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Jumpman Lane
JUMPY!!!
Join date: 7 May 2007
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05-31-2007 10:26
Annoncing the new provocative Second Life men's magazine SLut! Magazine...
and it's not a health mag....

In it you find hard hitting investigative reporting from the wilder MORE mature side of Second LIfe

follow the insane antics of the one and only Jumpman Lane as he navigates the murky waters in the mf SL

This magazine is free and may be seen at http://slutmagazine.blogspot.com

come and be titilated! SL-stlye!!!!
Rigrunner Rang
...Newb
Join date: 23 May 2007
Posts: 162
05-31-2007 11:03
Interesting zine!

Jumpan seems a right psycho lol....but I agree with him about that city chic look

Will keep checking back :)
Truth Ogre
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Join date: 14 Dec 2006
Posts: 5
Hilarious
05-31-2007 13:38
Dude, I love this site. I'm laughing so hard and I plan on adding the word "slip" to my vocabulary. I've seen quite a few slips in SL.
Jumpman Lane
JUMPY!!!
Join date: 7 May 2007
Posts: 2,114
05-31-2007 13:42
i'm glad ya'll like it...i feel like it's my duty to spread my brand of joy to the mfsl...
the site is totally free for readers...
search for the slut magaziine group in word.
it's free to join!
so you can stay in the know....
AND MAIL IN THOSE FREAKY PICS AND WIN SOME KICKS!!!!
Jumpman Lane
JUMPY!!!
Join date: 7 May 2007
Posts: 2,114
05-31-2007 13:44
And Tell All Ya Friends!!!!!

Slut Magazine Is Here To Stay!!!!
Broccoli Curry
I am my alt's alt's alt.
Join date: 13 Jun 2006
Posts: 1,660
06-01-2007 07:09
From: Jumpman Lane
And Tell All Ya Friends!!!!!

Slut Magazine Is Here To Stay!!!!


... until deemed "broadly offensive" by the latest blog post.

Broccoli
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Jumpman Lane
JUMPY!!!
Join date: 7 May 2007
Posts: 2,114
This Is Who I'm Is...This Is Who I Be!!!!
06-01-2007 16:53
Don't Worry Broc-broc...this Shizit Never Stops! I'm Jumpy Lane... And I Came
To Set It Offfff In The Mf SL!!!!!

Marching Straight To The Bank Wit It!

Walk Wit Me!

Beeytoch!!!!!


Signed

Jumpy Lane
Vitrual Soldja...
Mf SL Hustla...
Playa...
Pimp...
Jay!!! EL!!!!
Broccoli Curry
I am my alt's alt's alt.
Join date: 13 Jun 2006
Posts: 1,660
06-02-2007 01:15
From: Jumpman Lane
Don't Worry Broc-broc...this Shizit Never Stops! I'm Jumpy Lane... And I Came
To Set It Offfff In The Mf SL!!!!!

Marching Straight To The Bank Wit It!

Walk Wit Me!

Beeytoch!!!!!


Signed

Jumpy Lane
Vitrual Soldja...
Mf SL Hustla...
Playa...
Pimp...
Jay!!! EL!!!!


You sure you're over 18?

Broccoli
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Mandy Carbenell
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Join date: 27 Dec 2006
Posts: 847
06-02-2007 01:19
Slut magazine? Geez....grow up...

Mandy C
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Broccoli Curry
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06-02-2007 01:46
From: Mandy Carbenell
Slut magazine? Geez....grow up...

Mandy C


It's part of the mentality that thinks having "SL" somewhere in the name gives it some form of credibility as being officially endorsed or something.

How many more 'avatar porn' magazines do we need anyway? Its mostly shop-bought stuff and clones of every other Barbie on the grid.

If you feel the need to do a porn mag in SL, why not try something a bit different, catering for some of the simple fetishes instead of cloning everyone else? BBW? Long hair? Ethnic? There's a lot more to beauty and attractiveness, you know, than a 'perfect' body.

Broccoli
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Broken Xeno
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Join date: 9 Mar 2007
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06-02-2007 02:01
It wasn't very funny. The pictures weren't very good. The author, Jump, or whatever, wasn't very original, either.
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Mandy Carbenell
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06-02-2007 02:09
From: Broccoli Curry
It's part of the mentality that thinks having "SL" somewhere in the name gives it some form of credibility as being officially endorsed or something.

