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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
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12-15-2005 13:37
From: Chance Abattoir
There is also a chemical in saliva that helps ease anal inflammation.


lmfao. Ok. there's a whole new topic. instead of deciding which animal to make milkshake in, we should be deciding who or what we would let lick our asses.
Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
12-15-2005 13:38
Btw, I apologise for my presence on the forums at this hour, but EVE is down for a huge update (and by update I mean new evolution of the software. Not they added rippled water :p).
Zapoteth Zaius
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Join date: 14 Feb 2004
Posts: 5,634
12-15-2005 13:40
From: Kris Ritter
Btw, I apologise for my presence on the forums at this hour, but EVE is down for a huge update (and by update I mean new evolution of the software. Not they added rippled water :p).


Betrayer!

Anyway how about we make milkshake in a beaver?
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
12-15-2005 13:41
From: Kris Ritter
lmfao. Ok. there's a whole new topic. instead of deciding which animal to make milkshake in, we should be deciding who or what we would let lick our asses.


Not only who or what, but what is the enticing agent? Money? Favors? ...Peanut butter (do NOT go with chunky!)?
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Logan Bauer
Inept Adept
Join date: 13 Jun 2004
Posts: 2,237
12-15-2005 13:43
From: Eggy Lippmann
You cant make cocoa on a coffee machine.
It turns into a sticky clay thing and clogs it up, causing the water to overflow and eggy to spend 30 minutes cleaning the kitchen.
Also, pure cocoa is NOT normal chocolate.
Putting the whole 125 gram package in your mug and drinking it will get you FREAKING HIGH for over an hour.
You wouldnt put 125 grams of powdered coffee in your mug, WTF were you thinking??
God, I feel so horrible. Now that you know this, don't be a clueless idiot like me :)


Hope you're feeling better. At least I'm not the only one who does things like this.
Also note, as I learned last weekend, just because you see the people on the TV take a food processor and throw in egg and oil and have mayonaise come out... it's not near as easy as they make it look. Not only do they neglect to tell you that you need to add lemon juice, they also neglect to tell you that even after you do that, you still have about a snowballs chance in hell of real edible mayonaise comming out.
Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
12-15-2005 13:47
From: Chance Abattoir
Not only who or what, but what is the enticing agent? Money? Favors? ...Peanut butter (do NOT go with chunky!)?


Ok. So I think the way to go, should you overdose on Cocoa in future, Eggy, is to smear your ass with smooth peanut butter and let the beaver lick it better. After you've milked the beaver of it's chocolate milkshake, obviously.
Zapoteth Zaius
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12-15-2005 13:57
Maybe throw in a little cinimon.. Stick of butter..
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Chance Abattoir
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12-15-2005 14:27
From: Kris Ritter
Ok. So I think the way to go, should you overdose on Cocoa in future, Eggy, is to smear your ass with smooth peanut butter and let the beaver lick it better. After you've milked the beaver of it's chocolate milkshake, obviously.


Or if you're in America, go with "creamy" peanut butter.
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Phoenix Psaltery
Ninja Wizard
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 2,599
12-17-2005 10:55
From: Eggy Lippmann
thank you for continuing to poke fun at me while i suffer horrendously. it's a great display of friendship, compassion, and general maturity. I dont know why i bother with these forums when people are always so nasty to each other


Because you have a masochistic streak?

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Eggy Lippmann
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Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
12-19-2005 23:26
From: Phoenix Psaltery
Because you have a masochistic streak?

:D

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Spank me baby :p
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