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The Quirk
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06-09-2007 09:07
instead of deleting my last message, i'll leave it for posterity's sake.

but now that i've gone and skimmed through part of your rag.. i see it's got humor and a rough edge along with fairly run-of-the-mill porn. guessing that what you were aiming for is just that.. so rock on!

i, on the other hand, will (hopefully) someday get mine rolling along and there'll be no conflict either way.. while mine may be named "SL:UT", it certainly wasn't aiming to be a porn rag.

have fun.. and to others who don't dig it.. i hear ya, i won't bother with it either. some have said they like it.. so be it.
live and let live..

Jumpman, just so you know.. i wasn't "calling you out" or anything.. just a little friendly ribbing.
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Jumpman Lane
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06-09-2007 13:51
From: The Quirk
instead of deleting my last message, i'll leave it for posterity's sake.

but now that i've gone and skimmed through part of your rag.. i see it's got humor and a rough edge along with fairly run-of-the-mill porn. guessing that what you were aiming for is just that.. so rock on!

i, on the other hand, will (hopefully) someday get mine rolling along and there'll be no conflict either way.. while mine may be named "SL:UT", it certainly wasn't aiming to be a porn rag.

have fun.. and to others who don't dig it.. i hear ya, i won't bother with it either. some have said they like it.. so be it.
live and let live..

Jumpman, just so you know.. i wasn't "calling you out" or anything.. just a little friendly ribbing.

well quirk...absoulute origionality wasn't what i was going for... i was just happy that no one (hint hint, Y O U) hadn't already started a slut magazine group.... cause my back up name..."Jumpy and a Bunch of Hoes!" didnt have second life's initalss in it....
good luck with S L : U T... dive into it....
I'm havin a ball with my rag...


i told people to IM me in world C O M P L E T E S T R A N G E R S are tp ing into my suite aboard the S.S. galaxy... where i lay my head! but i don't care! if ya can stand 5 min of Jumpy in the mfsl ...swing through!

but i'm charging admission...i'm gonna set up a tip jar, and if i catch ya in there you better leave something in it! cause if ya don't ya gonna leave flyin!
Brenda Connolly
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06-09-2007 14:23
You live on the Galaxy? That's a great sim. I love going over there from time to time. Sail on, Jumpman.......
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Jumpman Lane
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06-09-2007 17:56
From: Brenda Connolly
You live on the Galaxy? That's a great sim. I love going over there from time to time. Sail on, Jumpman.......


yeah it's awesome brenda...
they're gonna let me have a pool party ther...gonna be in july..A N D U B E T T E R B T H E R E!!!! i'm having a huge orgy end of this month ...all the details will be in the jully ish wich comes out in about a week and a half!


I LOVE ALL THE BRENDS THAT LOVE MY MAG!
Jumpman Lane
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06-09-2007 17:58
And They Say It's 3 Sims Brenda!
Jumpman Lane
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perv alert!
06-11-2007 07:29
new upo coming section in the mag...

this month how i ran into this small-time-turd-lick-slipROCK clown down at the bottom of Hard Alley...named Govi some-shit

dude had mind comtroll over fo' hoes! called em his pets...

his skin looked just like that frodo baggins-hobbit dude that ate tricks in Sin City

i kicked the bobo with fool, traded insults...!!! check it all out in the next ish!
Jumpman Lane
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06-14-2007 09:26
the next is JULY comes out next week...swing by and read the announcements

http://slutmagazine.blogspot.com/

and listen to some of my fav tunes!