How many more 'avatar porn' magazines do we need anyway? Its mostly shop-bought stuff and clones of every other Barbie on the grid.

If you feel the need to do a porn mag in SL, why not try something a bit different, catering for some of the simple fetishes instead of cloning everyone else? BBW? Long hair? Ethnic? There's a lot more to beauty and attractiveness, you know, than a 'perfect' body.

Broccoli


I agree, of course there's a "need" for porn but be original, think of a concept and don't act like you invented the wheel. I'm sure a lot of guys rather see a very sexy pic then 2 avi's pixelhumping each other.

Mandy C
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Jumpman Lane
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Join date: 7 May 2007
Posts: 2,114
06-02-2007 06:33
dear detractors i can't cater to the stick-in-the-mud-ballroom dancing simple, silly, pervy tricks you suggest i target! projectile vomiting is bad for my keyboard....

I suspect you, my detractors were born sometime in 2004, live in highy restricted parcels, and rush to hit the panic/ban button at the slightest hint non non-pc, non-PG, non scripted fun. (or have your flunkies do it!)

VENTURE back into the real SL! Rub elbows with a NOOB. LIVE your second lives....

Please, please, please gentle detractors...do not malign these beautiful young avis for spending their hard earned linden dollars on that which THEY view as beautiful and which they can at this point in their SL lives afford...Such mockery is a tad sanctimonius, such is the spirit out of which the words newbie and noob sprang... and that's hardly sporting...

And I, o ye my many detractors recognize that yoy are not my market...what avi born when I was born even knows of this forum...yet kindly indlulge me, the man who inevented the wheel is unknown but the names Goodyear and Michelin ring, clarions in the night!!!!


In short, I'm coming up on the rise... from the gutter, from the streets of The MF SL, and if you're in the SL for edumaction and can't stand sight hardcore fornication...you better run weak sauce...cause I'm in it for life!

All you old avi's are too jaded anyways...you should consider taking up tiddly-winks...I understand its quite fun...
Jumpman Lane
JUMPY!!!
Join date: 7 May 2007
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06-02-2007 06:35
And I Luvvvvvv Pixle Humpin....beeeyotch!!!!
AWM Mars
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06-04-2007 06:45
I'm no prude.... but the infantile approach does give the impression it is you that have invented sex, let alone sex in SL... looks like the work of a 14 year old who got his hands on his Dad's porn mags... whatever rocks your boat.

Going to Help Islands and accosting newcomers, bringing them straight into the realms of SL sex, is hardly creating a balanced view of SL. I hope this thread gets deleted and that you have gainned enough exposure to satsify your needs.
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foehn Breed
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06-04-2007 07:12
slutmagazine? slutmagazine.blogspot? =weak
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Jumpman Lane
JUMPY!!!
Join date: 7 May 2007
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06-04-2007 07:44
From: AWM Mars
I'm no prude.... but the infantile approach does give the impression it is you that have invented sex, let alone sex in SL... looks like the work of a 14 year old who got his hands on his Dad's porn mags... whatever rocks your boat.

Going to Help Islands and accosting newcomers, bringing them straight into the realms of SL sex, is hardly creating a balanced view of SL. I hope this thread gets deleted and that you have gainned enough exposure to satsify your needs.



hey oldie, go script yourself some lucky-magic-ballroom-dancing shoes and tap dance the fizzy outta my shizzy bizzy! i can always sniff out you old slers so sanctimonious...
the crypto-nazis want us to live their view of second life...but it's my world...my imagination...

i'm on a mission to save the world! i'm out to help these fresh newbs...not mentor them into the oblivion of boredom....

all newbies end up in the mature sex spots anyways....

all the oldies are hiding in their restricted lands...doing the freaky with the best pose balls in the world...

oh i been there ....


I'm jumpy ....
i see right inside your heads!!!

oldie turds!!!!

you can ban me but ya can't stop this shizzzy....

it's a revolution!

and we want the oldies out!

you had your time in second life...
take up tiddly winks!!!!!
Jumpman Lane
JUMPY!!!
Join date: 7 May 2007
Posts: 2,114
06-04-2007 07:46
From: foehn Breed
slutmagazine? slutmagazine.blogspot? =weak

i'm bringing out hoes!!!!!

my name is L A N E !

it's a new one!!!!


