you really gonna marry my pal...after he refused to join that threesome i organized for us?


crazy!!!!

i'm on the east coast in the great state of virginia!
us of mfin A

IM me when ya see Jumpy jumpin round!

i was partin rl

second hyalf yest
recoverin 1st half of today!

An article in the next ish foiled again

naw...jumpy got his! sliprock turned down the slippery, sloppy, seconds...waited a day or two for stuff to dry up and air out, slid in, fell in love, popped the question, working on a crappy ring and got married!...and is now proceedin gto work owith private investigators to see if his sl wife looks anything like her rl profile pick

might as well swing by the grocery store and buy sone Texas Pete to slather all over her body when he kills, her, cooks her na , fing eats her!

Welcome to the MFSL! Beeyotches!

Got some announcements for you a$$! that's what this tread is all about!

A LANE LOVELY
first and foremost Jumpy gonna present all lshinly and sparkled up the FIRST lane lovely!
what's a Lane Lovely you might ask, aw aint nutttin...just one ah Jumpy's dimes...Jumpy's lil playthings... you know...somethin to keep jumpy's mind and body right tight and together...i just gonna lay her out for ya enjoyment...so enjoy!

WHO IS GONNA BE THE SLUT OF THE YEAR!
hell if jumpy know...just some super high power, freaky, hooker ready to hoe-hop at the drop of a hat! Pleasanin, and glowin and sparklin as only a star up high too high for slips to reach CAN! keep an eye lookin out ...and if you think yuou dat ho IM ME! erery body can vote but only Jumpy can decide!

WE ISSIN STOCK. slut mag goin plubic, takin that grimly lonely walk...all the way to the MF bank! WALK WITH ME or get left behind! slide over to the world stock exchange and get signed up, we tabulatin and confabulation all the assests as we speak! Shizzy...we GOIN to the promised land! Are you! I'm takin people!


SLUT TOWER IS ON THE WAY, just gonna be jumpy shacked up with 3 high power hoes, from all over the world to keep jumpy's head above water (jumpy gotta stay afloat) his bOdy right , he mentals and physicals tight!...swing by sometime when its threw fo i decide to get some security! (please note if you are a psycho lunatic griefer...stop by and apply for a position on my personal security team...hirin soon...no small time pork rind wannabe porkie the pig police need apply) we after hard stompy lunatic fringe villians...got d@m id WE THE BAD GUYS!

SLUT MAGAZINE CLUB join that mf in world...and invite ya friends! EVERYBODY CAN INVITE EM. i want a whole legion of loyal slut mag readers ready to do battle with the powerful forces of all the ballroom dancin pg, wish they was a linden cause they cant log in! sliprock clowns in the MF!

JINE and stay in the glow...stay in the mf know!

i,m bout to set the mfsl ablazed is you fire proofed or swimmin in gasoline...we bout to see...you beeyotch!

It's a crying shame that the de-babbler won't work on the forums. I might be missing something really good here.

i'll translate for ya I'm Jumpy and i shine and i sparkle and i glow...you justa trick flippin somethin that we can't say...

and you aint missin nothin...you look good sittin pretty on the sidelines!

Can't wait for the next issue, Jumpy Darling.

When does it come out?


Brandi...xxx

Darn it's still not working.

It won't work for sliprocks.