Tricks!!!
Kimber Martinek
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06-16-2007 12:49
I laughed my ass off..when are you going to use my picture ??
Jumpman Lane
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06-16-2007 13:45
From: Kimber Martinek
I laughed my ass off..when are you going to use my picture ??



kimber girl you know you next!!!!!

i luv that avi!!!!


all you temple xxx girls rock!
Jumpman Lane
JUMPY!!!
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new issue
06-23-2007 17:21
the july issue is out! and i better seea lu you mfs at the orgy! party on the 30th!

and if you were born before 2007...that makes you an oldie...if ya wear a ballroom dress (male or female) you could win 1 (one) linden dollar!
Brandi Lundquist
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06-24-2007 07:08
From: Broccoli Curry
It's part of the mentality that thinks having "SL" somewhere in the name gives it some form of credibility as being officially endorsed or something.

How many more 'avatar porn' magazines do we need anyway? Its mostly shop-bought stuff and clones of every other Barbie on the grid.

If you feel the need to do a porn mag in SL, why not try something a bit different, catering for some of the simple fetishes instead of cloning everyone else? BBW? Long hair? Ethnic? There's a lot more to beauty and attractiveness, you know, than a 'perfect' body.

Broccoli


I agree with Broccoli, Darling. If you really wanna add some spice, you could do a piece on me. That'll fetish it up a bit. ;) There is a link to my blog in my profile.

It could be good way to cut through some of your competion, and bring some of the traffic from my niche market your way.

Send me a message if you are interested, I don't bite hun.

Brandi...xxx
Jumpman Lane
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06-24-2007 08:19
From: Brandi Lundquist
I agree with Broccoli, Darling. If you really wanna add some spice, you could do a piece on me. That'll fetish it up a bit. ;) There is a link to my blog in my profile.

It could be good way to cut through some of your competion, and bring some of the traffic from my niche market your way.

Send me a message if you are interested, I don't bite hun.

Brandi...xxx


NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Jumpy don't swing that way! That sound like you and Broc Broc need to get together and get some things goin...he is into the fetishes and he is a journalist I'm told!... but I tell ya what! I am a sporting kind of guy!
If you should ever get together with ol Broc, and you snap some pics, I'll print them A N D your story! Jumpy Lane style!
Brenda Connolly
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06-24-2007 08:41
Another laugh fest Jumper! I think Brandi is right. A little spice can't hurt. Maybe even make her a guest contributor. You defnitely should have a regular fetish section.
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Broccoli Curry
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06-24-2007 08:44
From: Jumpman Lane
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Jumpy don't swing that way! That sound like you and Broc Broc need to get together and get some things goin...he is into the fetishes and he is a journalist I'm told!... but I tell ya what! I am a sporting kind of guy!
If you should ever get together with ol Broc, and you snap some pics, I'll print them A N D your story! Jumpy Lane style!


*blinks* huh? I'm female the last time I looked. Not sure where you got that I was "into" fetishes either, unless you class everything that isn't a barbie doll avatar as a 'fetish'.

Thanks for the offer, but I think you'd lose what readership you have if I did a centrespread.

Broccoli
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Jumpman Lane
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06-24-2007 11:56
From: Broccoli Curry
*blinks* huh? I'm female the last time I looked. Not sure where you got that I was "into" fetishes either, unless you class everything that isn't a barbie doll avatar as a 'fetish'.

Thanks for the offer, but I think you'd lose what readership you have if I did a centrespread.

Broccoli

sorry broccoli, i don't know where my mind is...i vaguely realized you were a journalist...and just assumed you were a man...i mean i didn't lurk over to your profile or anything..B U T since your are a gal...you can pose for a spread A N Y T I M E !!!!
Jumpman Lane
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06-24-2007 11:58
From: Brenda Connolly
Another laugh fest Jumper! I think Brandi is right. A little spice can't hurt. Maybe even make her a guest contributor. You defnitely should have a regular fetish section.

I'm SCARED Brenda!!!!

jumpy don't wanna get involved with nothing like that...maybe I'll send my ace reporter nomads to get to thhe bottom of things! That clown Bane might fall in love or something!
Jumpman Lane
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06-24-2007 11:59
From: Brandi Lundquist
I agree with Broccoli, Darling. If you really wanna add some spice, you could do a piece on me. That'll fetish it up a bit. ;) There is a link to my blog in my profile.