Jumpman Lane !!!

beeyotches!

keep ya head up....
keep ya eyes open....

before you get run the F L O C K

over!!!!


it's a new day and the time is mine!!!!!
Jumpman Lane
JUMPY!!!
Join date: 7 May 2007
Posts: 2,114
06-04-2007 07:47
T R I C K S !
foehn Breed
More random than random
Join date: 16 Jan 2006
Posts: 1,142
06-04-2007 07:55
From: Jumpman Lane
it's a new day and the time is mine!!!!!


No, it's not sorries...check out some of the other mags out.
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Kepster Cure
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Join date: 7 Jan 2006
Posts: 198
06-04-2007 12:43
Jump, I have yet to engage in anything remotely close to (ahem) sex in SL, I (personally) think it's a waste of time... I havent even bothered to see the Mag...and I probably wont only because it simply isnt my cup of tea...

but I love the fact that your willing to stand up for yourself to others that have to ridicule or put down what they don't understand

(which is testimony to your conclusions :D fo shizzy)

I've got a bottle of ensure for the rest of you, get off his back.

It's defenitely your time duderz! Have your cake, and eat it too....






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foehn Breed
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06-04-2007 15:35
More hype from some weak fill in the field blog on an easily played idea.
From some one who doesn't subscribe to da SL riding the punanni mindset,
ain't checked their blog? but digs to prop them on some played easy idea,
Welcome Areas newb predators and vultures practices?
On what? what goes on neways a third of whatever is online atm.
Which btw! I've seen works both way with the sexes, all massive like they invented.
Personally, I dig peoples ventures,
just doesn't measure or compare to established publications already exsisting
and I don't have a problem stating so.
Crap content, layout, images, no imagination or creativity.
And I'm being fair, it's called Feedback/Review.
"ytmd" then let them take it like a man.
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Jumpman Lane
JUMPY!!!
Join date: 7 May 2007
Posts: 2,114
06-04-2007 15:52
From: foehn Breed
No, it's not sorries...check out some of the other mags out.



the other mags blow! GIRLS write em! They quote dante and shakespere in a porno mag?
and any body can snap a pic...
i got wind light too!

but ever' body aint jumpy lane! look oldie...
how many of the people u were a noob with still use SL....

where ever they went....

G O T H E R E 2 !!!!


get on like ya been sh@t on!


It's a Jump Jump Jumpy world!!!!! and it's mine!!!!

hey im me in world....

i'm taking classes....

i'll custommake ya a clown suit!!!!!


BEEYOTCH!!!!
Brenda Archer
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Join date: 28 Apr 2005
Posts: 557
06-04-2007 16:00
From: Jumpman Lane
Annoncing the new provocative Second Life men's magazine SLut! Magazine...
and it's not a health mag....

In it you find hard hitting investigative reporting from the wilder MORE mature side of Second LIfe

follow the insane antics of the one and only Jumpman Lane as he navigates the murky waters in the mf SL

This magazine is free and may be seen at http://slutmagazine.blogspot.com

come and be titilated! SL-stlye!!!!


I went and read it. You only get to be a young noobie once! So enjoy! And don't let the Committee of the Bored get you down!
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Jumpman Lane
JUMPY!!!
Join date: 7 May 2007
Posts: 2,114
06-04-2007 16:03
From: foehn Breed
More hype from some weak fill in the field blog on an easily played idea.
From some one who doesn't subscribe to da SL riding the punanni mindset,
ain't checked their blog? but digs to prop them on some played easy idea,
Welcome Areas newb predators and vultures practices?
On what? what goes on neways a third of whatever is online atm.
Which btw! I've seen works both way with the sexes, all massive like they invented.
Personally, I dig peoples ventures,
just doesn't measure or compare to established publications already exsisting
and I don't have a problem stating so.
Crap content, layout, images, no imagination or creativity.
And I'm being fair, it's called Feedback/Review.
"ytmd" then let them take it like a man.

was that english? was that a R E V I E W? you're a chick!..... i wanna shoot ya nekid for my halloween ish...

ol demon E S S !!! and the JUMPAN!



gotta make it happen!
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