It could be good way to cut through some of your competion, and bring some of the traffic from my niche market your way.

Send me a message if you are interested, I don't bite hun.

Brandi...xxx



i might take ya up on that offer...but you'll have to work through my ace reprter nomads...cause I'm JUMPY!
DJQuad Radio
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06-24-2007 12:38
From: Jumpman Lane
sorry broccoli, i don't know where my mind is...i vaguely realized you were a journalist...and just assumed you were a man...i mean i didn't lurk over to your profile or anything..B U T since your are a gal...you can pose for a spread A N Y T I M E !!!!

This is the best thread EVER. lol
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06-24-2007 13:10
From: Jumpman Lane
I'm SCARED Brenda!!!!

jumpy don't wanna get involved with nothing like that...maybe I'll send my ace reporter nomads to get to thhe bottom of things! That clown Bane might fall in love or something!

Jumpman, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. ;)
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Kimber Martinek
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06-24-2007 15:54
From: Brenda Connolly
Jumpman, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. ;)




I agree, JUST DO IT!!!
Jumpman Lane
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06-24-2007 17:45
From: DJQuad Radio
This is the best thread EVER. lol

yeah dj Q...how much more wacky can this get...the forces of the darkside tryin to drag jumpy over kickin and screamin in to the land-o-some ol S T R A N G E sheeyat! Jumpy ain't fallin for that though!


every body be strong...cause if i catch doin somethin pervy and crazy i'm priniting it!
Jumpman Lane
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06-24-2007 17:50
From: Brenda Connolly
Jumpman, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. ;)

i think it'll kill me...brandi might have stunt wood! i'm gonna track her/him/it down ...well...let one of my paid flunkies do it! bane wants to go!!!!

take one for the team...but take one W H A T...
might be long, hairy, and hard...

stay lookin...keep seein..let the world know S O M E T H I N!

the mfsl is gettin stranger by the milisecond!
Jumpman Lane
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06-24-2007 17:52
From: Kimber Martinek
I agree, JUST DO IT!!!

i can't believe you sold me out like that Kimber!
I'm gonna bring brandi to Y O U R house!
let em do their thing in one of your pools!

Bane ,or nomads, or whoever brandi wants

maybe YOU! ya look just like kim basinger!
Jumpman Lane
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06-24-2007 18:10
From: Jumpman Lane
yeah it's awesome brenda...
they're gonna let me have a pool party ther...gonna be in july..A N D U B E T T E R B T H E R E!!!! i'm having a huge orgy end of this month ...all the details will be in the jully ish wich comes out in about a week and a half!


I LOVE ALL THE BRENDS THAT LOVE MY MAG!


d@mn i forgot! aint no mf pool party! them dumb mf's banned me cause the oldie turd-licks hate Black Flag...oso i don;t think ol Billy-the-beeyotch and his million mf flunkies are gonna rent to me now...since i can't set foot in their sim...

but i aint disputin with em!

i luved that laggy ship!

and there was this sexy fat-@zz criuse manager ...
Brandi Lundquist
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06-24-2007 19:33
Jumpy darling,

I think you misunderstood me. I said do a piece on me, not get a piece of me. LOL

I think your ghetto rap is kinda cute, and I happen to know a lot of the "thugz" really dig on girls like me. I just don't have that whole ganster rap sort-a-mojo thing workin' for me. If you did a piece on me, and what it is I do...it would give me a sort of "street credibility" with a whole nother cross section of the SL community.

At the same time some of my admirers would certainly follow a link over to your blog to see what's the hizzy. (if that's how you would say it) Fa shizzy hun!

If you wanna send your boy out to take one for the team as you say, that's fine too. Just be careful hun, once he swings my way he may never come back to your team. Us T-girls have just that kind of power sweetie!

Even if nothing comes out of this, I think this is the best thread I've ever seen on any forum. It's good for that at least.

Brandi...xxx
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